The Infernal Devices - Blog Posts
Henry: Do you want a cup of tea? Milk is in the fridge.
Henry: Where else to put your milk?
Henry: But there's a windowsill outside.
Henry: I always thought if I invented the windowsill with special compartments - you know, one for milk, one for yoghurt - I could get a lot of money.
Henry: I probably should write that down...
Everyone else:
Will, on the phone: We just kinda bonked James' head. It wasn't really very hard and he's not acting differently. I'm just worried-
Cecily: Relax, it happens. Christopher used to bang his head all the time and he's fine.
Will: OK, alright. Thanks, it helps. OK.
Will, whispering to Tessa: We gotta take him to the doctor.
Gabriel: I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers.
Gabriel: It turns out I'm one of them.
Gabriel: It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.
Tessa to James: You don't "take a run" at a woman. You "woo" her. Make her feel special!
Will: *enters the room*
Will: Hey, hon. Take a look at this. It's a picture of my butt!
Tessa: ...
Tessa to James: And then, when you get her, you can tell her whatever you want.
Alastair: It's Thomas' turn to be out in the world, interact with other grown-ups. While I get to stay home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer...
Alastair: ... fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into the Candy Cane River.
reblog and put in the tags the book/series that made you fall in love with reading
Matthew*flinging himself into a chair*: I wanna punch something.
James: Why? What happened?
Matthew: Why can't I just be angry at the world?
James: ...
Matthew: I just saw that rat Alistair.
~From the diary of Lucie Herondale~
Dear Celia,
Cruel prince James tried to catch a duck in the park. The duck was a faerie in disguise. Now Cruel prince James is eternally in love with the duck faerie. Papa is horrified and mama is trying to stop James from kissing every duck he sees.
I think it's funny.
I don't know about y'all but girls who does necromancy>>>>>>>>
I don't know about y'all but girls with shiny swords>>>>>>>>
I don't know about y'all but guys who follow the guy they secretly love>>>>>>>>
I don't know about y'all but guys who reads books>>>>>>>>
Petition to make Dancing with your ghost by Sasha Sloan Jesse×Lucie ship song 👉👈
James: I have no one who cares for me.
Matthew: I--
James: I don't know if someone even loves me.
Cordelia: But--
James: I am just gonna drink my sadness away now.
Magnus*groaning*: Not again.
I don't know about y'all but guys with pistols>>>>>>>>
Kudos to Will and Tessa for naming their child after a fictional character.
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ Manifesting 🕯️
🕯️ Happily Ever After for 🕯️
🕯️ Matthew 🕯️
🕯️ Fairchild 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
Who's the hottest tsc character and why is it James Herondale.
James: I can't believe I commited arson.
Lucie: Me neither. Like you could have waited for me at least.
*Will and Tessa finding Jesse and Lucie making out on the balcony*
Tessa*shocked*: Is that our Lucie?
Will: It is our Lucie!
Tessa: With a young man. On the balcony.
Will*proudly*: Well. At least one of our children is carrying out our legacy.
Tessa: Will!!
Will: Gabriel.
Gabriel: What?
Will: You know what you remind me of?
Gabriel: Do i even want-
Will: Sun.
Cecily: Will...
Will: Because I can't look at you without getting a headache.
Cecily:*throws a shoe at Will*
Jesse: Lucie what are you doing?
Lucie: I have a fabulous idea for the beautiful Cordelia.
Jesse: It's 3am.
Lucie*stops writing*: So?
Jesse: Luce?
Lucie*staring at Jesse*:...
Jesse: Lucie?
Lucie: Yeah?
Jesse: Why are you looking at me like that?
Lucie: I-- Oh it's- it's for my story. A writer must pay attention to everything closely.
Lucie*leaning forward*: Very closely.
Will, to Charlotte: I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I absolutely can not resist anything will related 😭😭🤧
For some reason I don't believe you Will👀👀
Thnx for my own daily dose of ✨ Will herondale ✨ hahah
Ragnor: I think I accidentally indulged in too much "me time".
Ragnor: Turns out I've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.
Lmaoo this is definitely ragnor!!!
Thnx again anon i wish u'd tell me who u were. I swear I'd keep the fbi away from you. 😉😉
I think it's @autumnangel20 cuz of the way it's written 🤷🏻
Will: so are you two having an understanding now?
Gabriel and Cecily : Yes
Will: Why?
Gabriel: Your sister is very smart and great, and she is...
Will:Yes I see that I am just trying to understand what is wrong with Cecily’s head
This is an incorrect quote, I might be some of your previous anons with quotes, hope you hace a nice day!
There you are. I have been looking for you(acotar reference if u have read the book haha)
Hello anon! This one's hilarious too 😂😂😂 and i think u are the Gabrily one.
Idk why u ppl dropping these(I'm not sure what happens on tumblr lol so idk if this is normal) but thank u so much for making me smile😊😊
(potential suspects: //cuz I won't stop searching for this amazing person lol//)
@a-nsomebody (i doubt u'll do this but okay) @paramiii-w @apairofsquareglasses @victoriagraeca
Too bad everyone is hyping up over shadow and bone now i gotta hype up over chain of iron alone which is coming out in 3 freaking days!!
Why do i gotta do everything on my own. *sigh*
After someone threatened Cordelia
Policeman: It looks like someone murdered him after reading a lot of murder mysteries.
Lucie*nodding vigorously*: Uh huh absolutely.
Will herondale is husband material and James Herondale and Matthew Fairchild is boyfriend material.
You can't change my mind.