Rick And Morty - Blog Posts
Rick.. p-please.. don't..
(They shakily place a hand on Evil Z's cheek, laying their forehead on his.)
You.. are c-close enough to my Z. I don't care w-what you do to me.
I'll love you either way.
@anotherc137rick @rickz6725
*turns around, slow clapping*
well, well, well..
You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.
NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!
*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*
(They slowly let go of their Z's hand, now in front of Evil Z within a few seconds of crawling. Without a word, they pull him into a hug.)
You're a Z. Thats.. c-close enoughh to m-my Z..
@anotherc137rick @rickz6725
*turns around, slow clapping*
well, well, well..
You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.
NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!
*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*
I care about you too..
You're still a Z.
(They sit up on their arm to look at him, a slight, genuine, smile on their bloodied face.)
M-My Z..
@anotherc137rick @rickz6725
*turns around, slow clapping*
well, well, well..
You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.
NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!
*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*
(They cough up blood, finding the strength to crawl over next to Z, grabbing his other hand, which both of their hands were drenched in blood.)
Nein.. Ich liebe dich, Z..
(They guide his hand to their face, not giving two shits about the blood now smeared across their cheek.)
@anotherc137rick @rickz6725
*turns around, slow clapping*
well, well, well..
You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.
NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!
*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*
fuck.. don't...
(They try to crawl a bit, but eventually gives out, laying on the floor bleeding out still.)
@anotherc137rick @rickz6725
*turns around, slow clapping*
well, well, well..
You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.
NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!
*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*
Oh wow.. You have some really impressive art skills.. I really love it! Thank you so much! I really really love it.. I haven't been drawn by someone in a long time!
oh wow.. gorgeous? thank you Liebe..
((HOLY FUCKING SHITT I LOVE THIS SOSOSOS MUCH OMG THANK YOU
OMG I LOVE IT SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO REPOST BUT OH MY GOD THAN YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH))
((again sorry it took me so long to reblog))
Valentine!
@tacticalsmth I just want to say, respectfully, I think Val is very pretty no wait actually just gorgeous
W-What..
What does it mean Z…?
How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?
“W-What the..”
((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))
I.. have no idea..
How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?
“W-What the..”
((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))
How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?
“W-What the..”
((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))
Scheiße
Oh god.. I-
no... im sosorry... nnononono..
f-fuck..
I’m back! and not possessed this time..
Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..
I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..
I hurt you.
i fucking hurt you..
Oh god.. what did I say to you? Did I even say anything to you?
fuckfuckfuckfuck...
f-fuck..
I’m back! and not possessed this time..
Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..
I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..
I..
Hurt you?
oh god. no no no..
that's where you got it from...
I hurt you.
nononononononononono.
f-fuck..
I’m back! and not possessed this time..
Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..
I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..
Hurt?
What happened...?
f-fuck..
I’m back! and not possessed this time..
Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..
I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..
f-fuck..
I’m back! and not possessed this time..
Uh, now I have a mark on my back from where the.. thing.. used to be, but I’m not possessed! yayy..
I feel a lot better, but I don’t remember w-what happened.. so..
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
No you don’t.
The only reason you love me is because I saved you. If I didn’t save you, you would never love me.
(They kick him back onto the floor, kicking him in his face to do so.)
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
(All they do in response is stand over him, tears still streaming down their face with their breath heaving, and twitching a lot.)
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
oh really?
(They push Z to the floor without any hesitation.)
You don’t love me Z.
Admit it.
Just do it.
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
haha..
Hahaha…
HAHAHHAHAH!
NOBODY LOVES ME Z. NOT EVEN YOU. JUST LEAVE ALREADY! I KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
Get. Off. Me.
I’M A FUCKING MONSTER.
WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER LOVE SUCH A FUCKING DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, PERSON LIKE ME?
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
he fucking took it from me.
all i am is a monster.
don’t look at me..
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
Rick.
He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…
but..
I argued with him about it.
I told him no.
He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.
But, I wanna be normal.
I care what people think.
He took it from me.
Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..
Myself.
((Boom, big reveal!
Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))
Oh I don’t mind at all, I have a Rick of my own you know, I’m used to this.
(They carefully take off his glasses and clean them gently.)
I don’t really think it’s a ‘mess..’ It was honestly really fun, and entertaining! Besides, what dimension isn’t some sort of mess? Am I right?
Hello!
My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-
A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!
Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here
You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can
That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val
Here, I got you a towel!
(They hand him the towel.)
Oh, do you want me to clean off your glasses? I have some cleaner!
Jeez.. your Jerry better watch out.
Hello!
My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-
A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!
Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here
You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can
That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val
A-Are you okay Rick? You want me to go find a towel?
(They laugh, looking at the now drenched, Rick.)
Sorry for laughing..
((AWWWWW THANK YOUUUUU
I’M GLAD I MADE THAT ASSUMPTION))
Hello!
My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-
A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!
Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here
You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can
That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val
Yeah, I don’t think you’re an asshole at all.
Anyway, let me know if you need anything. You have an ally here. I’ll help you if you ever need it, just ask!
(They seemed to smile at him, nodding their head a bit.)
Love your hair by the way, looks awesome!
-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-
So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?
ooc: I shall read your bio ✨
A Jerry? Fuck no..
My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!
Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!
I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.
((ooc: LOL I got you!))
Really? I would love that! Thank you!
(They seemed to blush a bit, even though it’s hard to see with the mask.)
A-ah.. T-Thank you..
(They let out a warm chuckle, seeming to be smiling at B themselves.)
Lands on their shoulder.
Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!
@honeyrivesanchez
Aww, hallo there!
It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..
Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!
Right, you are a Rick, sorry.. I didn’t mean too come off rude…
But yes, I’ll always be able to help if you need it!
youracuterickwow
Lands on their shoulder.
Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!
@honeyrivesanchez
Aww, hallo there!
It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..
Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!
🕯️ @msc137
(i know we've never talked, so if you dont have anything to say, feel free to delete this ask)
Another variant of a 137 Morty, at least I think that’s how I can explain it..
He seems really nice, just like my Morty! A bit older than my Morty though, only about 3-4 years difference. I’m glad he’s in a good relationship too, that’s really sweet.. It’s good he can be happy, so many Morty’s deserve it.
If I remember he’s been through some drama recently, I hope he’s doing okay… I hate seeing good people have to get involved in shit like that..
Oh Scheiße!
Ah.. Anyone have some water to put this out?
((OMGGG I LOVE IT THANK YOUU SOOSOSOOSO MUCHHH
I TOOK A GUESS AND ASSUMED DOT EYES RICK’S MORTY HAS DOT EYES TOO SO I GAVE HIM DOT EYES!!))
Hello!
My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-
A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!
Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here
You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can
That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val