Incorrect Hazbin Quotes - Blog Posts
Husk: Ugh, I can beat your ass if you don't shut up.
Angel: How'd you like to beat it from the inside?~
Excuse me? This is canon.
From a Discord server thing
Probably completely OOC but whatever
I loved the slangs!🤣
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Charlie: *frustrated sigh*
GenZ! Reader : Hey *puts hand on shoulder* Don’t give up you’ve still got a couple of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
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Angel: They *points to GenZ! Reader* are not a fragile flower.
Husk : Yea, They are more of a fragile bomb.
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Vaggie: I’m disappointed but…not surprised.
GenZ! Reader : At this point you shouldn’t be.
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GenZ! Reader: You call me insane? I prefer mentally hilarious.
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GenZ! Reader : *jumps over problems* Parkour!
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GenZ! Reader : Alastor, here is a dictionary of some slang of my time:
Hop off - Mind your own business
I can’t even - Overwhelmed
No sweat - Easy or not a problem
Dope - Very cool
GenZ! Reader : Those are just some.
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Angel: hey, did you know Al freezes up if you flash him?
Vaggie: you flashed Alastor?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Charlie: Angel, flashing people is so inappropriate!
Husk: how are you not dead?! He’s killed and dismembered people, 'n not necessarily in that order, for less
Angel: you’d never believe me if I didn’t show you so he’s still frozen in front of the torch
Vaggie: wait, torch? Like a flashlight?
Angel: hah! you sickos~
Vaggie: *facepalms*
Husk: *faceplants into the bar*
Charlie: guys, Niffty just ran past with a torch…
Angel: shit—