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EP 10 tdbk spoklelsksjana idfk man part like 20

HAH! SACRIFICES!

Bro he's so useless are you fucking kidding me. Rui was right she really should get a restraining order on him-

Bro I swear to you nothing could possibly cause more heartache than just existing around Ed I'm gonna have an aneurysm

"I told you not to leave her side! God, you suck!!" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY LMAO

God I love the Obs trio sm

Bro.

Spoilers ahead for tdbk EP 10 bc I can't fucking shut up about this

First of all, CREEP!!! WHY IS HE LIKE THIS 😭

Am I interrupting something???? I feel like I'm intruding ill just take my leave now-

Oh I'm absolutely interrupting my bad-

This is like. I don't know how I feel about this but mostly I think this is a bad idea. And a very shocking scene but other than that-

Probably slap your hand away. That's what I'd do. Also I'm judging by Ed's just general vibe that being "freed from all manner of curses, and from the very concept of death itself" wouldn't be great actually. Like look how fucking fragile he is. That would suck.

Tdbk EP 10 spool

Rui is way too considerate I'm actually gonna have a heart attack

I TOLD YOU IT WAS SOME SACRIFICIAL SHIT.

Rui is so gonna be the death of me. And Lyca immediately offering to switch aww. Ed's fuckin weird tho ngl I STILL can't get much of a read on him. Well I can but like his personality is overall just fucking insane I don't know what to think of him

TDBK EOISODE 10 SORKXMNS

I love you- wait no

DUDE TvT

First of all, "Where's Lyca?" "Ah... Studying Sponges, probably?" Is far more funny to me than it should be

Second of all, I love him.

GODDAMMIT. LET HER FINISH HER DATE WITH THE GRIM REAPER FIRST, AT LEAST TvT

TDBK EP 10 spoilers again

Did he. Flip the cross. Telepathically.

Oh, yeah, no that's fine. That's normal. Most people who own mansions r psychopaths I really wouldn't doubt it.

ED YOU MOTHERFUCKER??? SHE WOULDNT EVEN BE IN TROUBLE IF HE WASNT THROWING DOORS OPEN, NOW SHE HAS TAKE THE BLAME WHILE HE FUCKS OFF TO DO HEAVEN KNOWS WHAT???

First, at least Ms. Takamine is forgiving?

Secondly, MC YOU JUST SAW A SUMMONING CIRCLE AND CANDLES IN A ROOM ON THE FAMILY-ONLY FLOOR OF THE MANSION AND YOUR FIRST IS "oh I'm so sorry for intruding" GIRL????

Oh shit, just realized

New addition to the "MC of story-driven game doubles as nuclear bomb" group

LADS with the aether core

Obey Me MC needs the ring, otherwise she blows up like everything

Stelle/Caelus in HSR with the Stellaron (?) (been a while since I played that one)

Possibly TWST cuz Grim is kinda an extension of Yuu and he's sorta a ticking time bomb for overblot

And now, TDBK MC! She's basically a bioweapon with a countdown clock. When her time is up, she goes Kyklos, and might attack a ton of DA students and make THEM Kyklos, and over and over, basically Armageddon

(pulling in Tokyo Debunker be like)

*Ding* :O

*purple butterflies* :D * O *

MOTHERFUCK- *Sounds of tables getting punched*

Headcanon that TDBK MC can talk to cats.

That's not all, there's a ripple I swear-

(before I get too deep into this- besides it being a headcanon my reasons include: tutorial cat wondering how we understand it, the cats are probably an anomaly as with the campus, the ring can already do some crazy shit, EP 3 and 6 imply anomalies can be more than smart enough for communication)

So, we know from EP 3 at the latest that Darkwick knows pretty much anything that happens regarding Missions or the Ghouls. And what do we find in almost if not all backgrounds? A cat. They also deliver messages, and work, and whatever else. (i have a show going on in the background that I'm paying attention to and it makes it hard to think)

Point is, they probably know everything regarding everything. If MC could talk to the cats, it would make things so funny.

(Let's assume she only learns about this ability after the first 7 chapters, bc that's what I feel like writing. Also campus interactions happen after the first 7 chapters. Probably.)

