Fuck.. Don't...

Huh..

I didn't think about that.. I guess you do have dad's!

And thank you Evz.. I appreciate it.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

W-What? A-Amputate? Oh god…

(They sit down on the work bench, trying to calm themselves at the thought of amputation.)

Fuck.. O-Okay..

ohgodidontwannadiefuckfuckfuck

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

A-Ah.. Fuck.. Okay.. oh god this isn’t good..

I got you.. You have a portal gun right? I assume the Church is in your dimension..

Is it that bad..?

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

Ja.. We’ll do this together.

holy shit.. are we… oh my god… are we together now..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

I’m good at mechanics… and engineering..

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

I'm glad your b-back..

(They lay their head on Z's shoulder and pull him into a kiss.)

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

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what.

Who- What are you talking about?

Right, you are a Rick, sorry.. I didn’t mean too come off rude…

But yes, I’ll always be able to help if you need it!

youracuterickwow

Lands on their shoulder.

Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!

@honeyrivesanchez

Aww, hallo there!

It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..

Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!

O-Oh yeah! I got some portal fluid! I actually know how to make it!

And yes, I do take Flurbos!

I’ll be there as soon as I can when you get me those coordinates!

Oh wow, I’ve never seen a female Rick before! You’re really cool! Anyway, it’s nice to meet you, I’m Val!

(Also let me know if you need any type of weapons, I’ll supply you with anything.)

@tacticalsmth

Ayyy, Val bu-ugh-ddy, a-always great to make another arms connect. Y-you got the good stuff? L-like some anti-matter mines, maybe? I-I could use an upgraded plasma rifle t-too.

((Artist/Writer here again! I think I'm going to work on a more NSFW fic for Val, or, I'm going to do some headcanons/NSFW ABC's for Val specifically! So, basically, expect another story/headcanons for Val here soon!!)