How Would Val React If I Yelled GYATTTTT At Them In The Middle Of A Grocery Store?

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

It’s nice to meet you Nihilistic.

Also, don’t worry, I’ve seen so much worse. Great landing by the way.

(they shake his hand back.)

Hopefully you haven’t been called anything too horrible. You seem like a great Rick!

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

Yeah, I got you.

I'll make sure that nobody finds you.

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

Well, is this a more casual date or more fancy?

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

UHH..

MAYBE YOU COULD GO TO THE BEACH TOGETHER!

"ITS A D-DATE HE COUNTS IT LIKE A DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMSIES I GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND!"

OH WOW THATS GREAT!!

I'M GLAD YOU ARE SO HAPPY, AND GOT TO GO ON A DATE!!

Hi Z! 🩵

Here's an interaction I had with Rick the other day after I got back from being on a mission for 2 WEEKS.

Me: Hey Rick I'm back

Rick: Hey baby. I almost died on an adventure with Morty while you were gone.

Me: Wha-

Rick: Also I destroyed an entire government in a different universe too.

...

I was gone 2 WEEKS. 2 WEEKS. And this is what you say to me first? Plus he was also completely drunk on my couch, and he made a fucking mess of my living room.

(They cough up blood, finding the strength to crawl over next to Z, grabbing his other hand, which both of their hands were drenched in blood.)

Nein.. Ich liebe dich, Z..

(They guide his hand to their face, not giving two shits about the blood now smeared across their cheek.)

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

Get. Off. Me.

I’M A FUCKING MONSTER.

WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER LOVE SUCH A FUCKING DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, PERSON LIKE ME?

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

”H-hello there?”

@cottoncandysanchez

Ah! Hallo!

You're new here I assume?