Imagine MC is playing chess with Tohma (see: cheating at chess by making up rules and defending them with nonsense bc it's the only way she can win) and a cat meows from the other side of the room. A few minutes later Tohma says he's gonna check on Jin and MC says "don't. He's in a terrible mood." Tohma raises an eyebrow but checks on Jin anyway. MC was right. Jin's mood was actually worse than usual.

Leo tells her to hurry to Vagastrom again and, again, doesn't explain why. When she gets there, and Leo tells her to sit down, she huffs and says " I'll only help you spy on Alan and Tohma if you apologize for trying to make me seem useless on the Takeru mission." Sho can be heard choking from by the kitchen. She added those details on purpose. If there's anyone she wants to feel uncomfortable, unsafe, and disturbed, it's Leo. She feels like he deserves it.

Towa is hanging out out a tree, looking around Jabberwock from said tree. MC walks by, hears a meow from a few feet away as a cat walks past, and looks up to see Towa hanging out up there. "Hey there buddy. Whatcha up to?" She asks, and Towa hums, holding a hand flat above his eyes like a salute, and looking around with a squint. "Looking for Haru?" Towa nods. "He's breaking into Rens room right now. We'll probably hear Ren scream in the next few seconds." He does.

It takes make five minutes for MC to get to Sinostra after Romeo gets a hold on Kaito again. She barges into Taiga's room, grabs Ritsu by the wrist (who was lecturing Taiga again) and books it Romeos VIP room thing. When confronted with harassment laws or whatever, she reaches into his breast pocket and turns off his recorder before saying "help me with this as my business partner or I'll tell the authorities about you downing a martini in the Barong Mask mission. And or how Taiga ate it, and we didn't lose it. Or your harassing Jin." She said, before tossing the recorder back to Ritsu, flipping the lever (or however you turned that waterfall off) and tugging him into Romeo's basement.

Romeo gets defensive, Kaito is grateful, and, being Kaito, immediately looks directly past the red flags and starts crying tears of happiness at MC saving him.

There's a point where MC is in line for Sho's food truck, and she sees Subaru and Lyca in line, and moreover she feels a cat rubbing against her ankle, before it goes "mrowp" She knows what "mrowp" means. It's different than "Mrowp."

She pets it, takes out a boiled egg from a Tupperware box in her bag (this cats favorite) and hands it to the cat, who happily munches as MC walks over Subaru and Lyca. She makes a little small talk, and asks if they'd rather sit down at the benches and have her take their spot in line and get their food for them. When Subaru gets confused and insists that he's really fine, and she does not need to do that, she just puts on a strained smile and says "Leo is about to make his way to the food truck. I insist that you let me wait in the line while you hang out with the much more friendly Lyca instead of getting harassed by Leo."

Subaru has no clue how she knew Leo was coming, but she was right. Leo soon made his way over, talked to Sho for a good minute, and left. A minute later, MC was at the start of the line, placing the order. Soon, she was sitting at the table with Subaru and Lyca, when she got a text from Sho saying the food was ready, and she went over to get it. Subaru didn't notice until lunch was over that he never actually told her his order. Or Lycas. She had never even seen him and Leo interact at this point, how did she know Leo was going to harass him specifically?

Then there was that time she had to deliver papers to Rui when he was manning the bar. Haru and Romeo were there, both giving her their greetings before she started chatting with Rui about the papers. There was a pause in her and Rui's small talk as he signed them, where she heard Haru and Romeo talking about something she still didn't understand, despite how much the cats had to say about it. It never clarified anything. "Elias'll have it handled." She whispered with furrowed brows in tandem with Haru, who spoke much louder in his drunken stare. Neither Haru nor Romeo heard her. Rui, however, was insanely taken aback by... Everything about what she just said. By then, however, he was done with his signature, so she just gingerly grabbed the papers from his hand, and ran off with them again.

Oh, and one time Jiro's stitches had torn on his stomach while he was only a few feet away from the lab. He, like everyone else in Darkwick, failed to notice the tail dip just out of sight behind the railing, or the paws going down with it.

Again, it took less than five minutes for MC to burst into the lab unannounced. At which point, Yuri was still downstairs performing an autopsy, and Jiro was sitting patiently on the hospital bed in the corner of the room. Like usual for her when it came to any injury on the ghouls, she was extremely distressed. Jiro had explained before that this happened often and it was not a big deal for him, but she just grabbed a first aid kit off the counter as a familiar cat, one that Jiro sometimes saw peeking in while Yuri did check-ups, autopsies, or surgeries, strutted in from the window.

