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Y'think MC is gonna beat Kyklos Medusa-style? I mean I know it takes a year for the curse to kick in, I just think it'd be really funny.
Or an AU where MC is like the only person Kyklos was able to curse, so the curse is just desperately trying to keep this girl from failing miserably and dying a horrible death before the curse goes through, giving MC some sort of temporary half-wit immortality. Imagine she bumps into Rui in the hallway and accidentally touches him, and suddenly her skin starts growing vines and quick-decaying flowers to fend off Rui's curse from killing her until it stops.
Imagine putting Jiro in Rui in a crowded room together. Playing a game of "what happens first: Rui commits manslaughter or Jiro dies of immunodeficiency" throw Taiga in too actually. "What's gonna be the first COD; Curses, Bullets, or Germs?"
Make it a gameshow with MC as a countdown clock. Everyday they go into the same crowded room for a few hours, Rui hides in a corner, Jiro just stands somewhere and everyone passively avoids him, and Taiga tries to keep himself from shooting someone somewhere vital
Everyday another thousand is added to the prize pool and whoever lasts the longest without causing a casualty wins. If MC dies alone they have to split the money, so Taiga goes around shoving people in the other two's general direction until he learns that if it works he'll be disqualified.
It's the most boring gameshow ever, except sometimes people tune in to check if anyone's died yet, (or even approached any of the contestants) so after like a month the hosts decide to throw in a cat, a mouse, and a bird as a wild card and now everyone's freaking out.
The crowd of people is still also in the room. Jiro is trying to avoid the mouse as to not catch a harmless disease that might kill him, Rui is trying to fend off an affectionate cat so it doesn't die, and Taiga has to miss about five times before he realizes that the bird is not a like dove.
Every week there's a new twist to make sure people actually tune in. Maybe Leo will show up to harass someone. Maybe Yuri somehow wandered in and is lecturing people about poor health habits. Maybe Jin is sending nuclear threats and they have to change the location. Maybe Lyca just learned how to call Rui.
Occasionally the camera changes to show MC educating the viewers on Flowers, pouring tea, conducting an interview, or giving an update on her curse. Sometimes she takes calls like a radio show. Sometimes it's people asking how the hell she got in contact with people like Jin Kamurai, Romeo Lucci, and whoever else.
Mind you, this very well might take place as they still go to Darkwick. I just think that would be funny. Hell, even take the gameshow part out of it, I just really like the idea of giving a main character a radio show. Twisted Wonderland, Obey Me, Tokyo Debunker, let the pseudo-isekai pseudo-otome protagonist run a radio show.
This was meant to be a collection of different one-off ideas, then I got to the third and ran with it. Idk man sometimes my thoughts come and go like plankton sometimes they're more like leeches I don't get to choose which
TKDB spoilers EP 9
ZENJI, OUR SAVIOR. IF NOT FOR HIM, THE MISSION WOULDVE IMMEDIATELY FAILED.
Oooo they're so niceeee I love them already
Awh. He recognizes his brothers speech. If only a little.
Tkdb EP 9 spoilers, yk the drill
MF was about to invite LEO. Nuh uh. No way.
Why "Mickey"? Why is that his name for Rui? Also, burst out laughing at the bingo comment.
"emotional range of a sock puppet" idk man when I was like 6 I saw some pretty emotional sock puppet shows. Probably.
TKDB spoilers EP 9
... I have never, in my entire life, heard the phrase "blowing smoke up our asses" until today. You can imagine how hard I laughed. My first thought is??? Bees??? But dude who says that.
Whoever the translator is for this game, they are doing a fantastic job.
Loving Kaito's attitude despite being knee deep in a shark tank rn
.... TKDB(?) EP 9(?) spoilers(?)
Oh this is going to crash and burn SO BAD.
None of the ghouls know teamwork??? They JUST learned how not to kill people from their own house and u wanna do INTER-HOUSE MISSIONS?
Plus, Romeo is NOT a good fit for leader. He is so power hungry r u kidding. Plus, a leader at all in a group of ghouls is a bad idea. Plus, making teamwork a competitive sport is genuinely so unproductive. Funny, but dude, ur a chancellor, think.
Romeo is not satisfied until Kaito breaks down into tears. He must use every possible second of his time to make Kaito suffer. Debt is not enough. He must ruin Kaito's life.
Bro stop harassing him, he's pathetic enough without kicking down a proverbial flight of stairs š give him a break
YES! YES, OMG YES!
ALL IT TOOK WAS 17K DIAS ON AN ALT ACCOUNT I HAD FOR A WEEK. well really it only took 12k- JIRO JIRO I LOVE YOU JIRO I'm maining this account now I've decided JIRO MY LOVE- my first SSR and it took SO LONG AND ITS NOT EVEN ON MY MAIN ACCOUNT
TKDB (TDBK? TDB? TDK? TBK? Wtv) crack theory bcuz why not
Reincarnation. Why? I think it would be really funny. And there's a couple lines throughout the game that can be vaguely interpreted that way.
āBeing with you brings up old, old memoriesā¦ Perhaps itās because you remind me a little of her.ā - Ed
"I know Iām being selfishābut sometimes, I wish youād just forget about meā¦ā - Haku (just thought it would be funny if it was like, 'oh MC trusts him so much bc some part of her brain still remembers him')
Kyklos means cycle in ancient Greek. Apparently.
Yeah no that's it really lmao I just think it'd be funny
U think Kyklos could be a demon that was going to make a deal with MC? Probably not, obv, but like why single her out. Leo DOES say the ghouls r hand-picked by demons.
Full disclosure, I know this is all bullshit, none of this is at all solid ground to stand on, I just think it'd be funny
TKDB episode 8 spoilers
TAIGA YOU MOTHERFUCKER SPIT THAT OUT
TKDB episode 8 spoilers
You gay whores GET A ROOM
Oh he was at deaths door there, damn.
... If Ritsu got hit, barely survived it, and used his Stigma to preserve his life, would Mortkranken be able to heal him with bricks and mortar?
FUCK YEAH, TAIGA YOU TWINKISH CARNIVORE EAT ALL THE IMMORTAL ANOMALY YOU WANT- now what do we do if it disappears again
TKDB episode 8 spoilers
Forceful Ritsu.
Not-responsible-for-the-problem-for-once Taiga.
Violent to-the-point Romeo
(with a fumbling secretary-ass MC following him)
... Come to think of it Romeo and MC remind me of the first half of The Devil Wears Prada.
TKDB 8 spoilers
My brother in Christ step away from her for a minute PLEASE
Taiga you mother fucker istg LEMME SLEEP ALREADY
TKDB episode 8 spoilers
Firstly, I WAS HERE WHEN 14 DROPPED. JUST WANTED TO PUT THAT OUT THERE.
I love all of them. Like my 3 favorite characters.
"you're just a washed-out has-been."
"you insipid little quack..."
"I wonder if I can twist that as slander..."
"..."
And MC is just sitting there like "this is fine. This too shall pass. They have to calm down sometime."
So. TKDB episode 8 spoilers
Okay, so firstly, yes, people ARE concerned about the gunshots, good.
Secondly,
VIOLENCE!!! KILL EM!!! YEAH!!!
1. Lmao she immediately going to Haku
2. Taiga remembers Haku, how concerning. Also apparently MC is unbelievably predictable and easy to read. Love that for her.
3. Taiga has reservations about Haku. Fair, with what he's said, but still.
4. HELL YEAH YURI AND JIRO REAPPEARANCE FUCK YEAH
I'm gonna do something the government won't like.
I have five accounts for this fucking game. All of them have at LEAST one SSR warding card. This one now has THREE. I have had them for like 2 weeks. But this? IM SO SICK OF SSR WARDING CARDS JUST TELL YOU HATE ME TOKYO DEBUNKER!!! ššš
So, do the Stigmas in Tokyo Debunker have side effects? I'm not sure if it was ever mentioned, but like.
Alan gets strength at the cost of bloodlust, it seems.
Towa can't talk during the day, not sure what his Stigma is.
Taiga gets... Fuck if I know. Numbness? In return for insatiable hunger.
Subaru gets psychometry, but he can't turn it off.
I feel like this is an important part of Stigmas. Do they ever explain this in game? Am I going crazy?
...
Is Towa not Japanese? Is he a transfer like Luca?
"Miss me with that weak shit." - the captain of Frostheim. The rich, high-profile, commanding captain of Frostheim, Jin Kamurai.
(no joke tho, I love these so much. These are so fun to read.)
SO.
(the second one)
I thought the mermaid was gonna be Towa... But apparently (this is a Sho line) it *might* be a Frostheim ghoul?
Tokyo Debunker EP8 spoilers
LMAO he's so violent I love it
BRO ISNT HE LIKE 18??? WHAT???
