Friendly reminder that I am right and all other opinions are wrong <3
Rizz beyond his comprehension
Last night i had a weird dream that I was flirting with Jean. Sadly, he rejected me. When I woke up I decided to draw him
Here's the result of my painful rejection
Welcome to another episode of “What animal will Bertholdt Hoover be today?”. The answer is: Borzoi. Borzoi Bertholdt. Bertzoi. Puppytolt 🐶🤲
Because this post by @v1bri <3
obligatory borzoi meme lol (golden Reiner retriver for the soul)
I can't believe Deviltholdt ate @grubyszopiel 's ciastka HIT, I'm still shaking, will this madness and cruelty ever end?
b-berturtle..... 🐢🤲
r-reimster..... 🐹🤲
@h0-0d
(please, let's pretend he's built more like a terrapin than a tortoise 🙏)
Guys, I literally stormed into Google search to quickly find some refs of a person with a rooster, so my tired brain typed in “Man holding cock” and you'll never believe what results I got (yes, it was porn) XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It was like half past midnight, I was tired after work and was about to go to bed, but this ask came out of nowhere and just. WHAT IS IT. And I wasn't tired anymore bhjjnfkjjgfnkdkfdmzks
BTW, I don't take art requests, especially not ones like this LOL I did it because it strike me like a bolt of the blue and, honestly, Bertholdt deserves a pet rooster <3
...now im just simply shitposting
Sometimes, when I'm worn out, I use an automatic translator when reading longer English texts. Sometimes the translator translates Bertholdt's last name. Translates it into “odkurzacz”. Which means “vacuum cleaner” in Polish.
Bertholdt Vacuum Cleaner.
I think this is important. I love the automatic translator.