Merry Crisis - Blog Posts
A late merry christmas from the edgy boi. I might digitalized this one day, if I feel like it. I tried, but there was a crash, and the whole drawing had to be scrapped. Whoops
Who's gonna wear this dress?
Put someone in this dress
After After Math
Helena: Wife of mine...He breaks into houses
Y/N: No! He slides down the chimney bearing gifts
Helena: That's still breaking and entering!
Y/N: But he doesn't steal anything.
Helena: He still broke in and entered the house.
Helena: And why does he bring gifts? He broke in and the mysterious packages could be dangerous.
Y/N: Helena...
Helena: No! I'm concerned for the world! Why has he not been caught yet?
Helena: And he has slaves!
Y/N trying so hard not to laugh: The elves aren't slaves, babe.
Helena: So he pays them?
Y/N: ...
Helena *taking her swords down from the wall*: I am going to free the slaves.
Y/N: No no no... Oh my God what have I done?
(One of my friends and I collabed on this)
After That Aftermath
Nova: It is breaking and entering if you really think about it.
Juliette: A chonky dude with a white beard breaks into your house.
Andi: Like-
Juliette: Let me say it.
Andi: Go ahead...make me proud.
Juliette: Similar to Lebron James breaking you front door down saying "Want a sprite cranberry."
Andi: :loud wheezing:
Juliette: Or like the kool-aid man screaming "OH YEAHHHHHHH"
The AfterMath
After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.
Onyx: SANTA!
Helena: Breaking and entering
Emeril: Food raids
Amara: Facial hair = villian
Onyx: ...
Onyx: Godammit
Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...
Locker Room Talk, Christmas! Day 10
Amara and Helena walk in laughing and talking.
Helena: No! No! It was fun, truly.
Amara: Are you sure?
Helena: Yes! You are very good with your sword.
Amara: Thank you, Helena.
Helena: Anyti-
Onyx and Emeril walk around them carrying a banner, going on their tippy-toes to get the banner over them. They end up hitting Amara and Helena in the face.
Amara: Hold on! Hold on! What are you doing?
Onyx: Decor! Fifteen days until Christmas.
Helena: Pardon me for asking but
Amara: Onyx...what exactly is Christmas?
Emeril: I don't either...But she said help and decorate in the same sentence so~
Onyx: Awww...Meril- You could have told me.
Emeril: I'm sorry.
Amara and Helena look at each other, before getting the banner and putting it up where Onyx wanted.
Onyx: Thanks, loves! I'll explain what it is. Sit, my children.
Amara, Helena, and Emeril sit down as she explains Christmas with flare, making them laugh.
Helena: Mmm...Okay, I think I understand.
Onyx: What have you learned?
Helena: Light the fireplace on Christmas Eve.
Onyx: No!
Emeril: Lock the refrigerator!
Onyx: No...Emeril...
Amara: Don't let strange men with thick moustaches and beards into your home. Specifically of the snowy white colour.
Onyx: This is hopeless.