Two drops of water
Val Kilmer as Chris Shiherlis in Heat (1995) by Michael Mann, costumes by Deborah Lynn Scott
Heath Ledger as Joker in The Dark Knight (2008) by Christopher Nolan, costumes by Lindy Hemming
David Dastmalchian in:
The Dark Knight (2008) by Christopher Nolan
Prisoners (2013) by Denis Villeneuve
Blade Runner 2049 (2017) by Denis Villeneuve
Dune (2021) by Denis Villeneuve
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AAAAAAAAH
Joker without makeup .
Where is my fucking clown man, I'm still waiting
sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.
IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT HE WON ๐ญ๐๐
WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU JOAQUIN CONGRATULATIONS ๐ญโค
Rude. Stop calling me out.
GOD IN HEAVEN FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
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For the parts where I am writing them together, Ledgerโs Joker I will write as L!Joker and Phoenixโs will be P!Joker.
For single headcannons/imagines, they will just be known as Joker and the title will say which one.
Warnings: Smut, hair pulling, dirty talking, teasing, blowjob, face fucking, pussy eating, slight knife play, slight edging, sight overstimulation, spanking, mention of auralism, masturbation, virgin reader, vulgar speech/swearing, unprotected sex
Word Count: 5,325 (OOF Didnโt mean for it to get so long ahh)
Request by @nothing-but-a-comedyโ: Technically not a request but it was highly suggested! Kinda dedicated to her because sheโs one of my favorite tumblrs~ Basically bratty smut with Ledgerโs Joker. Shit gets H O T ๐คค๐ Also my darling so sorry I didโt finish this earlier!! Even though you said it was fine I still felt bad! So I hope this is good and makes up for the time it took.ย
Also, how come there isnโt a lot of Ledger!Joker smut?? I need more of my clown daddy, he was the first Joker I ever saw and he holds a special place in my heart. Fun fact is I used to be terrified of him now all I wanna do is fuck him. Funny. Also the gifโฆhis tongue. Iโm dead. This is probably the most intense smut Iโve ever written so I hope you enjoy I really tried on this oneย ๐
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For the parts where I am writing them together, Ledgerโs Joker I will write as L!Joker and Phoenixโs will be P!Joker.
For single headcannons/imagines, they will just be known as Joker and the title will say which one.
Warnings: Smut, reader receivingย oral, dirty talk, praise
Request by @ohsluttershy: โyour ledger joker is just too good, you got anything for L!Joker eating you out? i need that shit for scienceโ
Sure thing darling. Since this is a simple request, the headcannons will be a little shorter! I hope they are still good for you!
Keep reading
MMMMMMH ๐
They look like they just had a sleepover and now roam the streets as gal pals ๐
What if ALL the live-action jokers were thots?
My day has been saved and my skin is clear and my hair no longer defies my will
This is too damn beautiful ๐โค๐
A genderswap of Heath Ledgerโs joker! These are pretty fun to draw.... itโs big tiddy joker gf
goddamMIT
YOU ARE FUELING MY THIRST HOO MAMA ๐ซโค
Ledger!Joker x JP!Joker headcanons ๐ ??
(Edit isnโt mine, made by Anarchy Graphics! They have really cool edits you should check them out!)
(A/n): ๐ HEY THERE DEAR ANON! Your wish is my command ;)) sorry I kinda added some smut hope thatโs okie! HEHEH also @pennyshipโ and I are writing a massive fucking one-shot about the duo! Weโre thinking of turning this into a series if anyoneโs interested?
Pairing: JP! Joker x reader x Heath!Joker
Warnings: NSFW, BDSM themes, swearing.
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Together
Okay first things first, they will have a hard time โsharingโ you. Theyโre both really assertive characters and their personalities would for sure clash.ย
Theyโre very competitive.ย
Whatโs probably even weirder is how they resolve their arguments. If you expect them to sit down and shake it out b o i youโre dead wrong.
Honestly, if you catch them in the middle of doing some stupid shit, donโt be surprised.
