What's An Undertaker's Favorite Element On The Periodic Table?

my friend is reading me a story ^.^ thank you so much @xiaokuer-schmetterling!!

julia's house for lost creatures

julia and patched up kitty

fanmade patched up kitty that was too cute to ignore

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@ferntasie guess what fic i'm recording next !!!

Wei Wuxian’s Home for Lost Creatures (22341 words) by Stratisphyre

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(He/him) 🏳️‍⚧️

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOWY

CARL MARX

VS

CARL WEEZER

BEGIN

yo i am marx. from kriby, i think captialism is dirby, you areround like a ball which is why you will fall. my beard is large and you sound like simpson marge

yo i am carl from jimmy show [gets hit by orbital bombardment]

What if some parents always wanted to be esports champions so they played League of Legends with their kid and the kid played as the woman with the fists and the parents made the kid do all the work for the team?

That would be called living "Vi, carry us"-ly.

🥁

when i first started watching Tis Time For Torture, Princess i was like "hahaha i get it instead of inflicting pain they're torturing her with delayed gratification" and then i was like "damn i need a meal in front of me when i watch this cause its starting to affect me." and now every damn time i watch it i mourn something that was never mine, my heart aching as i myself feel like the true prisoner as I watch little by little as the princess rebuilds her empathy and childlike wonder, surrounding herself with friends that care about and care for her, making happy memories. WHY DONT I GET TAKEN TO A HOTSPRING BY A GIANT LADY THAT LETS ME CALL HER MOMMY?! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!!! WHY COULDN'T THAT BE ME????!!!

how do i clean my room if i dont own a maid dress?

its over. you're fucked

LITTLEST PET SHOPS AND POKEMONS CAN FALL ON LOVE????

I've said it before but wangxian doing cheating role-play but they can never actually pull it off

*meeting at a public bar*

Wei Ying: hey stranger ;)

Lan Zhan: ...hello. Can I buy you a drink?

Wei Ying: you better not, my husband is Hanguang-Jun, he's insanely possessive and strong~

Lan Zhan getting red ears: how strong?

Wei Ying: your line was supposed to be "he doesn't have to know!" Lan Zhan are you fishing for praise? Let's try again

Lan Zhan: ..... I am married as well

Wei Ying: he can't satisfy you, that's why you came here huh?

Lan Zhan: no he's amazing. He's very sexy

Wei Ying twirling his hair: hehe is that right? Your husband turns you on that much?

Lan Zhan standing up: yes. I want to go home and have sex with my husband right now

Wei Ying getting out of his seat: yeah me too