Ragnor: I Think I Accidentally Indulged In Too Much "me Time".

After Thomas is rescued from his kidnapping.

Thomas: You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Matthew: Several traffic violations.

James: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Anna: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Kit: Also, that’s not our carriage.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my god who was this???

@sarcasticmii you?

I wanna read coi so bad

(my cog reread is due 😔 but secret history is taking too long to finish)

Tessa: Will what are you doing?

Will: Having a nap.

Tessa: On the floor? Of all places?

Jem*passing by*: He tripped.

After cp2

Cecily; Babe you got a crush on me? That’s embarrasing

Gabriel: We are married

Cecily: Still

😂😂😂😂😂 tbh Cecily and Gabriel's relationship is best. Like she's a herondale and Gabriel is still Gabriel so imagine😂

I'm assuming it's @autumnangel20 so thank youuu 🥰🥰🥰

Seriously I can't get enough of these characters ever!!!

Update: ok who is this this time??

Update: 2 of the ppl r out now who's it again😂😂

@sarcasticmii @tscsocfantasywoofwoofwoof @claritycarstairs @dustandshadowsworld

*Will coming into the institute visibly soaked*

Jem: What happend Will? Why are you wet?

Will*fuming in anger*: A duck threw me into the river.

Tessa: But how can a duck do that?

Will: That hateful creature came upto me and said quack and I absolutely know that it was threatening me.

Jem: But again why are you wet?

Will: I jumped into the river after that obviously.

*Stomping away, muttering*

Bloodthirsty little beast. Never trust a duck!

Guys if I get 271,100 notes on this till my 21st birthday (November 27th) I'll get

Don't walk on my roof

tattooed in ancient greek

Tessa: Will, sometimes I think you’re cheating on me with Jem.

Will, sitting in Jem’s lap: Huh, what gave you that idea?

Jem, holding hands with him: Yes, whatever gave you that idea?

Tessa*sits in will's lap*: Now we are all even.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this and i hope u like my improvisation 😂

Not me thinking how to get back at you with sth funny now

Have you read coi yet??

Kit : How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Ty: Kit , it's four o'clock in the morning.

Kit : So, you can't sleep, huh?

Kit: ...

Kit: Is it because of the blanket?

Jem: Tessa I have a present for you.

Tessa: oh Jem you didn't have to get me anything.

*opens present*

Tessa*tearing up*: A ring. Are you proposing to me??

Jem: No it's for you and I gave one to Will. Now you both can marry each other.

Are real people as kind as you characters? I mean, it's not just yours, other fictional people are like that too, but what do YOU say? Are you guys actually like that on the inside?

today i got a coffee on my lunch break and a man had his daughter on his hip and two coffees in his hands and he held the door open for me anyway

i went to go pick up a skirt that was being held for me and the employee said to me “uhg, i’m so tired, the coffee hasn’t kicked in yet” and i said “your hair is so beautiful” because it was long and red and shiny and had blown out curls and she perked up and said “thanks! it’s to distract from the fact that i didn’t put on makeup this morning” 

i was driving home and i realized i was in the wrong lane and i needed to move over and a car slowed down so i could merge in front of them

that was just today

whether or not you think people are kind is a sort of confirmation bias, i think

if you go through life expecting people to be terrible, that’s what you’ll remember, that’s what you’ll focus on

but if you go through life looking for kindness, that’s what you’ll find

overtip your waiters. let the car go in ahead of you. smile at the homeless person and give them your spare change. compliment people. 

you yourself are likely never more than one rushed morning away from a bad mood, one missed paycheck away from suffering, one accident away from ruin

you are probably not a politician or a ceo or a god. you cannot remake the world in your own image

but you can make other people’s lives easier and softer in small, effortless ways that cost you nothing. you can be the silver lining not just for your friends and family but for hundreds of thousands of strangers you haven’t even met yet. life is nothing but one opportunity after another to both show and be shown kindness

life can be cruel. people can be terrible. 

but the simplest way to increase the number of kind people in the world is to be one

*ignores everything and focuses on will's jawline*