More often than not, you feel like the mediator between them. You kind of keep them balanced โ stop them from going overboard, though admittedly, itโs rare when they reach such a point.ย
Their unspoken contest keeps them on their toes and thatโs just how they like it.ย ย
They also really appreciate how you spare them the psychoanalysis โ they get enough of it when theyโre thrown into Arkham and treated like odd spectacles.ย
Theyโre really possessive/protective. If someone even so much as thinks of threatening you, or, even more idiotic, makes it known they ARE, best believe theyโre bringing out the big guns. Theyโll rain hellfire upon them. This is perhaps the only time where the dynamic duo can work together.ย
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A lot of the times they take their frustration out in other activities. If something doesnโt go as โplanned,โ youโre gonna have a hard time walking tomorrow.ย ย
(Coming back to their โrivalryโ), theyโll leave hickeys on your neck โ VISIBLE ONES MIGHT I ADD โ just so the other can see. This often leads to more hickeys from the other.ย
Threesomes. Sorry, not sorry. (Will go into detail in an upcoming fic hehe).ย
Joaquin Phoenixโs Joker
This. Man. Is. Touch-starved.ย
You heard me, folks. He loves touching you. This isnโt exclusive to sex either, honestly, heโs happy with even the smallest displays of affection.ย
Heโs also much kinder than Heathโs Joker AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT is that heโs more open with his affections (see Heathโs section for deetz).ย
Loves loves loves your smile and your laugh! Every time he snatches a laugh roused by one of his puns or jokes, heโs ecstatic! โYou should laugh more,โ โyou have a pretty smile.โ His compliments arenโt always worded the greatest, but you know he means well, his sincerity shining through.ย
Coupled with the soft smile which almost always follows your joy, itโs enough on its own to convey his thoughts.ย
The man is incredibly playful and is a relentless flirt. He doesnโt CARE whoโs around, he will make it known what nasty things heโs thinking about AND what nasty things he wants to do to you. If it wasnโt for your own protests which are occasionally worn down, heโd take you in front of others. He literally does not care.
Example: when you least expect it, youโll feel a firm slap against your ass, or sometimes less overt, a grab. It doesnโt take a genius to figure out who it is.ย
To reiterate, he absolutely has no shame.ย
Arthur is big on aftercare. Heโll make sure you know how much he loves you. He gets really attached, and his actions communicate this more than his words. Aftercare manifests itself in many forms: cuddling, bubble baths, making sure he hasnโt harmed you in any way, offering sweets.
Nicknames
โAngel.โ
โDarling.โ
โDoll.โ (Heathโs Joker also uses this).ย
โSugar.โ He often uses this when heโs mad, for example, โokay, listen, sugar.โ
โSweetheart.โ
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Depending on how Arthurโs feeling, funky time can either be really rough or, if heโs feeling a lil extra sentimental, very you-oriented.ย
Heโs a passionate man and seeing how his touch leads to your unravelling is truly one of the highlights for him.ย
Above all, Arthurโs favourite thing is hearing the way his name spills from your lips โ feeling the way you cling onto him as he plunges into you. Your expression of euphoriaโs something thatโs etched into his brain, like fine glass.ย ย
An added bonus for him is thinking about how antsy your loud moans make Heathโs Joker.ย
Gunplay โ Arthurโs slender fingers indent your thighs as he spreads them apart, a sudden metallic chill brushing up against the flesh. Prodding at your entrance with the barrel and slowly pushing in, his slow teasing thrusts morph into a steady pace when youโre practically pleading him to let you cum.ย
Orgasm Denial โ Arthur, being the mischievous boi he is, will damn well make sure he drags everything out. He loves to hear you beg, every time you do it fills him with swirling bursts of pride.ย
Body worship โ sort of ties in with orgasm denial. Arthur will take his sweet ass time caressing your skin, planting kisses against your stomach โ against your hips. Honestly anywhere he has access to he will make it known how much he appreciates your body. This can sometimes appear during sex โ heโll slow his pace and utter sweet whispers of praise against you, rendering you even more of a flustered mess.