With a cat laying around her shoulders, MC grabbed the first aid kit, some disinfectant and numbing agent from the cupboards, and suturing supplies. With the occasional meow, mrrp, mro, and other cat noises, MC was able to suture Jiro's wound shockingly well, especially with how she had literally never done so before. He had a suspicion for the reason, but when he asked if she could understand the car, she said no, and he figured whether it was a lie or not he didn't feel the need to pry.

It was when Yuri asked him why there was a neat little bow at the top of the suturing that he recalled the situation, and realized that MC had literally no other reason to be in the lab, evidenced by the fact that she left immediately after, and that it was actually insanely suspicious that she somehow knew within only a few minutes that his wound had reopened. Especially without him mentioning it to anyone.

....

Um. So this was a small idea, and somehow my brain escalated one paragraph for the Frostheim example to four for Mortkranken.

Anyway, this was my self-imposed writing quota for the day. I started it in Tumblr for some reason so I guess I'm posting this now. I like cats and the idea of MC knowing way more than she should for no discernable reason makes me happy. Like yeah, you go girl, make those guys with several advantages over you in a fight insanely uncomfortable! Give them a reason to fear you! Be omnipresent through way of cat spies! Incite anxiety and concern within your social circle even when ur not there! If you can't make sure ppl talk about you positively when ur not present, make sure they do so out of fear. >:3

There's probably plenty of typos and spelling mistakes, but I don't feel like looking through for corrections so UP IT GOES

MC from TDBK getting transported to TWST and getting social whiplash.

She has that Google loading logo hovering over her head like "why are these people actually normal what is going on"

She meets Ace and Deuce like "oh, the dynamic duo. Must be like Kaito and Luca."

Two minutes later: "NOT KAITO AND LUCA, WHY ARE THEY TROUBLEMAKERS???"

She meets Cater and is on guard immediately bc of the internet slang, shying away from talking to him bc he reminds her of Leo at first. Soon after she realizes "wait no, that guy is more like Rui. If he wasn't a flirt." And she's fine with him again. She can't really place Trey for a while. At first she thinks maybe Tohma??? Just British and casual. Eventually she lands on "this guy might be like a non-flirty Haku."

Riddle is like, a family-friendly Romeo? Maybe? No, Ritsu? Ritsu with Romeo's attitude. Maybe? She's not completely sure.

Ruggie immediately reminds her of Lyca, purely bc of the ears, before she learns about beastmen and realizes that Ruggie is absolutely nothing like Lyca. He's sorta like Ren? Job-wise? She guesses. Maybe this one actually is just his own person.

Jack is Alan. No question about it. She's 100% sure. Come on, 'scary' gentle giant who's almost entirely deadpan? Just Alan without the occasional bloodlust. Or criminal record.

I think we all know who Leona is. She clocks him as Jin as soon as learns he's rich. She already knew he was lazy. He's just a bitchier Jin, without his few redeeming qualities.

Octavinelle is where she realizes how much different the ghouls are to these guys. She thought Floyd was like Towa for a moment, before meeting the unlucky realization that he's so much more like Taiga. Jade is almost uncomfortably reminiscent of Thoma, and Azul is just a money-hungry Yuri who's all bark no bite. Yuri with a hint of Ritsu, maybe.

Which is exactly when she realizes that the main difference between these guys and the ghouls is how much nicer, flirtier, and more tolerable the ghouls are. Then again, she was warned almost as soon as she arrived that these students were gonna be problematic.

Then again again, the same thing was said about the ghouls.

Jamil is suspicious to her right off the bat. He runs around doing chores and wtv for an unreasonably unconcerned Dormhead, so maybe Rui? He doesn't seem like Rui. And he was too nice compared to everyone else she'd met at NRC so far.

It takes until the whole thing is over for her to place him as a bitchier, less diplomatic Tohma. Partly. He's like 20% that. The rest is ??? As is most NRC students personalities. Kalim is just Haru without all the stress.

Vil is Romeo. No question. Vil is just a more feminine Romeo, which is fucking beautiful to see. Rook is like, a stalker-y Zenji? He's Zenji but creepy. Epel is just Epel. The way he's forced to conform and not be a delinquent for once kinda feels like if Lyca had a shockingly different upbringing.

