Hazbin Hotel Memes - Blog Posts

2/2 [Part One]

Husk should know better than to argue with an idiot.

bonus

Adam, the very first idiot

C'mon, Vaggs

Velvette 🤜 snapping neck 180° 🤛 Alastor

Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy

Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)

okay alastor's response of learning about the term "asexual" by responding with "a sexual? I'd say I'm the furthest thing from it" IS very funny but have we considered that he HAS heard the word before but not in the modern way. he's only heard of it used in the context of asexual reproduction. or asexual plants. he does not believe either applies to him.

He’s so silly I love him

Another part of a comic that is not a comic anymore it will be a silent movie bc I cannot voice act for shit

Again this is an apple keynote ppt that I turned into a gif. help

Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)

love that Vaggie had ZERO fucking idea how much of Adam and Lute's brain space she was apparently taking up

legit she has NO thought of herself being important enough for them to have noticed. meanwhile, Adam, Lute, and the other Exorcists were just like

Vaggie: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure my old coworkers won't recognize me."

Adam: (instantly recognizing her) "ITS ON SIGHT BITCH ITS ON SIGHT!!!"

Lute: "SIR I AGREE BUT THERE ARE WITNESSES!!!!!!!"

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Vaggie: (answers door and comes face-to-face with them) "Charlie's not here. Leave a message after I slam the door on you."

Adam: "???? I'm here to see you???"

Vaggie: "Why."

Adam: "Why? WHY? YOU LEFT THE BAND! YOU WENT YOUR OWN WAY! YOU FUCKED OFF TO GO BE SEXY WITH MY EX'S HOT DAUGHTER!"

Vaggie: "And?"

Adam: "? AND YOU WERE ONE OF MY BEST MURDERERS?????"

Vaggie: "So?"

Adam: "?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!!?!???????!?!?!"

Lute: "You're gross and we hate you."

Vaggie: "Is there a point to this."

Adam: "Sure there is! Betray the woman you love or else."

Vaggie: "Nah."

Adam: "IM SUING"

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Adam: "Okay Exorcists! Who here remembers Vaggie!"

ALL the Exorcists: "BOO!!! HATE HER!"

Lute: "GOOD THEN GO RIP HER A NEW ONE AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER THROAT!!!"

Adam: "???? just cut off her head?? can we just cut off her head like normal people with a normal weird obsession over someone???

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Lute: "I hate you so much I'm gonna rip my own arm off and throw myself at you!"

Vaggie: "Oh for fuck's sake- I wouldn't have spared your stupid life if I'd known you didn't even have one!"

Lute: "IM GONNA TAKE YOURS"

Vaggie: "YOU fired ME like three years ago! Where the hell is this even coming from???"

Lute: (ineffectively throttling vaggie with her remaining hand) "YOU SHOULD'VE KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

Vaggie: (wheezing) "WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU IN THERAPY???"

“I told ya he becomes a kitten~”

I adore how often I see Rosie interact with cursed cat Alastor but canonically it’s Mimzy idk what to tell you /j

Also there’s more to this bc it’s technically a panel of a comic but I haven’t done the rest yet

Angel: hey, did you know Al freezes up if you flash him?

Vaggie: you flashed Alastor?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Charlie: Angel, flashing people is so inappropriate!

Husk: how are you not dead?! He’s killed and dismembered people, 'n not necessarily in that order, for less

Angel: you’d never believe me if I didn’t show you so he’s still frozen in front of the torch

Vaggie: wait, torch? Like a flashlight?

Angel: hah! you sickos~

Vaggie: *facepalms*

Husk: *faceplants into the bar*

Charlie: guys, Niffty just ran past with a torch…

Angel: shit—

“Dance to the (double) dead”

Cursed Cat Alastor held me hostage until I animated him. I’ve never animated before. I have no animation software. I used keynote-

Also just as a gif:

Vox sure is the demon of broadcasting, huh

Hazbin Hotel but it is told by Shrek clips

Alastor, spotting Angel trying to break into the V’s tower via window:

Alastor, appearing next to him via shadow: My, my, what are you doing my effeminate fellow?

Angel, pissed off at the Vees: Stealing Vox’s pet shark.

Alastor: Scandalous!

Alastor: Can I help?