Hair pulling โ works both ways. This would mainly be exhibited during oral than anything else. If heโs going down on you and your trembling fingers jerk his green curls, the vibrations of his moans would tip you over the edge.ย
Heโs more flexible than Heathโs Joker, meaning if you want to top, heโll let you do so, though he still maintains a cocky air. Giving you one of his killer smirks, his eyebrows flicking in amusement, heโll relinquish his hold on your hips and recline back into the couch. The way he leans back and places his hands behind his head screams โgo ahead,โ โimpress me.โ You always do.
Heath Ledgerโs Joker
Will do shit just to spite Arthur; this isnโt because he has a personal vendetta against him, itโs just because of the person he is (a little shit).
Takes a bit longer to open up than Arthur, emotionally. Heโs very closed off and is used to his little bubble. It takes patience but eventually youโll get there.
Acts like the biggest hardass โ he likes to portray thereโs nothing more to his image other than the โagent of chaos,โ but you come to realise this is definitely not the case.ย
In the dead of night, when he returns from whatever havoc heโs stirred, he crawls into your bed and pulls you against him, arms embracing you loosely.
This is when heโs at his most affectionate. His exhaustion most likely adds to those falling walls.ย
Most of the time he thinks youโre asleep when this occurs but, spoiler, youโre not; the gentle upturn of your lips the only indication of such. You donโt think youโd ever give the fact away either, fearful of him receding back into his shell to the point where affection is null. Either way, youโre happy with him.
By the morning, heโs gone, already making plans (or executing them).
He seldom shows you his actual face, behind all the makeup. In all honesty, you donโt know the reasoning behind this, and you donโt think you ever will. While heโs blunt, heโs just as secretive; thereโs always something going on in the back of his mind.ย
Perhaps itโs insecurity, discomfort, or, more simply, the โpersonaโ of โJokerโ is just what resonates with him. The man underneath is someone he no longer identifies with. The man heโs become โ who heโs worked so hard to manifest โ is his true self.ย
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Okay but heโs a very sexual guy, not even gonna lie.
ALSO HAS NO EMBARRASSMENT. When it comes to sex, this manโs just as open about it as Arthur.ย
Hair pulling kink โ this goes without saying. Unlike Arthur, this kink is one-sided, and he most definitely is the one doing the pulling. Those large hands will lose themselves within your strands and if youโre giving him head, heโs most likely going to guide you by said strands.ย
Glove kink โ heโll set you on his lap, your back against his chest as his hands hold your wriggling thighs. With your breath hitching in anticipation, one of his gloved hands will slip down your inner thigh, rubbing slow circles against your clit. He tries his best to be patient but lets be honest, he has a really short fuse when it comes to sex; heโll be dipping one โ two โ and if heโs feeling particularly torturous โ three fingers inside of you before you know it, curling his fingers.
Praise kink โ not particularly what youโd expect. Heโs also very big into humiliation and mockery, so this kind of ties in with the two. For example, if you do something heโs pleased with, heโll throw around teasing/sarcastic nicknames like thereโs no tomorrow:
โBunny.โ
โButtercup.โย
โButton.โ
โDoll.โย ย
โGood girl.โ
โPrincess.โย
โPumpkin.โย
โSweetheart.โ
Loves your brattiness, literally lives for it. Heโs always been drawn to a bit of fire โ it keeps things interesting.ย
Has a thing for emotions โ for your expressions, both micro and macro. The main three: fear, pain, pleasure.ย
Heโs very erratic. So, when he is praising you, he may tug at your hair the next, choke you or, if he deems necessary, spank you.ย
Your squeaks of pain get him off โ the motherfuckerโs sadistic.
