He tried his best but there’s so many—
Bonus:
imagine the cursed cat alastor sitting on sir pentious’ egg bois like a brood hen.
Yesterday’s training on “Stay” at dinnertime because she’s old so she’ll usually just not move anyway. the beagle in her wants to fossick around for food so now I can test if she’s actually listening instead of being old.
She’s very hard to get the attention of when she’s fossicking! I’ll need to practice “Look at me” with distractions
2/2 [Part One]
Husk should know better than to argue with an idiot.
bonus
Velvette 🤜 snapping neck 180° 🤛 Alastor
Since Velvette is a doll I like to think she can do that whenever she wants, and the other Vee's find it horribly creepy
Translation to Val's in spanish prayer (IN THE NAME OF THE SON THE FATHER AND YOUR WHORE MOTHEEEEEEEEER!!!!)
“I told ya he becomes a kitten~”
I adore how often I see Rosie interact with cursed cat Alastor but canonically it’s Mimzy idk what to tell you /j
Also there’s more to this bc it’s technically a panel of a comic but I haven’t done the rest yet
You know the iconic line from “Dad Beat Dad” where Alastor goes “HA HA! Fuck you.”
And of course you remember what Lucifer said to Adam in the finale?
“And now, I’m going to fuck you!”
Yeah, he recognized Alastor was insulting him and tried to use the same thing on Adam but completely fumbled
This is peak writing. He’s so stupid, I love him 💖
All those moving fanarts of Alastor discovering asexuality are very sweet and cool, but let’s not kid ourselves you guys, let’s not kid ourselves.
A little bonus:
(In Frank’s pilot voice) I wish Rosie would chop my tits off with a meat cleaver
"Trans Alastor doesn't make sense" no it doesn't, but the idea of Rosie chopping his tits off with a cleaver is really really funny you guys
Brown mink rosetted charcoal bengal mask (feat. my tiniest cousin modelling it)
Tried making the nose entirely out of hot glue and it still sucks a bit. Also used alcohol markers for the first time, I love them so much they’re so much more precise than finger painting with dye lmao
Reference cats sourced from @felinefractious' page
Fucking why
he’s just a boyyyyy
Vern | they/them | 19 | Can't stop pulling hcs out of my ass | probably a lurker
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