Oh Shit, Just Realized

By the way what the hell is Leo's deal with impersonating officers of the law

Like bro has been in 2 goddamn chapters and both of them have him impersonating a cop and being the best at impersonating said cop.

It's bc of his misleading boyish whimsy and thirst for power to abuse isn't it. He's too morally corrupt they have to make him a cop bc nothing else makes sense

Problem: ive reblogged the bread. How fix

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

It will happen eventually. I must be patient. It is inevitable.

I should've expected this. Any pokemon with the guts to kill a shiny and use its corpse as a weapon obviously has some biological defect. But it's fine.

The odds are 1/683. It has been five days of continuous shiny hunting. It is inevitable. I will roll a shiny Tinkatink eventually. Neither the game nor my luck can stop me. It will happen no matter how much the universe plots against me.

This is not a game of chance, it is a game of patience. Do you have any idea how many slow-burn fanfics I have read? I have waited YEARS for a fanfic to update and read it the DAY it did. And POKEMON thinks it can out-wait me??? POKEMON????

Nonono. I am the GOD of holding down two joysticks at once and occasionally pressing the A button. THIS IS NOTHING BUT A SMALL TEST OF WILL. LIKE THE TWENTY YEARS PENELOPE SPENT WAITING FOR HER HUSBANDS RETURN. LIKE THE TWENTY SIX YEARS IT TOOK FOR ASH KETCHUM TO BECOME THE POKEMON MASTER. LIKE. LIKE. Yeah I'm out of examples

Give me my homicidal girly girl daughter Game freak or so help me Arceus I WILL learn how to ROMhack on a switch Lite.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

They released... The same game. Except for a dollar this time. Why would they do this? Especially if there's no difference. Are they just hoping some people get unlucky and see this one first?

"Miss me with that weak shit." - the captain of Frostheim. The rich, high-profile, commanding captain of Frostheim, Jin Kamurai.

(no joke tho, I love these so much. These are so fun to read.)

Spoilers for episode 10 of Tokyo Debunker

Oh he's cute

Oh he's dead. Dunno what I expected.

I knew it. NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS AT DARKWICK ACADEMY.

AWWWW I LOVE LYCA HES SO SWEET.

"I want food. Tell him to make ours first."

"I can't just-"

"wait, I know that smell."

"the food?"

"Hey, MC!"

Also, what's up with this new camera work thing? I swear it wasn't in any other chapters. Quality increase, maybe? Hire new staff? Budget? Idk but it sikes me out every time I see it

YES. OMG YES. MONEY. According to Google thats like 5.6k USD for one weeks work. Jeez.

Lastly:

Edward you immortal whore. 400 years old and still a massive slut. Christ. LEAVE HER ALONE FFS D:<

Monke .

Man they weren't lying the rates in this game are fucking mean

Four accounts, a ton of pulls each, only SSR I've gotten at all so far and it's a damn WARDING CARD.

I mean, it's Sho, so I'm not like inconsolable, I mean look at him, but I am ANGRY. THE CHARACTER CARD TvT PLEASE

Sketches from my main I feel like followers on here would like.