Goes through topdrop, and youโd most certain go through subdrop. Heโs so used to control and regaining it when lost, in both an everyday context and a sexual one. So, once those feelings develop into something more (which youโll have trouble differentiating, or sometimes picking up on at all), heโll become more reserved, no longer displaying his usual vigour until this issue is sorted. (More details in a future drabble/fic).ย
U JUST SUPPLIED ME
WITH ENOUGH WATER FOR THE NEXT DECADES ๐
ROUGH DARK KNIGHT JOKER JUST ALWAYS FEEDS ME FOR HIBERNATION
This is my part of a fic swap with the ever lovely @clownsxclownsโ. Born of a quick discussion in Discord and while Iโm not entirely sure it fits all the marks, I enjoyed writing it and I guess thatโs what counts? Ha!ย Written as Heath!Joker but you can read it as Arthur Fleck/Joker, I suppose. Prompt - Heath!Joker wearing a Nurses dress. Gags. Bondage. Very light fluff thrown in at the end just coz.ย I just took it and went with it, and I hope itโs to your liking, Kat! <3 CONTAINS SMUT/ADULT CONTENT -ย NSFW - Do NOT read unless youโre comfortable with that. First and final warning! 18+ only. Warnings - BDSM themes, Sub/Dom themes - could be viewed as dub-con to some readers so bear that in mind, restraint, gags, medical equipment, (forced) oral sex, masturbation, cursing, rough play & one instance of slapping.ย Basically if BDSM/rough play is not your thing, do not read.ย Thank you, and enjoy!
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their smirks should be ILLEGAL ๐ฉ
#THAT SMIRKโข
(Woooo more nasty prompts! WOoo the Joker ๐ Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original)
-Him usually starting it as he simply couldnโt let go of your lips the moment youโd try to back away from his kiss
-Him showing his possessiveness by gripping your cheeks and reaching to your hair as he sloppily delves his tongue into your mouth
-Him laughing and smirking maniacally to hear your little moans and whimpers, only to tell you to breath in and out in between kisses
-Him pulling you tightly to him and if he can pulling you to sit completely on his lap as his hand travels down to feel your body
-Him nipping and bitting at your lips simply because he wants to hear you moan and beg for more
-Him occasionally making you feel his scars, only to laugh and start kissing you again, seeing how needy you are
-Him gripping your hair to pull you back just to ask you who do you belong to, only to be satisfied once you say what he wants to hear
-Him getting rough and tearing your shirt to attack your neck and chest, only to hand you his jacket to cover yourself whenever you are both done
-Him gripping your waist to control the way you would grind up against him
-Him always leaving hickeys and bite marks to make everyone realize that youโre his
That would've been the best cameo ๐ญ๐ญ๐
โจMin @ ย ๐คก[JOKER FEVER] ๐คกโ @Min_Dei_Bae
Wrong roomโฆ
both of them make me fckin WEAK
Watched The Dark Knight and Joker outright ATTACKED me with his hotness lmao
Random question: what do you think of Heath Ledger Joker? I'm totaly in love with Joaquin Phoenix Joker, I mean Arthur Fleck is such a baby and Joaquin's Joker is incredibly hot(that pelvic thrust *swoons*) That movie changed the way I see the world! But Ledger's performance is legendary as well. I remember watching The Dark Knight for the first time, that 'pencil scene' genuinly shocked me. Also when he walks up to Rachel and calls her beautiful while combing his hair with knife was weirdly hot
Fucking amazing he is!! So witty, charming and dark
Edit: phone tumblr doesn't show the whole message!!
Joaquin's Joker is phenomenal. Obviously I love him very very much. Arthur Fleck's tragic story lead so well into him becoming the Joker, the absolute polar opposite of Arthur. Sexy, confident, charismatic and groovy. He IS the Joker
Heath is legendary and really portrayed the Joker in such a perfect way further into his insanity that I would just love to see be explored by Joaquin. Also, that scene is totally hot imo
True Dumbass minus Fortnite & Edgy Bastard... and Depressed Thot.
All in all, a True Edgy Depressed Thot though, in a way, I can relate to all the Dumbass ones
Tag yourself Iโm Edgy Bastard
The Hyena 'cause my laughs rlly annoying
The Joker + tv tropes
Mark Hamill at the end of the show at Comic-Con 2011 was asked by a fan if he could do The Joker from Batman The Animated Series as Heath Ledgerโs Joker from Christopher Nolanโs โThe Dark Knightโ.
