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So fr I had three dragons on my team for... Some reason. All level 100 and I STILL lost.

Actually wait yeah wouldn't she beat Drayton easily as well? Making her the champ?

Then Amarys would beat her... I keep questioning how champion teams work TvT like why does the champion (try to) have type coverage but the EX CHAMP's team is all one type, as is all the other Elite 3?

How the fuck did kieran ever beat lacey like actually

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

Yk I've decided to just NOT read(?) svsss and instead to try to piece together the plot through Tumblr posts.

This is a very funny start.

Imagine you got bullied as a kid so to make up for that insecurity you became a super successful alpha male grindset influencer and then one day you got pushed into a portal and found yourself in an alternate universe where you're a malewife who married your old bully. That happened to Luo Bingge

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK "SVSSSS" STANDS FOR BECAUSE I AM BAWLING

IN WHAT WORLD COULD ANYTHING MAKE THE PLOT OF WHATEVER IP THIS IS ANY BETTER

AITAH for trying to ruin my son’s relationship?

I (652M) have a son (idk maybe 80? 14?M) who has major hots for his milf teacher (milf age M). Teacher is just insanely slutty, absolutely built to take dick. My son isn’t even 100 yet (I think), he would have no idea what to do with all that. Meanwhile, me and me nephew (187M) are older and know how to treat a lady (gender neutral). Ideally I would like to marry my nephew to teacher after having my way with him, but teacher is very attached to son. Son is also rather volatile- teacher pushed him into the abyss at some point and he recently climbed out. He’s nothing I can’t handle, but he keeps threatening to destroy my rpf collection if I keep trying to fuck his little crush.

I decided that soft power was probably the best way to go, so I started writing rpf about teacher and son getting a messy divorce. I gift them to teacher, which he always graciously accepts. Currently I’m working on a harem drama AU where teacher leaves son for nephew after a life changing night in my bed.

Son attacked me unprompted and accused me of trying to ruin his relationship. Which I am, but it’s in everyone’s best interest! Nephew has never had a partner before- not even during his heats- and he could really use an older man to take care of him. Clearly he needs teacher more than son. So am I the asshole?

9 days.

Of shiny hunting.

... Amazing. This is a record low for me. I'm fine. No sparkles, or dirt crystals, nothing. This Tinkatink has such shit genes man I think I've passed full odds atp AND IM DOING MASUDA METHOD TvT and I'm doing it in Cascaraffa so I keep THINKING I got one cuz the sand makes the crystal look brown but NOPE! When I get this Tinkatink my first course of action is going to be killing it with a Golduck, fuck this man.

Ooo okay okay

1. Favorite Color: Lemon Chiffon. Love it. Amazing

2. Last Song: Beneath The Brine by The Family Crest, love their music.

3. Currently reading: I'm actually just staring the Magnus Chase series lol.

4. Currently watching: Apothecary Diaries and SG-1, loving both.

5. Currently craving: any lemon flavoured pastry. Or like macarons.

6. Coffee or Tea: Tea, but only for Thai and Chai tea. Not sure if Horchata is a tea? And sweet tea. I'm not a big fan of like, green tea and earl grey and whatnot. Coffee is too bitter for me. I like hot chocolate though.

Uhhh I don't have many mutuals lol. @greendude2009 @endless-galleria-15 @doofus-s

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1. Favourite colour: Teal

2. Last song: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

3. Currently reading: Outlander Series (technically it’s collecting dust on my bookshelf because I mostly read fanfic…)

4. Currently watching: Single’s Inferno, Medium, and forever casually rewatching SPN

5. Currently craving: the bag of sweet chilli & sour cream chips I bought earlier (just waiting for kiddos to go to bed)

6. Coffee or tea: coffee! An iced latte any season.

@losers-clvb @middleearthislife @my-stories-vault @supernotnatural2005 @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth @jollyhunter

thank you Canada 🇨🇦

It will happen eventually. I must be patient. It is inevitable.

I should've expected this. Any pokemon with the guts to kill a shiny and use its corpse as a weapon obviously has some biological defect. But it's fine.

The odds are 1/683. It has been five days of continuous shiny hunting. It is inevitable. I will roll a shiny Tinkatink eventually. Neither the game nor my luck can stop me. It will happen no matter how much the universe plots against me.

This is not a game of chance, it is a game of patience. Do you have any idea how many slow-burn fanfics I have read? I have waited YEARS for a fanfic to update and read it the DAY it did. And POKEMON thinks it can out-wait me??? POKEMON????