Idia is... Half Leo, half Ren? Gamer, internet enthusiast, more Ren than Leo. She's not quite sure how to interact with him. Ortho is like a successful Lyca, mixed with Haru's enthusiasm and Rui's adamancy that his other dorm member learn how to interact with people amicably.

Lillia is Ed. (Old and anachronistic.) Malleus is Ed. (Old and anachronistic.) Silver is Ed. (Sleepy.) Sebek is. Towa plus Romeo (obsessed with someone plus bitchy and demanding)

Other than Ed, Malleus is maybe Alan (no tech) and Haku? (Helpful gentleman) And Silver is maybe the closest person there to Luca.

Besides that, though, the most shockingly thing to MC is how much fucking downtime she gets. The closest thing to the constant cases she goes through is the Overblots, and those only happen like once a month. Ergo, she's usually kinda restless.

Uh, anyway I wrote this all during class and I have just been called out so that's all for now. 👋 Bai

TOKYO DEBUNKER EP. 10 SPOILSSS

First of all, I like the detail that after obs and MC join the roster, the numbers of maids and butlers is even again. It goes from 5-3 to 6-6.

Once again, the only reasonable and normal person in Obscuary.

Lmao I love the group dynamics. This game has the funniest dialogue I swear.

"which one of these is a shirt-"

"ah, Egyptian cotton. Hm? Oh I have no clue how to put it on, I swear-"

"I'm not helping you get dressed, dude, if your arm falls off in here it's gonna coat everything in blood. And normal reasons."

Hey, so yk how I said this game treats MC like a precious stone? A long time ago? Well I was so totally right by the way. Just thought you should know.

Okay yeah that's not creepy. "Seems easy to me, what's the problem?" The problem is that they're probably only hiring because their staff is full of sacrifices, Lyca. That's why the pay is so high. Because they literally don't have to pay you after you get eaten by ghosts or some shit.

"Worried about the others? Hm, I wonder which one has your heart..."

"uh, what do you mean..?"

*cue chainsaw noises, plates breaking, cat hisses, general cartoonish commotion from Rui and Lyca's side*

Tune in next week, for the next episode of "Kidnapping Victim and her Supernatural Harem (try to) do Menial Chores for a Sting Operation"

Tokyo debunker EP 10 skillet

I mean spoilers but besides that first sentence there's really no differentiating these pre-cutoff so. It stays.

Heh? What? Excuse me? I'm sorry I'm trying to connect this dialogue to literally any lore I've gotten from this game so far and I'm failing. Who's Elias? Who is Darkwick sentencing? Who's gonna rot where? Does this imply that Haru is in Jabberwock to get away from someone?

He fr just said those things. I mean hey, at least he's an equal-opportunity creep? I guess?

Is his Stigma reading ppls minds like captions? Is that it? Jeez it's like Subaru's but somehow MORE invasive. Like, by a lot.

Tdbk EP 10 spoilers YEESH

Rui, the only normal person in the entirety of Obscuary. He has zero irredeeming qualities.

Everything about him makes me happy-

Curses. Drat.

I LOVE THEM I love them so much I just need to leave these screenshots here for a moment don't mind me

Spoilers for episode 10 of Tokyo Debunker

Oh he's cute

Oh he's dead. Dunno what I expected.

I knew it. NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT DARKWICK ACADEMY.

AWWWW I LOVE LYCA HES SO SWEET.

"I want food. Tell him to make ours first."

"I can't just-"

"wait, I know that smell."

"the food?"

"Hey, MC!"

Also, what's up with this new camera work thing? I swear it wasn't in any other chapters. Quality increase, maybe? Hire new staff? Budget? Idk but it sikes me out every time I see it

YES. OMG YES. MONEY. According to Google thats like 5.6k USD for one weeks work. Jeez.

Lastly:

Edward you immortal whore. 400 years old and still a massive slut. Christ. LEAVE HER ALONE FFS D:<

Oh yeah, I have a question regarding Tokyo Debunker curses and Anomalies.

First of all, do curses work on Ghouls or not? Like can anomalies curse them or no? Because my inferences, although they are just inferences, are very contradictory.

The Prologue makes it seem like maybe Kyklos can't affect Ghouls? But I looked at it again, and technically Taiga never does see her eye.

That, and Ed said in chapter 6 that if MC did turn into an Anomaly, it would be best for her to stick with the ghouls as she has been doing. This could just be Ed's whole "humans and Anomalies aren't compatible" thing, as he literally did say that right after, but it also seems to directly imply that it would be safe for the ghouls to be near her when she turns anomaly.

Also, if Ghouls are anomalies, then it wouldn't really be a question of Ghoul v. Anomaly, and more Anomaly v. Anomaly.

In which case, I'm still unclear. Kaito's a ghoul, (AKA anomaly) and the Sinostra-dealer-Rapunzel-curse affected him. Ed's a ghoul/anomaly, and Rui's curse affected him. But if Rui's curse worked on any anomaly, couldn't he have just touched the Barometz instead of, yk, having it sliced open?

I ask this purely for fanfic writing reasons. My brain won't let me write important lore details unless they're compliant to the rules of the fictional universe.

This is absurd

JIRO. Jiro again. I got the EP 14 Jiro card after 60 pulls on this (mind you, ALT) account, I don't even KNOW how many on my main, and now.

Now. I try to pull on TAIGA'S banner. A single ten pull. For shits and giggles.

I get the little ding. The butterflies are purple. Both things that I have so far deduced mean "good".

And this MOTHERFUCKER. It's a 0.014 percent chance JIRO. You shouldn't be here JIRO. ESPECIALLY AFTER I JUST GOT YOUR LIMITED CARD TWICE, JIRO. ON DIFFERENT ACCOUNTS, BUT STILL.

I don't. I can't even.

I'm not mad. Obviously, I'm not mad, this was like not even my thirtieth pull in this account after getting his EP. 14 SSR, but bro. Just. Bro.

I mean. It's appreciated. I'm happy nonetheless. Just. Like, you aren't gonna hear me complaining about having 2 SSRs on an account I've had for like 2 weeks, or the fact that having that first Jiro SSR got me halfway through the first Mortkranken EP within those 2 weeks, this is great, my luck is through the roof, I'm just. Confused???

I'm so gonna flunk my ASL test tmrw now aren't i- MY LUCK DOESNT JUST DO THIS

So; the current mysteries in TKDB (up to what I've read, AKA chapter 9,) are:

The culprit of (and generally what is) The One-Eyed Sleeping Beauty Murder

The Traitor

The Mermaid

How Dante is alive

Haku's Stigma

Sho's deal with Hyde (?)

Romeo's deal with Hyde (?)

Taiga's... Deal with Hyde..?

Hyde in general really

LITERALLY ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING REGARDING THE CLASH

What we've figured out:

Alan killed Dante.

Clementia used to cure curses?

YALL HELP

Firstly, I FINALLY GOT HIM ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT :D IM SO HAPPY HELL YEAH I'm also broke of gems but IM SO HAPPY

Um, more importantly tho, anyone have any tips for getting EXP. Fruits now? I'm at player rank like 80 and it's soooo slowwwww I only really get them from the daily crap and I barely get any TvT pls help, Limit Break fruits r fine to get cuz of Nightmare Raids, but it seems like EXP fruits are in increasingly short supply as I progress.

Pft wait hold on what if MC gets the Laurel Crown at the end

I mean, she is a student. Meaning technically Clementia is a functioning dorm

Meaning, as a functioning dorm, Clementia should be capable of winning the Laurel Crown.

I mean, MC has been there for every anomaly capture, bc of the ring she's been able to contribute quite a bit, and since no-one else is in Clementia, if she's an option for the Laurel Crown then she would be counted individually even before the inter-dorm missions, meaning she has a head-start compared to the individual ghouls.

Will she actually win the Laurel Crown? Hell if I know. Prolly not. Would it be funny as hell if the Crown was won by the only Dorm that has just one student? Absolutely.

Can someone explain something to me rq

Why is it that, between Twisted Wonderland and Tokyo Debunker, Tokyo Debunker has twice as many downloads AND a higher percent of 5 star reviews, yet there's shockingly little fan content compared to TWST?