Iโm gunna need all the cis white film bros to to stop trying to be heath ledgers joker. Heath died because he had a chronic insomnia problem and overdosed on sleeping pills by accident. He was not driven โinsaneโ by his role of the joker. The film crew on set confirmed he joked around with them during breaks and after wrapping and did not take the joker home with him. You are not edgy or a good actor by acting like the character of the joker caused you to go โinsaneโ and youโre literally throwing mud back in the face of a good actor who had a tragic accident. In conclusion, shut the fuck up.
Tagged in by @owlrageousjones! List seven favorite films, and then seven mutuals. (I'm going to whiff on the latter; sans the spouse, I don't have many movie buffs in my orbit.)
Favorite Movies
1. The Godfather (1972, dir. Francis Ford Coppola); 2. Batman Begins (2005, dir. Christopher Nolan); 3. The Dark Knight (2008, dir. Christopher Nolan); 4. Die Hard (1998, dir. John McTiernan).
There's a reason these four are grouped together! There was a time when my spouse struggled with falling asleep; and so we employed the above films as a soothing soundtrack, against which they could peacefully nod off.
(At least, as soothing as one might expect from a chorus of Chicago typewriters, eagerly punctuating Sonny Corleone; or John McClane, yelling intensely as he improvisationally repels down the side of Nakatomi Plaza.)
5. Grosse Pointe Blank (1997, dir. George Armitage).
An unusual blend of dark comedy, romance, and the occasional action set-piece; all set to a Gen X soundtrack. The premise sounds like high-concept word salad ("An ailing assassin in the midst of a midlife crisis rekindles an old relationship and battles fellow death-dealing competitors while attending his high school reunion"); and yet it somehow just works in the hands of the superbly capable cast.
(As a personal aside: there is a scene in which the protagonist finds himself staring into the wide eyes of a newborn infant, as Queen and David Bowie's Under Pressure swells in the background. I found this moment particularly touching; not least of which because it spurred me to the realization that I wanted to become a parent.)
6. John Wick (2014, dir. Chad Stahelski).
A fantastic example of a modestly-budgeted action film succeeding wildly on the strength of its compelling premise, intriguing world-building, and marriage of breathtaking choreography and stylish cinematography.
(Honorable mentions: Drive (1997); Dredd (2012); and The Raid: Redemption (2011) and it's follow-up, The Raid 2: Berandal (2014).)
7. Transformers: The Movie (1986, dir. Nelson Shin).
My god; there is so much I can (and will!) say about this movie.
For starters: it is not, conventionally-speaking, good.
Toy manufacturer Hasbro demanded that the dramatis personae of the first two seasons of the Transformers cartoon be written off; to make room for a new cast (and by extension, new toys). The producers gleefully complied by slaying beloved characters in an orgy of robot-on-robot violence that traumatized a generation of movie-going children.
(I should know; I was one of them!)
The narrative is nonsensical; and bounces frantically from one hair metal-accompanied set piece to the next without pause - until our protagonist (who has grown in literal height, if not as a person) unleashes the power of a previously undocumented McGuffin to save the day.
(In this respect, I harbor the belief that the producers cribbed significantly from 1981's Heavy Metal; which, respectfully, should probably not be the first choice of inspiration for a children's movie.)
Despite these deficiencies, however: it is a very, very watchable film!
The characters are likeable; the dialog, eminently quotable; and the voice cast perform their utmost.* The animation is spectacularly frenetic; and the soundtrack is surprisingly catchy (featuring the work of Stan Bush and Vince DiCola - notable for their contributions to Bloodsport and Rocky IV, respectively; and even "Weird Al" Yankovic)!
More than anything: this is a movie that trades in Rule Of Coolโข with childlike glee:
"What if we had a fully-operational battlestation; but instead of blowing planets up with a laser, it ate them?"
"...The two of them are out of ammo, and there's hundreds of enemies. So they hold a destruction derby - only it's underwater, right?"
"So the barbarian trash robots turn into motorcycles, and take turns riding each other, and they chase the good guys and then the good guy leader is exploded but it's okay, because the other good guys use the power of nonsense words to convince the trash robots to make him better; and then they have a dance-off..."
You won't learn anything from watching Transformers: The Movie; but it's fun, and strange, and surprisingly creative (while still operating within the unexplained requirement that everything and everyone turn into a robot, sooner or later)!
* There is a persistent rumor that Orson Welles was displeased to have starred in what was effectively a glorified toy commercial; exacerbated by both his self-professed lack of understanding of the movie's premise and plot, and his passing just five days after completing recording. This was not the case, however; as his grandchildren were fans, and he was enthused to have contributed to a franchise they loved.
Found an article about TDKR and how it uses colours and wanted to draw some Batman
But to be fair, I always want to draw some Batman
Jonathan Crane MasterList
Here are all the stories and headcanons of Jonathan Crane in all its glory
A/N: I've decided to write a little thing of Jonathan Crane with someone with ADHD, which is quite simple from me cause I have ADHD, I am doing this one for the Nolanverse Crane but you can Imagine it with any other version of Jonathan Crane if you want
Warning : Fluffy, depiction of Depression,
Masterlist
You and him are very different from each other, Jonathan is calm and collective while you are basically all over the place but he understands that
I mean Jonathan is a psychologist (if I am correct๐ and if its Gotham scarecrow then he's not a psychologist)
He knows you can have great trouble of remembering certain things that don't peak your interest but if you are interested in his work, and he appreciate your detections to remember his work, he honestly doesn't mind repeating himself to you
You are not the best at keep schedule but you know Jonathan always helps to keep schedule and to always take the medication that you need for your ADHD
Jonathan always simplify what he is saying to you, as at times you don't know what's he talking about when he talks with such complicated words
But despite you being the most hyped up and bubbly person around, you tend to stay quiet and try to not make to much noises when in public
But Jonathan always reassures you by holding you hand as you walk around in public
Talking to strangers can be a hard thing for you to do, so Jonathan does the talking for you.
You also have a very hard time choosing what you want to have or what you want to do, but Jonathan always there to help what you want or what you rather do for the day.
Jonathan loves to listen to you talk about your interest, even if your interest is Disney or video games, or horror movies, he just loves seeing your face light up whenever you talk about your favourite things
If your like me, you can have moments where you felt like you hit rock bottom and just that dark cloud goes around your head, he is always making time to be with you and to make sure your alright, and he even would watch your favourite movies with you
But always the next day your back to your normal bubbly happy hype self again
When your too hype and you begin to just stutter at every word (cause your brain couldn't keep up) he finds it so cute and adorable, but you do get angry when you can get the words out of your mouth.
But Jonathan is always there to help out by either say the word you were about to say or always tell you to take a deep breath, calm down and then say what you wanted to say
You are basically the only person to make Jonathan laugh and smile, like he cannot keep a straight face when you begin a pillow fight at 8:30 in the morning
You can be a hassle at times to handle but Jonathan always still loves you for how you are and wouldn't have it any other way
You just bring colour in his life, and he wants to protect you at all cost
I have made so many memes by now I think I am losing count of how many I have๐ ๐
Something my dear friend @ghoulsister1 made for me of the two Jonathan Crane with a squishmallows as I absolutely love Jonathan Crane, from the nolanverse and from Arkham Knight.
I be honest my brother used to frightened the shit out of me with arkham asylum whenever you have to do a mission with Scarecrow in it and then I do remember when I was young and immediately watching batman begins when Jonathan Crane said "would you like to see my mask" I absolutely got so Scared ๐ ๐ .
But then I forgot about it (cause i was a smale goth child at the time๐) and then I seen Arkham knight and seen scarecrow and I was like..
And so I absolutely love arkham knight scarecrow, and helped @ghoulsister1 at the arkham asylum with the exact mission i was afraid of๐๐ but over came them and found he was so cool in Arkham Asylum, (was saddend when croc attacked him badly my baby๐ฅบ) then a couple of years went by and then I decided to watch batman begins, and then I absolutely fell in love with Cillian murphy as Jonathan Crane! ๐๐
So thank you so much ghoulsister of making this for me๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