When the Spectrum™ people at the grocery store try to stop me and sell me subpar internet service, I've made a habit of replying "I'm already on the spectrum!"
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
Hii maybe your interested in commissions. Thank you
Hi! The last one came from a trade of favors with a real-life friend; I won't be purchasing new commissions from people regularly. You have lovely art though!
😒✋ "daylight savings means you lose an hour of sleep"
😎👉 "daylight savings means you get to go to bed an hour early"
you know how if a human kisses a frog it will turn into a human? it's the opposite for mice. mouse saliva has transformative properties that will gradually turn you into more of a mouse with each kiss. but if you kiss too much, it's permanent, you're a mouse forever.
anyway that's the legal disclaimer out of the way. how many kisses you want?
its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out
my friend is reading me a story ^.^ thank you so much @xiaokuer-schmetterling!!
julia and patched up kitty
fanmade patched up kitty that was too cute to ignore
@ferntasie guess what fic i'm recording next !!!
Wei Wuxian’s Home for Lost Creatures (22341 words) by Stratisphyre