B-berturtle..... 🐢🤲

So my chaotic description of the ideas for my R+B are adopted by Hange AU won't be finished until the end of March, because I have to split my time between writing, drawing funny things, resting and doing stupid unnecessary things (like daily life, work ect ._.)

It's all a ton of fun, but YIKES, a day has too few hours. But I am cooking and won't stop untill cooked 🔥🔥🔥🔥

(sneak peek kinda things? it will be stupid lmao)

I am having fun

Inktober 2024 - Journal

Today was definitely a day and I thought I would not be able to finish this drawing in time. The original concept was in fact completely different, but when I was walking home I met a hedgehog and I was reminded of a kinda vent message I once sent to a good buddy regarding another hedgehog I met on the way home after bad day and well… I figured if I kept a journal or diary of some sort it would more or less look like this xD

If anyone can't decipher my handwriting, the text in the picture reads:

"Today was the most fcked up day it could ever be, I was so done from every damn thing, but as I was walking home late evening, night in fact, a little hedgehog crossed the sidewalk in front of me, small, quiet step step step and jumped into grass, and the grass waved gently as the hedgehog walked through it, the light of the lantern shone on the blades, so the day wasn't so bad actually, it was wonderful even" Yeah xD

Also a tiny drawing of a smiling sun, because one homie threatened me with physical violence if I didn't draw it xDDD

roachees :3

fuck roach haters

all my homies love roaches 🪳

Hi Mouthwashing fandom, how are we coping today?

Originally I wanted medium rare Curly to be the one screaming and pointing, but… bro has no fingers 💀 And I very rarely draw people and I had to draw J*mmy so be nice xD

Inktober 2024 - Passport

POV: you bought a half price fake passport from some guy on the Internet.

Here it is. The peak comedy. A masterpiece. I giggled like stupid throughout the entire creation process xD Twisting words in a silly, funny way is my weakness orz

I'm down on my knees, THANK YOU, let everyone in the fandom read it

some things from mouthwashing that i think need more attention:

UPDATED version because I've been corrected on some things

jimmy, as co-captain, was unfortunately needed and couldn't be disposed of

pony express should carry the brunt of the blame - sending people into space and THEN telling them they're fired; not installing locks in the sleeping quarters; etc.

anya said "i have to believe our worst moments don't define us", implying she forgave curly, at least to an extent

every moment seen through jimmy's eyes could and should be questioned. he's an unreliable narrator

jimmy wanted curly to take the blame. he wanted the crew to blame him. the game wanted us to blame him for the crash (until the reveal)

curly got burned because he faced the explosion head-on; trying to fix things

anya died first; she did it with the last remaining painkillers which could've been used for curly; she even did it in front of him

jimmy shamed and attacked curly during the birthday scene and curly didn't react; implying their relationship was never smooth and truly friendly

it was never explicitly shown what anya said to curly. perhaps she never specified jimmy raped her. curly was shocked when she said she was pregnant, he didn't connect it with anything

anya telling jimmy she was pregnant is what made him crash the ship

it's implied anya told swansea about jimmy and he did nothing. he only attacked jimmy a while later, as revenge for daisuke

it's possible curly was only ever visited by jimmy, aside from anya

jimmy crashed the ship 147/365 days into the trip; the same day anya told him she's pregnant. assuming she found out a bit before that, and women find out they're pregnant when they're two weeks in (by "default", it could be later), by the time they got off the ship she would've been about 7 months pregnant - she would NOT have given birth on the ship

swansea had been 15 years sober

curly most likely wouldn't survive the cryopod. entirely skinless and then frozen? hell

curly was the only one to have clearance for the sweetener

curly very pointedly looks at jimmy ALL the time after the crash

after curly's conversation with jimmy (the "feet in cement" one), right before jimmy crashed the ship, the screen goes black and there's heavy breathing, implying curly was left panicking

jimmy gives curly medicine 3 times - first, with anya relatively nearby, a fairly normal intervention; second, with no one nearby, where jimmy assaults curly; third, alone again, he doesn't assault curly but he still cries, he's permanently scared of jimmy

curly was already struggling with insomnia before the crash

while anya was locked in medical, jimmy told daisuke she might do something to curly

anya said the mouthwash couldn't be used as disinfectant and jimmy still did it

jimmy drugged swansea; he convinced daisuke to go in the vent by saying swansea would be proud of him

curly and anya and jimmy all talk of "handling things"

jimmy says curly receives praise all the time; implying he was a good captain (he was also the only one to get exceptional references)

swansea had a wife and kids; daisuke mentions his mother, the creators of the game said curly loved spending time with friends and family. they had people waiting for them

jimmy said cartoon horses excite him and anya's baby is presented as a horse

IT WAS

this cut was fucking evil

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

i need summer 2025 right the hell now

The Summer Hikaru Died | Official Teaser

Mouthwashing, but Anya is a vet <3

Do you folks like my vet Anya AU?

What do you mean it's not how "I can fix him" works??

Close-up on fixed jambo, as a treat:

Get balls chopped lmaooooo

that's why they had to kill him before season 4

😭😭😭 I edited THAT PICTURE of Berthodlt into this...