So I Saw This This Somewhere That Was Like 'if Gen Z Was Religious We Would Probably Call God Daddy Not

Holy Communion is just the veggie burger of ritualistic cannibalism

Bird is locked in horny jail

This feathered menace was caught simultaneously masturbating and regurgitating on one of my stuffed animals shame them for their crimes

Reposting this so I can find it when brain stops

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Why is it that when you go under the hallucinations tag it's just kpop

I wanna talk to other people who have the Horrors not whatever thus is

I just turned to my bird and went "ah yes you are a magic shitter my glorious bitch" only for feather to stare at me inconspicuously and start screaming in my ear as if I did not just complet her

who thought it was a good idea to have Hando Ohnaka the pirate in star wars miss-quote Roosevelt that's hysterical the quote was speak softly and carry a big stick but hando says speak solfty and have a big tank and it was from the clone wars

Ok starkid did nOt have the RIGHT to be this fUcking great and somehow philosophical??? That in the middle of a lit paper on the transcendentalist movement I while working on some orphic saying by fucking AlcOtT get side tracked by the parallels in some stupid line from tgwdlm that I end up thinking about that and it's implacations for the next 3 hours instead of doing my actual fucking school work, when in reality whoever wrote the line is completely oblivious never intended for this to happen as it was written as a fUcking JOKE-

(the line was "the apotheosis is upon us" and also "this is humanity 11'th hour")

Hiding pride flags in homophobic parents basement#2

So far they spectrum nothing

To them it is all but colorful fish