Nonono. I am the GOD of holding down two joysticks at once and occasionally pressing the A button. THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SMALL TEST OF WILL. LIKE THE TWENTY YEARS PENELOPE SPENT WAITING FOR HER HUSBANDS RETURN. LIKE THE TWENTY SIX YEARS IT TOOK FOR ASH KETCHUM TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER. LIKE. LIKE. Yeah I'm out of examples

Give me my homicidal girly girl daughter Game freak or so help me Arceus I WILL learn how to ROMhack on a switch Lite.

So, it's been... 5 days. Since I started the shiny hunt for this Tinkatink.

I still don't have a name.

Or the Tinkatink.

By my calculations, i have at the very least doubled the odds. I think I've done around 20 batches? 60 eggs a batch. So around 2400 eggs or so. And over 30 hours of... This.

I need a name for the Tinkatink (when I inevitably get her bc I vehemently refuse to give in.)

I should've seen this coming really. I mean, ≈400 eggs for the Dedenne and only 225 for my dear Chloroform Pollen Jamboree Lilletta Lilybelle Lena Horne Radish Belladonna. Really bad luck was overdue. But by this much..?

I will get her eventually. I find it hilarious that the one hunt I decided not to count is the one that goes clear into the thousands, but either way.

(Also, for reference, I asked for names for the Petilil and decided to just use all of them. Give her the name of those girls from The Great Comet.)

Y'know the funny thing? I still have a Solosis to hunt. Yeah. I still need to get Raison D'être. But that must wait, for this pink little rebel is my current priority. Out of little more than spite; I must have her dans un instant.

huge as fuck claims court. im suing you for one william dollars asshole

Theory about PLZA before the release date even gets announced:

1. The player won't get the wish. Someone else will, at which point that person will become the villain and make a harmful wish.

2. The player, having reached Rank A, will be forced to use their wish to either save someone or 'restore everything' Miraculous Ladybug style. I mean what're they gonna do, have the player use their wish for a singular master ball?

3. The wish will be used, either by a villain or the player, to catch Zygarde.

4. The wish isn't magical. I mean, a marathon and abolishing everything but Taxis? Maybe the wish is just granted by Jett and her lackey.

OMFG I LOVE THAT INDOHYUS

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

Hey. Minors following me. Internet safety is key!! NEVER include these in your bio/byf:

Medical diagnoses - this is nobody's business but yours. You don't owe anyone an explanation for why you are the way that you are

Trauma - same reason as above

Triggers - people can use these against you! Don't give people tools to hurt you. No one has to know what tags you block. Just block tags to stay safe!

Age - age is okay for adults to include but is iffy when you're a teen. Predators want this information, don't give people more than they need. Just state that you're a minor, that's all that anyone needs to know.

In general: stay safe. If you're not comfortable with every stranger out there having access to this information, you shouldn't post it on the internet.

Play devil's advocate and ask yourself about what would happen if someone searched for your information with intent to hurt you. You do NOT owe anyone an explanation!

Yknow there's a recent trend I've just noticed in the newest Pokemon games that I find hilarious

In Pokemon, you usually know immediately who the villain is. The design alone can tell you pretty clearly who is and is not looking to end the world. HOWEVER

For PLA, SV, and the SV DLC (that's a lot of acronyms) it seems like the villain just straight up gets redesigned when they turn evil lmao

Sada/Turo get all wacky and electronic. Kieran puts his hair up and starts dressing like most malnourished early teen boys do. Volo turns into the hippie antichrist and invents hair gel. Even that other dude- god I forgot his fucking name- the one who exiles Akari/Rei (I think those were their names?) switches out formal getup for straight up armour. SO DOES BENI ACTUALLY HE TURNS INTO A NINJA. And I know Clavell doesn't really count as any sort of villain but doesn't he get an outfit change too? Albeit a lot... Crappier?

Point being- those Capitalists totally look like the villains in PLZA but also... It could just straight up be Taunie/Urbain or literally anyone else. Like they could just quick-change before deciding the fate of the world through dogfight and no-one could tell from one trailer.

(also I was doing SO GOOD with consist posting for like 3 days before I starting shiny hunting this SONIC-FRANCHISE AMY RIPOFF and now I've wasted multiple days of my time on this violent pink child I DONT EVEN HAVE YET)

*sees a mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees a different mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶 *sees yet another mutual in my dash* i love you 🥺🫶

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Uh, help?

What the hell do you mean "increased: attack, decreased: attack, favorite: spicy, least favorite: spicy"

W h a t .

Does this just mean the Pokemons nature is "default" then? What the hell does this mean?

Curious visitor

We three kings.

could u make charizard marketable...

Your wallet is forfeit.

Mudkip, please????

[Very scary and intimidating cry]