Rizz Beyond His Comprehension

I was stunned in the best possible way holy fuck, look at this King go

happy halloween heres swansea throwing it back

I saw some people saying “Annie should suffer more for what she did instead of sleeping for four years in a crystal” and I'm like… hell NAH, bro didn't just call four years of sensory deprivation "sleeping" 💀 She was fully conscious for four years, deprived of sight, touch, movment, taste, smell, with only a few muffled sound stimuli when Armin or Hitch came to her for a one-sided conversation. You don't know what sudden and prolonged sensory deprivation does to a person (spoiler: nothing good, really). I was kinda shocked that Annie was even sane after breaking free from the crystal, dude….

Three years have passed, and I still can't get over the fact that heterosexuality killed Hikaru 💔

omg i really wrote that hahaha

Listen, I think I have a fever and I feel terrible, so what if.

Levi x Moblit

But like, Levi has feelings for Erwin, and Moblit has feelings for Hange, but they both know they won't be loved by them in the way they want to be, so they keep it to themselves. But SOMEHOW (maybe during their time at the bar, when tipsy Moblit gets too talkative) they find out about their unrequited loves and how much it hurts them to be around the person they love but can't hug them, touch them, tell them they love them, and... I don't know, after a while their sad confessions turn into something more physical, but it's a substitute. Not in a, y'know, sexual way, just… closeness. Closeness, touch, words, time spent together, during which they close their eyes and think about someone else. It's quiet and shy, immersing oneself in fantasy with every tender gesture and word. It's comforting to have someone who understands and to allow someone to be understood in this difficult situation. It feels good to be able to pretend that you are the only one for someone so dear to you. But both of them know deep down that it's not right.

And maybe, at the end of the day, they'll end it without regret, not bringing it up again, just sweet memories of pretend affection.

Or maybe, at some point, Levi will discover that his thoughts don't wander to Erwin when Moblit embraces him, and Moblit will discover that Levi's closeness doesn't make him think of Hange.

Maybe, at some point, they'll realize that they're thinking about each other, not about the people they love who will never be theirs. Something is changing, something is growing. It's a little different and uncertain. It's still quiet and shy.

But now it's also genuine.

IT WAS

this cut was fucking evil

It turns out that walks are fun, you can take pictures of bugs in flowers 🌼🐝

(red is the imposter)

Ugh, who invited him into the family

I had to get this stupidity out of my head before going to bed otherwise I would have spent the whole shift at work tomorrow thinking about it xDD

I need some Tulpar crew's sillyness and insulting jambalaya, as a treat~

the despair I bring upon myself

So this month… with a new chapter of What Lurks Beneath, a new episode of Alien Stage and finished Mouthwashing…. HOW am I supposed to feel H A P P I N E S S ?

“Archaeologists don't care what you identify as, they will define you by your biological sex.”

My honest reaction to archaeologists misgendering my bones 2500 years after my death:

HELP why does turkmenite look like old, chewed bubble gum 😭😭😭😭

A collection of ✨majestic✨ rocks, and then BOOM, turkmenite 💀

I love it, even when it doesn't taste like bubble gum. It's like a pathetic little guy <3