This is the best thing I’ve woken up to a while.
MJ: Hey don’t forget about Spider-idiot. Ned and I have split custody over him.
Ned: He’s an idiot white boy but we still love him.
Peter:
*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*
Wong: This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.
Stephen:
Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.
Tony:
in case you didn’t know, i’m fucking gay
Prominent Bisexual Characters in MCU and DCEU in 2017. (hopefully to be canonically seen as such on screen asap)
Team Cap is for the righteous ones that have strong morals and won't let anything change that, no matter what.
Team Ironman is for the cool kids.
And then there's the Revengers. They're just a group of mentally ill homosexuals...
I know the fandom had named Valerie's ghost hunters identity "Red Huntress" (and I fucking love that name, don't get me wrong, it's rad as hell) but I had a thought about a potential other name she might have ended up with.
Specifically I'm imagining Danny giving her a hero name completely by accident.
Like, they're fighting a ghost together. It's low stakes, more just a bit of fun before they go grab a shake at the Nasty Burger or something. Neither of them are on edge or really thinking, this is basically just a quick chore they have to take care of before they can hang out. They've been joking and throwing banter back and forth, all that fun stuff.
And it's so chill and low stakes that Danny, in typical Danny fashion, isn't really thinking.
He's about to do something to show off or make a terrible pun or something and wants to make sure she's paying attention and goes to shout to her.
But uh... he uh... he forgot until he's already got the "Val" part out that she also has a secret identity and at this point watching them fight ghosts is a pass time for the people of Amity Park so they have a pretty big audience. One that includes the news.
So, now panicking, Danny tries to cover the only way he knows how:
He Puns it out.
And so, Amity Park's ghost hunting hero Valkyrie is named.
If we want to double down on Danny's "Hero identity name is just a slight change to his civilian name she could be Valkyrie Red (in place of Valerie Gray) though I think Red Valkyrie flows a little better lol
ITS HEREEEEEE
OH MY GOODNESS... MIKA HOLDING MADONEE..... THE MV OUTFIT
Okay but I want Azriel to be absolutely head over heels for Gwyn in a way that the other Bat Boys weren’t for their mates (before they got together).
I want Az to become a blushing mess when Gwyn compliments him. (Or even just smiles at him)
I want Azriel to go from “blank face, unreadable, scary shadow singer” to absolutely beaming when Gwyn walks into the room.
Give me the whole inner circle being confused because he’s so relaxed and comfortable around her and LAUGHS (which before ACOSF we had seen him do once, maybe twice) out loud.
(“He’s only known her for like 6 months guys, what is he on?”)
Give me Azriel being completely at ease and visibly relaxing when she walks in the room.
Give me nervous Azriel because “oh my gosh she’s right there and I think she’s looking at me oh my word she’s so perfect.”
Give me Cassian and Rhys subtly teasing him about Gwyn and his face turning bright red.
Give me Azriel getting nervous to ask her to dinner but willing to be straightforward with her because even though it’s terrifying he’s willing to face the chance of rejection (literally something he struggles with, ya know, the whole “I’m not good enough” thing) if it means he also has a chance to spend time with her.
I want this man to be absolutely head over heels for her and and for everyone to be aware of it.
Did you see that? Now he does not only have a variety of dads (we are not talking about the fact that he just lost the most important one) but also so many moms and I am here for it.
VF-25F "Ranka Lee" Markings
VF-25F "Sheryl Nome" Markings
AVENGERS INFINITY WAR
Queen
Beauty
Grace
Will absolutely punch you in the face
A strong, loving saviour and literal queen
The embodiment of amazingness
With the Raft becoming overcrowded, Yelena decides to recruit some of its superpowered inmates and her old friends into a second iteration of the Thunderbolts. But when they're tasked with leading a military siege against New Asgard, loyalties are tested and tensions rise, causing divisions that will change the face of the Marvel Cinematic Universe forever.
An Original Character concept of a modern day Valkyrie named Vigdís.
!!THOR LOVE AND THUNDER SPOILERS AHEAD!!
that shit was gay
“i love this trio” and it’s literally an enemy of the state, a himbo, and the sad wet cat they drag around
Pride, 2nd June :
Today is Valkyrie (AKA Brunnhilde) from Thor Ragnarok, with the bisexual pride flag
[The drawing represents Valkyrie, played by Thessa Thompson looking at the left of the image with a smirk. A star is drawn next to her left eye. The whole drawing is done in watercolor, and the background is a gradient of the bisexual flag. ]
A/N: Hey guys! Here’s an extract from my new story, Raspberry Swirl, a CarolValkyrie story about ice cream and summer and Carol being an awkward idiot who can’t line up two words together. Link to the full story will be at the end.
The woman looked at Carol once again, surprised.
"And the blueberry one?"
"I think it's supposed to be call Bi-berry?"
Carol pulled out the cone out of the icebox. Its wrapper was red, purple and blue, imitating the bisexual flag. The woman chuckled.
"Fine, I'll take it. How much?"
"Oh... It's... on the house?"
The woman frowned in surprise.
"Really? Why?"
Carol shrugged, desperately trying to find an excuse.
"It's the end of the day..."
The woman continued to stare at Carol, trying to figure out why she was suddenly giving her a free cone. Finally, she gave up and picked up the ice cream off the counter.
