we had a possum in our backyard once and we were going to name it so my sister said "Possy" no we didn't name him that his name was bob. She also tried to name one of the feral cats that roams the alley (An orange tabby) "Orangey" I named him cheez-it. We also had another feral who was a tortoise shell cat (A tortie for short) and she named her "Afri" because, and this is a direct quote, 'Her spots reminded me of Africa.' The name stuck. Anyways we almost named a possum Pussy.
Theo: *sitting on the windowsill, looking outside*
People: *walking past*
People: *gasp, high-pitched voice* Hi kitty! Hi kitty!
People: *keep going*
Theo: they show no desire to harm me,,, perhaps I should not be terrified when people come into my territory,,, perhaps I shall no longer run,,, perhaps—
Me: *cracks knuckle absentmindedly*
Theo:
Heres my orange cat
Silly kitty
Have this nuggie thief in exchange