Gen Z Shit - Blog Posts
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being a kid watching the spongebob movie and having no knowledge of why david hasselhoff would make a cameo in that film, nor who he is in general, and just radically accepting the fact that spongebob and patrick were saved by some shirtless speedboat dude with no context
I think I won't like being an adult
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
Every now and then I feel the temptation to be weirded out by what years kids were born in but then I remember how annoying it was when adults said that kinda stuff to me so I stfu.
Yeah kids keep being born later and not everyone is my age, time is moving and that’s how kids work, their birthdays will keep getting further and further from mine.
Do you know what I hate? What I'm really, really angry at?
We're not allowed to express love.
And it pisses me off.
Yes! That boy in my class looks stunning in that green sweater! I gaze in awe at the way my friend looks like an urban goddess at midnight drenched in street lights, surrounded by dancing teenagers at a party in the theatre parking lot! Another one looks like dawn and summer fields fell in love with her! I adore the way my classmate dresses like a punk fairy, with dirty blonde braids reaching to her hips and grazing her red leather jacket! The boy who lends me his eraser has the most fantastic sense of humour, the way he looks down for a second before he grins!
I love herb gardens! And perfume oils! Old books and fantasy novels! Dope-ass boots paired with a nice coat and conservative scarf clashing with my pink hair! I love poems! And jasmine tea!
I love how the old Vietnamese lady runs the best soup bar in town. How excited my seat neighbour gets over fancy notebooks. I love it when a fellow teenage girl hesitantly smiles back at me across the street.
Why is she hesitant? Because there's that ever-lasting question. Is this the socially designated response? Am I supposed to react differently? Am I supposed to react at all? Wouldn't it be "cooler" to ignore me?
Is it weird when I tell a boy I hardly know that he looks epic in that sweater? Is it over the top when I tell that girl in my French class how cute her boots are every time she wears them? Is waving at people I barely know but I get a happy vibe from bad?
Is it wasteful and expensive that I love perfume and essential oils? Is me wearing my mother's expensive coat with leather boots and purple hair childish? Is my idealism and wide-eyed hope to be laughed at?
We're not allowed to express love.
I had so much of it.
Me: is gay
Me: *dies*
Me: *arrives in heaven*
Angel: welcome my child
Me: i knew i shoule have commited murder
Akko: Amanda spill the tea!
Diana: the what now?
Amanda: Well i was there like "what the fuck is up kyle? no what'd you say? What the FUCK dude, step the FUCK up, Kyle" mood
Diana: pardon?
Akko: *gasp* Bruh, deadass?
Diana: what?
Amanda: No cap, But I mean whatever she's like a thot
Diana: ???
Akko: haha Facts
Sucy: You two STFU I'm trying to read or on god i will throw hands
Amanda: pff okay boomer
Diana: *sobbing on pure confusion*
Lotte: *seeing the scene* Oof
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I don't remember where i saw this meme were Diana doesn't understand gen z shit, but is hilarious and basically a headcanon
gen z and early millennial culture is loving one direction when you were a kid but not knowing that it was actually them and then becoming obsessed as a teenager
Also… always in my heart @Harry_Styles. Yours sincerely, louis
10 years.
my dad is watching the real time with bill maher show and I just heard the stupidest thing. He says something like ‘gen z doesn’t know what 9/11 is because they’re too young. they don’t care. their 9/11 is when Kim kardashians ass broke the…’ (not word for word but the just of it). I mean wtf kinda thing is that to say? He’s saying like we haven’t lived through all the discriminating aftermaths of 9/11. how can he stand there and say (joke??) that gen z doesn’t care when, if anything, we probably are one of the ones who care most about it. We were born right after it happened we grew up with all the negative aftermath of that tragic day we care about all the shit that went down. I know he was being comedic but I think he pushed it too far. gen z is the revolutionary generation and to say that we don’t care about something as terribly sad as 9/11 and replacing it with Kim k’s ass is insulting. Rest In Peace to everyone who lost their lives in 9/11.
shared gen z and young millennial culture is going through a twilight phase, whether it was a hate phase or love phase
gen z culture is putting ‘????????’ in the middle of a sentence to display confusion or questioning behavior when typing/writing
okay so you know in Thor: The Dark World when Thor, Loki and Jane are escaping Asgard and Jane falls down bc the aether is making her weak but when Thor calls to her to see if she’s okay she’s says she’s fine but she’s actually on the verge of death and doesn’t want him to worry about another thing? That is literally gen z culture. dying? Eh I’m fine bc I don’t want to bother you with my problems
If you don’t have anyone to doubt ya , start doubting yourself to prove yourself wrong .
The image of grandmas and grandpas in comfy sneakers with pullovers going around like some drug dealers and time to time saying “sheesh”, “wassup “ and “ yeet yourself (Johanna )“ ( as the image of this generation getting older ) brings me joy ,
and makes me question our original purpose even more ...
Gen Z
We're sad and we're gay.
kids out now!!!
frustrated with gen alpha and kids?
annoyed by the stupid sephora kids that ruin samples and act like spoiled brats?
love raw underground music?
then I guess "kids" is the right song for you
a hard take on today's music (especially pop and tiktok songs)
looks are more important today. they all sound the same. music doesn't mean anything anymore. yesterday: hit, tomorrow: forgotten. short shallow songs. same old shit spit out and shitted out by consuming too much milk. boring, always the same, sometimes even plagiarized. bring back the value, bring back mtv times, bring back the time when we waited in front of the radio for our favorite song from our favorite artist. bring back music and forget the trash like it was supposed to be, quote: the labels.
I'm not saying that everyone out there is making bad music but most people don't stand out or just copy.
"Everyone says that kids these days are terrible. Why though? The truth is, kids are still the same. Parents are the ones who change."
- My accountant professor
LMAO NOT ME SPEAKING LIKE THIS AND NOW READING IT AND REALISING IT SOUNDS SO WEIRD EW
This is legit how I break down literature for my students.
So I saw this this somewhere that was like 'if gen z was religious we would probably call god daddy not big G' but like I had this pastor once who after seeing the word Abba in the bible translated it to daddy and ended up calling god daddy god, and he would leed pray by starting 'daddy god please' Wich for SE reason in retrospect sounds kinky. But yeah he head the entire youth group referring to god as daddy god for like a month
Respect your elders but it's saying nightcore and not "sped up"