Rick.. P-please.. Don't..

”H-hello there?”

@cottoncandysanchez

Ah! Hallo!

You're new here I assume?

hobbies?

I have lots of hobbies!

One of my biggest things I like to do is collect things! I collect glass, rocks, vintage things, almost anything! I also really like to draw, which I don’t have much time for anymore because of my job..

I also like to collect weapons, like cool guns, and especially knives! I have this really cool shiny blue knife that I found while in space with Rick and Morty, it’s actually up on my wall right now.

I also love burning incense, I like finding cool scents and trying them out. I could go on, but I’ll save all of you from my ranting!

We have to talk about this with him.

I don’t think he’d mind if I dated you too..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Yeah, I'll be alright.. Don't worry about me, you go have fun!

HOLYSHITIMAMOMAGAINYESSSHECALLEDMEMUM

Hey Angel Morty!

What you up to?

Also.. I hope the advice I gave you works out. I know it can be hard admitting feelings for someone..

"I-Im getting ready t-to go stargazing with a morty."

"NOT A D-DATE."

-flustered

"Whatcha up to."

Right, you are a Rick, sorry.. I didn’t mean too come off rude…

But yes, I’ll always be able to help if you need it!

youracuterickwow

Lands on their shoulder.

Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!

@honeyrivesanchez

Aww, hallo there!

It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..

Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!

All I want is for a Rick to love me

Fine.

How do I do the ritual? I'm not doing anything with my blood..

But.. Since I work in the military, I can kill 300 people for you easily. Maybe even more.

Wheres the angel

at @tacticalsmth house :~>

Well my name is Valentine, but you can call me Val!

It's nice to meet you!

”H-hello there?”

@cottoncandysanchez

Ah! Hallo!

You're new here I assume?

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pleaseeee... one morere....

imm gonna eat rockks.