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Lands on their shoulder.

Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!

@honeyrivesanchez

Aww, hallo there!

It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..

Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!

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-@rubberricky

Ah Rubber Ricky!

He’s really interesting, in a good way though.. His whole universe is interesting actually! He look really cool, I think he would be fun to draw!

I love how he’s a cartoon too, I find that really awesome! Oh, I forgot, his shadow.. It.. Has a mind of its own… Eh, oh well. I wonder if I should give him some animal bones to look at…

T-Thank you! I’ll see if I can come over, I wouldn’t mind!

I Just have to make sure I can, since my Rick does get extremely nervous when I do meet any other Rick’s, plus I think at some point that Priest Rick is gonna take me over to his lab at some point because of this.. thing.. on my back.

But, I’d love to come over!

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

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(Ask 🕯️ for Val’s inner thoughts about your character)

Ah, a Jessica!

I know Morty really likes her, she seems like a nice girl! I wonder how she does at school though.. Eh, she looks pretty smart too!

Love her hair, a beautiful color of orange!

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-@rickz6725

(send 🕯️ to hear Val’s inner thoughts about your character)

Oh Z.. God my amazing Z..

It seems like just a day ago I met him in the Citadel.. He’s everything to me.. Mhm..

I love him so much… god.. so so so much.. I don’t even know if I can show it right.. Am I loving him right? Does he really love me? does he..?

I hope he’s doing okay. He seems a bit off. Maybe I’m just to anxious.. I do need to make sure he’s not doing anymore drugs.. I want to make sure he’s okay.. but I don’t want to come off as too worried..

He’s my other Rick.. My Rick.. I wanna kiss him. I love his hair.. his scars.. everything.. god I just can’t even explain it..

He’s different from other people I’ve dated.. that’s good.. I love him for that. He’s so sweet.. And he’s so hot.

…

I love Z.

Ja, it’s nice to meet you too!

I don’t know if this would help, but there is this weird.. demon version of me? I’ve had some problems with them before, almost got killed my them actually..

I actually got stabbed in the back by something I while I was fighting them.. now I have this weird mark on my back that hasn’t gone away.

Anyway, I’m glad I’m interesting to you! I hope that’s a good thing that I’m different.. I’m not too sure.. I guess I’m not really important in any other dimension or universe. I’m still trying to learn about all of that stuff foster I wouldn’t exactly know..

Yeah, I guess I am a fan, aren’t I? Ha, I’ve never thought about it like that.. wow, your eyes are really pretty..

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

I don’t wanna be here.

I wanna be back home with you and Rick.. A-And my family.. Morty, Summer, Beth, and hell even Jerry.. I just wanna go home.

I just wanna be able to lay with you and Rick again.. And see my dogs..

i love you and rick so much. i don’t wanna be here..

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

yeahhh I remember…

I could never forget something like thattt..

hehehehe… I don’t wanna sleep though.. I c-can’t sleep alone in a hospital.. hospitals scare me..

@anotherc137rick c-could you or Z come over to the hospital..?

I don’t like it here.

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

Huh..?

Oh babbyy…

I mean… yourr a-a 12/10 if you know what I-I meannn…

by the wayyy.. The doctors are putting me on some med- medicine.. I’m sleeppyy..

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

Do.. Do I need to come back home..?

Oh Gott, warum bin ich gegangen? Das ist alles meine Schuld.

aiii took somqm aliebwb frugs fron rewkkk... everttyjyjynds slspninng

I'm not gonna leave you alone until you guys have a fucking orgey

uh…

leave me alone..

You, Rick, and Z should all have an orgey :]

I- what.

I mean.. I-

uh… Well.. I think I know who this anon is.. I have a guess..

But uh.. Well.. I’m gonna pretend you didn’t even say that.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

No no.. Hey.. We can talk to him about this.

I-It’ll be okay..

… i hope he doesn’t leave me again…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

We DID WHAT?!

what the fuck… holy shitttt.. oh my god..

We.. Oh mein Gott…

How.. what..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

What brings you joy in life? (Either for creator or Val!!)

Well, collecting things, being around friends, listening to music... And being around the Smith family, and of course being around Rick and Z!

and being around the Smiths make me feel like I have a family again. Rick and Z just make me happy.

Also maybe playing a little bit of guitar, or doing some of my favorite hobbies!

Also fighting. lots of fighting.

Thanks for asking Anon!!

Of course Z, it's not a problem! Also, don't worry about getting mad, I-I understand.. I worked on it the whole time I had it! I was up for nights straight..

I have the moon bracelet that matches it.. I'm glad you like it...

Hey uhm, Val, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you..

I can tell you worked really hard on my prosthetic and I'm really thankful for that. It also seems to finally be working okay.

(Thanks for the sun bracelet too. It's pretty cute..)

@tacticalsmth

I-It's on my bed...

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

You should have thought about calling me names then...

i don't even care if you are sorry or not just apologize so i can give you your arm back...

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

So, update with @rickz6725's arm.. He still hasn't apologized to me, and I have his arm hidden in my room, and he's not aloud in my room anymore.

when i get mad people don't take me seriously, but i hope someone will now.

Arsehole…

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

I actually feel bad for taking Z’s arm… I just don’t want him to call me ‘shortie’ again, it makes me feel weak…

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

I’M HIDING YOUR GODDAMN ARM.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

Since when do you call me shortie…? I’m n-not that short.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

I’m good at mechanics… and engineering..

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

One of my VIP’s right here! @lost-gamer is one of my favorite mutuals, and they are really kind to me too!

I’m glad I’m making so many friends here! Rick said I needed more friends anyway..