Is it because it hasn't been out as long? Cuz ngl that still doesn't seem proportionate. Is this one of those things where I would see a significantly larger amount of content if I just learned Japanese? Or am I just going crazy and this straight up is not a thing

Genuine question

Tdbk EP 9 spoil er es

Jiro is going to get us killed are you KIDDING ME

LMAO I GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT. THATS SUCH AN IN CHARACTER THING FOR HIM TO BE WORRIED ABOUT

Well that was a whole big thing- wait how fucking big is that bow???? No wonder he struggled to shoot the right place when just loading it is probably more suited to Odysseus.

"you've got to stop him!" HOW??? HES HOLDING A CHAINSAW AND FIGHTING A MASSIVE SPIDER DEMON. SHES LIKE 5'5 AND HUMAN.

... Okay well that happened-

WHAT THE FUCK. Also what was Jiro's "only other option"???

Awww. Also what the hell is Romeo screaming about, he's the one who shot it. I mean everyone's glad he did but still-

Well, that was fun. Can't wait for the next one in about a week or two. Or more. Or less. Who knows at this point really-

TKDB EP 9 spoils

He just blew up a grave. Goddamn.

Also where did Kaito go, that's concening-

And gimme a second to Google lens that insignia

Yeah no I'm not getting nothing lol- either way that's some lore. Hm.

Important.

TKDB episode 9 spoilers AGAIN I'm running out of chapters I swear

He was MANIFESTING going with her??? Dude he's so down bad like it's not even up for discussion

"petty mad scientist" or "pretentious mad scientist" I believe? Anyway, Zenji is back :D

I'm just imagining Jiro quietly leaning down towards MC like "gurl tf is he talking about"

Awh look at him he looks so fancy!! He's matching with his brother now!!!

"Do you want to die alone?" Isn't that like the whole thing-

He sounded mad there. Or like slightly upset. Or a tiny bit less monotone than usual- idk you know what I mean.

EP 9 TKDB spoilers

I had this already done but apparently my Internet decided to go fuck itself as soon as I pressed post so HERE WE GO AGAIN

Aww he was manifesting

Awh he's matching with his brother!!! He's so fancy!!!

"do you want to die alone" isn't that like the whole thing-

Also am I going crazy or did he sound mad. Or like slightly less monotone than usual.

I think it was "Petty Mad Scientist"? Petty or pretentious.

I'm just imagining Jiro leaning down beside Mao like "gurl tf is he saying rn"

Episode 9. TKDB. Spoil. Ers.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE-

Ah... So tragic. Truly how terrible. Why don't you want him to know you exist, exactly?

Anyway when do I see Mr. Halloween again, is he behind that little read button right there orrrr-

More ep 9 spoilers bc yfushdjsbdjsjddb I love them

Kaito phone case. A magic eight ball, a smiley face, French fries..? Possibly roses, some pufferfish creature, and what seems to be either an arcade machine or a tamagotchi. Tamagochi? Also, three cameras in a square, so probably an iPhone.

I'd assume there's more gasses you can do that with than just nitrogen or hydrogen sulfide. But yk. I'm not a medical professional.

Firstly, yay! Someone actually remembers the goal for once! Takes them fucking long enough!

Secondly, Kaito you should not be admitting to being either of those. With that said, both.

TKDB episode 9 spoilers AGAIN bcuz everything they say is important enough to warrant its own little... Whatever this is. Reaction post(?)

Awww he's so concerned

MC??? MC would die? I mean yeah she probably would but SHE WOULD NOT BE THE FIRST ONE TO DIE. JIRO GETS ONE CUT ANYWHERE AND HES A GONER, AT LEAST IF SHE GOT HURT IT WOULD SCAB AND HEAL AND STOP BLEEDING????

Hm. Wonder who Natalie Hunt is. Tune on in, at the next holy shit how do these go installment of Tokyo Debunker, which will be here in like 2-10 business minutes probably

TKDB episode 9 spoilers for ch. 18

Oh, Kaito, you absolute bumbling fool. You hopeless romantic. I swear this guy is SO OBVIOUS. So obvious that his crush on MC is the first thing Romeo used to manipulate him

Dunno who Natalie Hunt is.

Look at him, he's so pathetic. He looks like a little puppy. Adorable.

