Space Dad - Blog Posts

Don’t act like pidge is not the favorite

Keith: *is gone*

Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet

Lance, holding up his leg: feel my leg, I shaved.

Keith, gently stroking: holy shit

Shiro: guys we’re being shot at this isn't the time

Space Daddy™️ Shiro

•He physically cannot sleep in -it’s 6 AM and he’s ready to go -he’s probably working out tbh

•Speaking of which dis boi is just McFrickin ripped?!!!???! -no chub here I mean his muscles have muscles amiright -Lance once tried to use him as a pillow and was sorely disappointed.

•CANNOT COOK -scrambled eggs, toast and rice is as good as it gets w/ this boi -once he and Keith tried to bake a cake for Lance’s birthday and nearly burned down the castle -they had to endure a massive scolding from Space Mom Allura.

•He’s trying so hard to be a Real Adult™️but he’s just so confused?!?? All the time??!!?!? -“What’s happening? Where’s my gun? Wait, do I have a gun!? Is Keith the left arm or the right arm? Who are we fighting? Where are they?!!!?? Hunk is. A leg right..”

•*voltron is attacked* Shiro! What do we do?! -Shiro: Alright, stay calm everyone! We got this. -Shiro internally: *high pitched screaming*

•He’s actually not sure how he’s still alive without coffee

•Whenever he gets a bit overwhelmed he goes to Coran for Adulting advice. -some weird conversations have happened here -Coran once tried to give him The Talk™️ and Shiro backed out of that one real fast.

Hope you liked these! Plz request! I’m so alone