"Thanks."
"My pleasure," Carol replied with a bright smile. "Now you can tell your friend Bi-berry's the best. I mean blueberry," she added quickly.
"I know," the woman replied with a wink before she turned around and returned to her towel.
Carol watched her go, then looked away quickly when the woman looked back. Beside her, Monica continued to stare. Carol moved away, fiddling with her phone.
"So, tipping isn't flirting, but giving free ice cream definitely is, right?" the girl asked.
Carol groaned and refused to answer.
Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19198537
A/N: Here’s an extract of my new fanfic, a Carol/Valkyrie story with tons of cute baby flerkens thrown into the mix! The link to the full story will be at the end.
Valkyrie returned home in the early afternoon. The days in Norway were weird, as the sun dipped over the horizon far earlier than it should during most of the year. It drastically cut most days short, and if you add to that the possibility of snow, not everyone was able to work full days, and even she wasn't fully used to the strange cycles. Plus it was very cold, and for someone who'd spent the past few centuries on a temperate and warm planet like Sakaar, New Asgard could quickly turn into a nightmare.
The first thing she did as she returned home was light the fireplace once again. Radiators were not enough to warm her small house. Plus, she liked to have the fire going, purely for the aesthetic of it. Of course, it was easier when Carol was there, and a single photon blast could light up the fire. But since Carol wasn't there, she had to use matches. She pulled Goose's basket out of the way. Goose was still curled up in it. She looked up to glare at Valkyrie when the Asgardian moved her basket. Valkyrie then pushed the metal grid protecting the fireplace away and stacked up logs of all sizes in it before cracking a match. She set it back in place once the fire started, as she knew full well Carol would kill her if any of her precious little kittens played too close to the flames.
Behind her, Goose stood up and stretched. Then, she left her basket to go to the kitchen, probably expecting her owner's girlfriend to feed her. Valkyrie laughed at the flerken's behavior.
"Nope, no food for you until Carol gets home."
As she stood up, she realized the Goose's basket was completely empty. She frowned and looked around the living room. No sign of the kittens.
"Goose where are your babies?" she asked as if the flerken would give her an answer.
She glanced at Goose who didn't even seem to care. Goose wanted food, everything else was secondary. Valkyrie shook her head, realizing she'd started to take Carol's strange habit of talking to her cat like it would respond. She leaned back down and looked under the couch, and the armchair, and the shelf, and the wardrobe. Nothing. She went to the kitchen and looked in every drawer and cupboard until she realized how ridiculous the idea was. She looked under her bed and found a pair of forgotten socks, but no flerken.
The panic which had been growing in her chest seemed to implode when she noticed the chair against the wall in the living room and the open window above it. She must have left it ajar when she left this morning, and she knew for a fact the kittens had become big enough to jump on the chair, and probably jump out the window too.
She rushed outside without even stopping to grab her gloves, scarf and woolen hat. This window led to the pile of firewood, which could have not only cushioned their fall but allow them to walk to the ground and adventure outside easily. Valkyrie hurriedly looked behind the stack, then picked up a few logs to look under. She couldn't hear meowing, and couldn't see anything remotely resembling a cat or a flerken for that matter. She placed the wood back on its pile and looked around. The kitten could have literally gone anywhere. Her house was one of the last ones up the hill, with the main street leading straight to the harbor. They could have run down and go to town. Or they could have gone up the hill, where only her stables and a few other houses remained. And then, the cold plains of Norway.
She shivered as a chilled gust of wind passed over the city. She finally realized that she had gone out completely unprepared. Also, she'd just lost five flerken kittens, and Carol would kill her as soon as she returned.
Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19174591
@ Me next time!
Thor: Jane, nice to see you again after breaking-
Jane, pushing through Thor to get to Valkyrie: move i’m gay.
Decidí también unirme otra vez a los chart memes de namco high
Hasta creé una plantilla nueva (la del heroe), pero no se si dividí bien el espacio.
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I also decided to join the Namco High meme charts again
I even created a new template (the hero one), but I don't know if I divided the space well
Originals:
Mirenlos, los ligadores definitivos. / Look at them, the ultimate rizzers.
(Apenas tengo tres scrips hechos y encima tengo que hacer las traducciones. Y digamos que las historias alternativas que tengo guardadas en mi mente no estan ayudando-)
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(I only have three scripts done and on top of that I have to do the translations. And let's just say that the alternative stories I have stored in my mind aren't helping-)
Hi I miss ShiftyLook and editing is my passion
SixFanArts Challenge: Otto Schmidt’s list *phhhhpt….sigh* (2020)
- Marvel: Storm, X-23, Magik, Carol Danvers [as Captain Marvel and Ms. Marvel], Spider-Woman, Emma Frost, She-Hulk and Valkyrie.
- DC: Batwoman, Starfire, Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul, Mera, Cheshire, Adam Strange and Jo Mullein (from Young Animal’s Far Sector).
- movies/TV shows/other comics: Major Grom (Игорь Гром), Corto Maltese (Corto Maltese), Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet), Rachael (Blade Runner), Black Canary (DCEU), Catwoman (Tim Burton’s Batman Returns) and Lena Luthor (the CW Arrowverse’s Supergirl).
Art by: Otto Schmidt
Jane Foster cover evolution by Russel Dauterman & Mattew Wilson