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What does a mathematician witch say when she's in love?
I'm an hexagoner for you ♥️
If you think puns are harmless remember that puns got Mercutio killed and as a result 5 other people
For a moment, I forgot what a gaylord was and was in a world of wild confusion and homosexual human trafficking
Breaking News: World-Class Soft Pretzel Maker Invents New Solution To Dip Pretzels In Before Baking
The baker is quoted as saying the usual baking-soda-and-water method was "too basic for [their] taste"
if there was a Nickelodeon sitcom about a teenager who made a web show about making pastries, it could be called...
eClaire
I heard some schools in the eastern US are closing today.
I guess the kids' education has been...
eclipsed by other concerns! 🥁
When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"
It's like Scribble Jam in my stomach, MC Nuggets and MC Flurry are going at it
What if some parents always wanted to be esports champions so they played League of Legends with their kid and the kid played as the woman with the fists and the parents made the kid do all the work for the team?
That would be called living "Vi, carry us"-ly.
🥁
Minute™ rice takes more than 60 seconds to cook. False advertising!
Unless...
It's not pronounced "MIN-it" rice, it's "my-NOOT" rice!
Y'know, because grains of rice are really small.