Hazbin Hotel Memes - Blog Posts
Me, realizing that angel and husk would not kiss in the first season 😭😭😭
When Pinterest names Vox a Samsung tv 💀💀
Like, bro, wtf did he do??
Let’s take a moment to admire this.
Angel: Oh, I'll reveal my secrets~
Husk: *teaching Angel how to cheat at poker* So this trick's called "bottom dealing"-
Angel: Well, you know all about dealin' with bottoms, don't ya, Whiskers? 😜
Husk: ...
Husk: I'm startin' to understand why a magician never reveals his secrets.
I don't like alastor anymore
Alastor: This water is VEGAN?! *spits it out (onto Vaggie)*
Alastor: Husker, my good fellow! Bring me some meat water!
Husk, at the bar: *Pours a glass of hot dog water and throws in a slice of deli ham as garnish*
Alastor, sips it: Ahhh, refreshing.
WAIT HOLD ON THE GLASS IS BROKEN BELOW HIM SO HUSK WOULD HAVE TO PATCH HIM UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Angel, to Charlie: If I run and leap at Husk, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Angel: *starts running towards a Husk holding some whiskey* Coming in!
Husk: WAIT NO IM HOLDING BOOZE
Husk, drops the bottle to catch his dumb spider:
Husk: Fuck, now you owe me a new one.
Angel: But ya caught me :)
Husk: And I can drop you.
These are top-tier 👌
low effort hazbin meme dump because i feel so Not Normal about finally getting them on screen for real.
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Video where it was taken from: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2pJU2QrlN7/?igsh=NXh1NXlnZjZpNDkx
who's to say i don't want him in my room ;)
don't do it
I loved the slangs!🤣
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Charlie: *frustrated sigh*
GenZ! Reader : Hey *puts hand on shoulder* Don’t give up you’ve still got a couple of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
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Angel: They *points to GenZ! Reader* are not a fragile flower.
Husk : Yea, They are more of a fragile bomb.
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Vaggie: I’m disappointed but…not surprised.
GenZ! Reader : At this point you shouldn’t be.
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GenZ! Reader: You call me insane? I prefer mentally hilarious.
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GenZ! Reader : *jumps over problems* Parkour!
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GenZ! Reader : Alastor, here is a dictionary of some slang of my time:
Hop off - Mind your own business
I can’t even - Overwhelmed
No sweat - Easy or not a problem
Dope - Very cool
GenZ! Reader : Those are just some.
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I caved in. He has a chokehold on me so I decided to contribute :D
Hot and flirty character named Angel
꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱
I see no difference
the fact that alastor gives fox vibes is also just-
also "be your own predator" xD, a deer and a fox, oh no, I'm out
New video on my YouTube
i was so ready to hate adam but plot twist i actually love adam so much he’s my favourite little guy 🥰
b e a u t i f u l
Inspired by the wiki fact: "Alastor dislikes being touched and will go out of his way to avoid it. Conversely, Alastor does not respect the personal space of others at all".
Very normal cat behaviour.
Number 4 is the real reason Alastor left for seven years
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Replaced the background of my favourite Alastor frame with an aroace flag and it looks hilarious I’m making it my pfp and calling it “aroace panik”
Original:
More progress on my cursed cat Alastor animation thingy
I'm procrastinating on the rest bc it's got people and they've got to be proportionate and they have so many parts ugh
Kicking my legs like Alastor in ep 6 with glee
Beauty and the Demon
Once upon a time, in a faraway land, a young prince lived in a shining castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was spoiled, selfish, and unkind.
He was also a serial killer.
One winter’s night, an old beggar woman came to the castle and requested for shelter from the bitter cold. The prince thought she’d be an easy target, and invited her inside. But she saw through his fair facade, and the old woman’s ugliness melted away to reveal a beautiful enchantress. She knew that there was no love in his heart, and as punishment, she transformed him into a terrifying demon, and placed a powerful spell on the castle, and all who lived there. The prince didn’t particularly care about his servants, and replied:
But if the prince could learn to love another, and earn that person’s love in return, then the spell would be broken. The prince was aromatic and also a prick, so he didn’t need to worry about either of those things, and continued to slaughter his subjects indiscriminately. As the years passed, his servants fell into despair, and lost all hope.
Until one day…
And so, the girl was sent away, and the prince never learned to love.
The End
All those moving fanarts of Alastor discovering asexuality are very sweet and cool, but let’s not kid ourselves you guys, let’s not kid ourselves.
A little bonus:
He tried his best but there’s so many—
Bonus:
imagine the cursed cat alastor sitting on sir pentious’ egg bois like a brood hen.
Everyone in Hazbin Hotel sounding like a duck except the man obsessed with them lmao
Feat. bonus geese Angel and Lute + bonus turkey Angel
Lucifer seething with jealousy rn
Sinner! Adam is the first person to not mistake Alastor for a deer, change my mind
Adam: the fuck are you losers doing?
Angel: me ’n Charlie wanna know if playing deer alarm calls will make Bambi freak out
Adam: you’re wasting your time
Charlie: it’s worth a shot, and this could help us get to know Alastor better!
Adam: like, do whatever, I don’t give a shit, but at least do something relevant to elk or shit won’t happen
Charlie: that’s what we’re doing?
Adam: he’s an elk, bitch, not a deer, so deer calls won’t work
Angel, scoffing: yeah, ’cuz you’d know more about Alastor in six days than us in six months
Adam: uh, I fuckin’ would know! I named the animals, course I know the differences between ’em. That red edgelord is an elk!
Alastor, appearing behind Adam: *sips Zestial-style out of his ‘oh deer’ mug like the pun negates Adam’s point*
Adam, visibly unimpressed: *plays an elk bugle*
Alastor, becoming rapidly less congruent with reality as he grows building sized: *destroys a wall and loses his entire shit in a show of power that would scare Lucifer*
Adam, who fears not even God himself: ha! I was fucking right! Dick-fucking-master! Hey, why are you two running away? Sore losers!