YOOO!!! ARBITRAGE MENTION!!! That's how I make money in most games :D it's not scamming if they agree.
Ritsu. Ritsu. You're gonna get crushed under your ego. Chill for a bit. Seriously dude.
Oh yeah, apparently after like 58 you get to unlock 15 chapters instead of 10 for each case! Yay me!
Spoilers for Tokyo Debunker 8
Lmao the sheer difference in disposition between MC and Romeo has me dead
In other news, MC has officially been upgraded from "BB" (Basic Bitch, as we all know by now) to "New girl" (implies a sort of cooperative/colleague relationship between speaker and subject, NOT INHERENTLY DIMINUTIVE THIS TIME :D)
Tokyo Debunker EP. 8
THEY LOOK DAPPER AS HELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
Very reasonable reaction. Very fair to be scared at the idea of staying overnight with 2 mafioso fuckers and a lawyer- sorry, "paralegal". One of them has actively shot at people and eaten raw bird off the ground, one of them kidnaps people into his basement and has probably made at least one snuff film, and the other is a lawyer. A lawyer WILLING TO COVER FOR THEIR CRIMES.
I don't like you.
Tokyo Debunker spoilers for episode 7- wait, no, 8 this time. Episode 8.
So Taiga absolutely killed someone, right? Like that's totally why they're on probation?
Also, "why doesn't he want to go, Jin quadrupled the money for the Laurel Crown!" YEAH HE PROBABLY DOESN'T REMEMBER LOL ITS TAIGA WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
And that reconnaissance guy is also totally dead, no? I mean it's been a YEAR.
I still have a few more chapters to get through for rn, but first
I love him he's so frail and sassy. WALKING THROUGH A CROWDED CAFETERIA GOT HIM SICK I'm just surprised Zenji's the ghost and not him š
Spoilers for episode 7 of Tokyo Debunker
Oh I liked that. I liked that a lot.
Hilarious.
How fucking rich is he. Like I dunno how much prize money there is in the first place but quintuple is a LOT.
Hehe. The doom is dooming.
... Fucking WHAT. Wdym. I know they're brothers but wdym. What fucking mission. WHAT MISSION???
Suspiciousssss
Hmmm that Janitor is weird. The janitor is kinda putting me off here. But what mission could he possibly be putting Sho on???
Aaaaanyway, I'm in school rn and study hall is ending, so I gotta dip. This game is going to stick in my mind the whole day tho.
Also just got, like, my sixth SR. It's getting increasingly harder to upgrade them.
So far I have Towa, Alan, Rui, Romeo, Luca, and now Haru. And not a single SSR.
I am going to commit a crime.
See y'all in a month!
Tokyo debunker spoilers for episode 7
So, Jiro's fucking cool. Like he's the epitome of unbothered. To be fair, in his case it's probably because of brain damage, but yk.
Hm.... HM... I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE. I WONDER IF WE'VE MET ANY OCEAN-LOVING POWERFUL GUYS THAT HARU KNOWS AND WOULD BE CONCERNED ABOUT. HM.
I swear to God. I swear to God if any of the ghouls fuck this up.
Frostheim doesn't like working.
Leo is in Vagastrom.
Jabberwock is already busy. All the time.
Sinostra is too. Sinostra-y.
Hotarubi is probably reliable, but then again who knows with them.
Obscuary has two guys already stretched thin and Ed, who also hates work.
Mortkranken is also very busy.
All in all, not looking good for little-miss doomed by the narrative.
Tokyo Debunker spoilers 7 jfudhdjsnd
Holy SHIT
Ohhhhh my goddd there is a lot going on.
So, it kills someone. Flees. We chase it. Yuri struggles.
Adorable scene but that is NOT MY FOCUS RIGHT NOW
Aw. Mutual trust. My favorite. So sweet. Can't wait to learn WHY he's doing that. But y'know.
I'll be back gimme a minute!!!
Spoilers for Tokyo Debunker EP. 7!!!
Holy Christ what the hell-
Okay, firstly,
Amazing. Loving this.
Secondly,
You're telling me this mf has been feeding other mermaid flesh, taking their blood, and injecting it into himself as a form of immunotherapy???
I genuinely had to pause for a second when Yuri said subca. Subcutaneous immunotherapy cuz I was like "wait this has been explained before"
Lmao everyone else just goes psycho but THIS guy specifically gets to go
Flesh Kraken Mode
Imma read the rest now. Brb