(pulling In Tokyo Debunker Be Like)

I LOVE WASPS THEYRE SO NICE. Bees take getting anywhere near them as an excuse to commit acts of terrorism, but wasps? They fly right up to ur shoe! They say hi! They go about their day, as long as u go about urs! If you piss off a wasp, maybe that's ur fault for not respecting nature enough. Maybe you should apologize. Say sorry. Say it. Right now. >:T

Fixed a wasp meme :)

Nah wtf cuz why did u have to pirate all seventeen

i stole ur as

STOP STEALING MY FUCKIN AS I WILL COMMIT SO MANY FELONIES

Am I the only one who noticed the distinct lack of bionic arm in the gameplay parts with Caleb?

The workout thing specifically.

The way I see it, there's two possibilities.

Possibility one is that he never actually had a bionic arm. It was just a nod to the fans who said he would, and it truly was no more than a nightmare.

Possibility two, and honestly I'm not sure if I like this one more or less; is that the dates and quality time and such take place *before* the story. That during the story, he's so different and distant and serious that there's genuinely no way that him and MC could work anymore. It's a tragedy.

He's so different now, has such a different personality and such different priorities that MC cannot even picture him ever going back to the kind and caring person she once knew so well.

That the reason she seems so distressed during the teaser is because she genuinely doesn't know this person anymore. He's different and she knows it, and he's such an uncanny replica of her old friend that being near him just feels uncomfortable.

Or, y'know, it was just a nightmare he had. Who knows.

Tdbk EP 9 spoil er es

Jiro is going to get us killed are you KIDDING ME

LMAO I GENUINELY DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT. THATS SUCH AN IN CHARACTER THING FOR HIM TO BE WORRIED ABOUT

Well that was a whole big thing- wait how fucking big is that bow???? No wonder he struggled to shoot the right place when just loading it is probably more suited to Odysseus.

"you've got to stop him!" HOW??? HES HOLDING A CHAINSAW AND FIGHTING A MASSIVE SPIDER DEMON. SHES LIKE 5'5 AND HUMAN.

... Okay well that happened-

WHAT THE FUCK. Also what was Jiro's "only other option"???

Awww. Also what the hell is Romeo screaming about, he's the one who shot it. I mean everyone's glad he did but still-

Well, that was fun. Can't wait for the next one in about a week or two. Or more. Or less. Who knows at this point really-

TOKYO DEBUNKER EP. 10 SPOILSSS

First of all, I like the detail that after obs and MC join the roster, the numbers of maids and butlers is even again. It goes from 5-3 to 6-6.

Once again, the only reasonable and normal person in Obscuary.

Lmao I love the group dynamics. This game has the funniest dialogue I swear.

"which one of these is a shirt-"

"ah, Egyptian cotton. Hm? Oh I have no clue how to put it on, I swear-"

"I'm not helping you get dressed, dude, if your arm falls off in here it's gonna coat everything in blood. And normal reasons."

Hey, so yk how I said this game treats MC like a precious stone? A long time ago? Well I was so totally right by the way. Just thought you should know.

Okay yeah that's not creepy. "Seems easy to me, what's the problem?" The problem is that they're probably only hiring because their staff is full of sacrifices, Lyca. That's why the pay is so high. Because they literally don't have to pay you after you get eaten by ghosts or some shit.

"Worried about the others? Hm, I wonder which one has your heart..."

"uh, what do you mean..?"

*cue chainsaw noises, plates breaking, cat hisses, general cartoonish commotion from Rui and Lyca's side*

Tune in next week, for the next episode of "Kidnapping Victim and her Supernatural Harem (try to) do Menial Chores for a Sting Operation"

323 Mice.

Give me my shiny.

Give me my fucking rat. I will name it Moose like chocolate Mousse like Chocolate Mouse and it WILL be mine it has been MANY HOURS and I CANT- NO I SHANT GIVE UP MY DREAM OF HAVING THIS STUPID FUCKING MOUSE

Another Picnic. The seventh (?) hoard. Slimecicle in the background and a Lilligant in my boxes to shiny hunt after.

This will work. Eugenics is ethical and successful when it's Pokemon.

46 disappointing mice have been hatched. Now 46 disappointing mice shall die.

I require a more interesting mouse.

(also my left stick refuses to fucking click so this is taking twice as long cuz I can't RUN.)

I shall count my mice via Tumblr.

46/like 600 smth. Please give me my mouse Pokemon

Welcome to Tokyo Debunker, the most inclusive game out there! (/J)

We have...

• Disabled single father

• Metrosexual

• Anemic

• Poor and in-debt

• (greedy) Bitch

• (passive aggresive) Bitch

• BITCH

• Dead

• Chronically ill

• Rich (ew)

• Bitch (more literally)

• Malewife (we got a few of these)

• Victim of child labor laws (it doesn't count if they don't pay u)

• Sheep (?)

• Gay couple just barely keeping their relationship afloat

• Gay couple just barely keeping their relationship afloat

• Gay couple just barely keeping their relationship afloat

• Gay couple just- you get the point

• Psychic

• Psycho

• A lot of psychos imma be real with you

• Murderer (probably more than one actually)

• MurderED (two of these)

• Lawyer (sorry, 'paralegal')

• Anxiety

• Anxiety pt. 2

• Anxiety ridden girl having to play handler for 20-ish flirty college boys

• Seemingly crippling school system so bad that half of the SPED students are renegades

• Cats

• British

Which one is ur favorite?

Hold on

:.|:; yeah it works

How do I do that other one though- ,',|','_ how do I float the commas what ’ FOUND IT ,’,|’,’_ oh and the spaces are to center itttt ,’ ,|’,’_ man this is too much loss for one day

The word loss was banned. I don't remember the consequences for saying/typing/using it, but it was really bad and you weren't allowed to say it. IRL and online. International.

"I am at a :.|:; for words" was a massive meme after the ban got lifted. (It existed for about two days dream time.)

Tokyo Debunker EP. 8

THEY LOOK DAPPER AS HELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

Very reasonable reaction. Very fair to be scared at the idea of staying overnight with 2 mafioso fuckers and a lawyer- sorry, "paralegal". One of them has actively shot at people and eaten raw bird off the ground, one of them kidnaps people into his basement and has probably made at least one snuff film, and the other is a lawyer. A lawyer WILLING TO COVER FOR THEIR CRIMES.

I don't like you.

"are you okay?" NO IM NOT OKAY!!! IM A SEX-REPULSED ACE WHOS FAVE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A CHARACTER WHOS PORTRAYED ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY IN NSFW FAN CONTENT.

WHY WOULD I BE OKAY. I AM RIPPING MY HAIR OUT AS WE SPEAK. SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP JUST LET ME FIND SOME FANFIC THAT ISNT NSFW I AM BEGGING