Theo: *sitting on the windowsill, looking outside*
People: *walking past*
People: *gasp, high-pitched voice* Hi kitty! Hi kitty!
People: *keep going*
Theo: they show no desire to harm me,,, perhaps I should not be terrified when people come into my territory,,, perhaps I shall no longer run,,, perhaps—
Me: *cracks knuckle absentmindedly*
Theo: