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music for autistic 12 year olds to feel evil to

Help I was just at the store and I heard a little kid repeatedly saying “mom can I get this??” and I expected it to be a toy or something but when I looked he was holding a bottle of ibuprofen

Are people with large beds not afraid of a ghost crawling in with them? I would be

Let's build a future with so much yuri that girls will take psychic damage from discovering that homophobia ever existed.

Podcast Clip from my podcast episode 67: Plane vs Cocaine Bear. Like follow and listen to us on YouTube, Spotify, and ITunes at Go Gettas Podcast.

Here's a tik tok of a podcast clip from my podcast Go Gettas

Hey psst

New references!!

Here's baby Neon !

I drew the two cousins together!

and Shadow too-

..Lunaris is Sonic cousin who litterally eat chili dogs everyday…what did you expect from Lunaris :'D

My friend just sent this to me:

“go up thou bald head; go up thou bald head” 2 kings, chapter 2, verse 23

it’s my new favorite scripture lol idk the context tho

Ekko: *reading a book*

Ekko: "Ehh, I hate the enemies to lovers trope. It's annoying fr"

Jinx: "..."

Jinx: *sweating* "You sure?"

Gwen: "I love you, Miles"

Miles: "I love you too, Gwen" *leans in to kiss her*

Rio: It's my time to shine 😎

Valerie: *reading a book*

Valerie: "Ehh, I hate the enemies to lovers trope. It's annoying fr"

Danny: "..."

Danny: *sweating* "You sure?"

Evangeline: *pretending she doesn't remember*

Evangeline: "Hi, good sir, do I know you?"

Jacks: "....."

Jacks: *starts crying*

Evangeline: "W-wait-"

Person: "Rio would prefer Margo as Miles girlfr-"

*door breaks*

Rio: "ExCuSe mE!?"

Person: *scared* How did y-

Rio: *grabbing Gwen out of nowhere*

Rio: "THIS WHITE GIRL IS MY NUMBER ONE! I AM NOT CHANGING HER ANYTIME SOON! YOU HEAR ME, CHICO IRRESPETUOSO!?"

Gwen: *trying to escape*

Gwen: "I.... c-can't breathe..."

Valerie: "This ghost everyone chirring about destroyed my whole life! I am miserable and poor because of him!"

Valerie: *sigh*

Valerie: "At least, i have you, Danny. My good, definitely not dangerous boyfriend who's helps me every time!"

Danny: *about to cry*

Danny: "Y-yeah, lucky you and me both"

Rio: *hugging Gwen* And never ever hurt my baby!

Gwen: *struggling to breathe* i promise i-

Rio: Who said I'm talking to you, chica? I am talking to him!

Miles: *not impressed* Sometimes i feel like you abandoned me and adopted Gwen instead

Peter: I can adopt you!

Paulina: *in love with Danny Phantom*

Sam: "Only liking him for his power. Such an idiot! There's so much more than just his suit! Like his witness and perfect hair and heroic instinct-"

Danny: "I've just decided to be normal again! No more ghost fights or anything related to that! Just me being my old normal teenage self!"

Sam: "...."

Sam: "I'm out of here"

Valerie: "I can take him!"

Sam: "I can't believe Danny liked Paulina and then Valerie! I mean, he clearly went for looks! He can't just appreciate the personality and different?"

Tucker: "I don't know, Sam, Valerie is pretty cool if you get to know her"

Jazz: "At this point, we like her too. And, you know, she, actually, is kind to me, unlike you"

Sam: "What do you mean? I am kind to you!"

Jazz: "Yesterday you called me a dumb bimbo because i asked if Danny was okay after a fight"

Tucker: "And last week for Jazz's birthday you gift her a card saying 'If i was a zombie and i was hungry, you would definitely be safe'"

Sam: "All i heard is that i can't do no wrong. All this was facts and i was honest"

Jeff: "You know, that emo girl isn't really that bad"

Miles: "I know, right!? I mean i don't know if i could bring myself to forgive me if someone was the reason for my hair choice like she did with me! She is really amazing!"

Jeff: "...."

Jeff: "From now on i will stop calling her emo and start questioning my parent skills"

Valerie: "Danny, i think your goth friend doesn't like me that much"

Danny: *obviously sweating*

Danny: "Who? Sam? Oh, no, she absolutely adores you! Haha!"

Sam: *glaring at her while stabbing her salad*

Valerie: "...."

Valerie: "That's...nice..."

Rio: "Ok, young lady, let's do this one last time, alright estimado?"

Gwen: "Yes, ma'am!"

Gwen: "We don't put our shoes on our bed or others people bed. We call the adults by their last names. We don't sneak into people's houses by their windows!"

Rio: *tearing up*

Rio: That's my chica!

Gwen: Thanks! Let's have a chai tea

Pavitr: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOU BLONDEHEAD!?

Valerie: "Oh, how much i hate ghosts! Especially, that stupid devilish Danny Phantom! I want to kill him, bring him back to life and kill him again!

*phone rings*

Valerie: Aww, it's my sweet lovely dovey boyfriend, Danny Fenton! Aww, i love him so much!

Writers: "They are great together! We love them!"

Fans: "They are my comfort ship. I literally love them!"

Writers: "...."

Writers: "Nevermind, we didn't like them that much after all"

If I was a code, and you would type me in, it would say invalid.

(I wanted to say enter me, but yeah)