TKDB EP 9 spoilerssss

Oh I like him. I like him a lot. This is Halloween this is Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween Halloween. As soon as they start talking about spooks n shit he finally starts smiling (I love Halloween n spooks so much this is my favorite episode so far)

HELL YEAH THE CHAINSAW IS BACK

God Jiro is like every horror movie antag melted down and mixed into one isn't he

Still crazy that Jiro is basically a glass canon. Also crazy everyone was completely okay with sending him on a mission alone (not alone, just. Without Yuri. Or any doctor. Or even a first aid kit.)

Like this man walked through a crowded cafeteria and started throwing up his intestines. He needed an adrenaline shot to keep fighting without passing out in EP 7. HIS WOUNDS DO NOT CLOSE THEMSELVES WITHOUT MEDICAL INTERVENTION.

TKDB episode 9 spoileries

That ghost boy was so painful for him to be around that he started literally fucking crying

LETS GO BACK ACTUALLY. THIS IS NOT WORTH THE RISK OF JIRO CRUMBLING LIKE A WAFER.

MC.

N o .

Grab his wrist and DRAG HIM back to the fucking group I am 100% that more will go wrong if u keep going, and NEXT TIME, YOU WONT HAVE ZENJI WITH U TO TAKE THE DANGER GHOSTS AWAY.

I'm just Imagining a Tokyo Debunker/Twisted Wonderland crossover au where like.

Everything is already solved, all the over lots n wtv already happened, so at this point it's just kinda. A magic sitcom. Everyone is going about their day. Until BOOM.

MC from Tokyo Debunker drops in. How? Why? I... Haven't decided yet. Maybe her, Luca, and Kaito find an anomalous coffin artifact, and Kaito dares her to get in for a selfie, promising not to close the lid, and the lid just falls on her.

And now, long after orientation day, MC wakes up in an entrance ceremony coffin.

She pushes the coffin open herself, climbs out, cautiously walks around, until she finds herself carefully avoiding bumping shoulders with various students as she steps lightly through the halls of NRC, ever so confused, only responding to the various confused looks she gets by pulling the hood down over her face.

Eventually, she runs into a teacher, and blah blah blah she lives in Ramshackle now. She's just like "why is this the second time I've gotten kidnapped to a magical school and forced to live in a defunct 8th dorm alone???"

As a way to try and find literally any way back, she decides to explore. Out in the school gardens, MC finds...

*dramatic pause as I try to remember where I was originally going with this*

Floyd. She sees Floyd, and thinks 'oh hey, that guy is like a spitting (spinning? Neither make sense hold on) (yeah it's spitting) image of Towa. I know Towa likes flowers, maybe this dude likes flowers :D'

So she picks up a flower, walks towards Floyd, who is currently arguing with Jade about the Mostro Lounge, and taps him on the shoulder.

He turns around (with one of the scariest scowls she had ever seen) and she immediately shrinks back a bit, extending the flower to him.

He doesn't see it, and is just like "the hell do you want" cue little miss Tokutaisei holding the flower in front of her face and slowly extending it out to him. Very scared little fish.

Meanwhile she's just thinking "notTowanotTowanotTowanotTowa this is Taiga this is far more Taiga behavior I am Very Scared™"

Jade is standing behind him laughing into his fist, as Floyd raises an eyebrow and just scoffs or smth. He's like "why would I want some flimsy little flower. Scram." And she just kinda droops her head with the flower, turns on her heel, and books it the fuck outta there.

Meanwhile, back at Darkwick, Kaito is practically pulling out his hair, screaming like a banshee and screeching about how he never should've made that dare with tears poking out of his eyes like "OH MY GOD LUCA I KILLED HER WHAT DO WE DO WHERE IS SHE SHE GONE AND ITS ALL MY FAULT WHY DID I DO THAT WHAT DO WE DO" and just shaking Luca back and forth by the shoulders

Luca, also panicking but more internally because those two are very different kinds of unstable, probably brings out his swords and points then directly at the artifact before realizing that it did NOT just eat her, and it is NOT in fact alive, Kaito still yelling at him going "DUDE ITS NOT A CREATURE BUT BACK THE SWORDS HOW DO WE FIX THIS I MIGHTVE JUST KILLED MC AND YOURE WAVING YOUR SWORDS AROUND WHAT DO WE DO"

Meanwhile (×2) MC is holding back tears of pure unfiltered fear at the near death experience (greatly exaggerated) that she just went through AKA a passive interaction with Floyd Leech

I just needed to vomit this thought somewhere sorry