Funny Stuff - Blog Posts
honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always
if bella really wanted the cullens to come back in new moon she should have emailed emmett instead of alice
to: emmettmemeking69@gmail.com
bro! Emmett! You gotta come back to Forks quick!! It's senior prank day and I need your help!!!
he would have been at her house 15 minutes later
esme when she heard that edward’s new human gf named bella was coming over:
Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/
Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:
Alice in Eclipse: you and Edward will have the house to yourselves tonight ;)
Bella, immediately fantasizing about climbing her boyfriend like a tree but trying not to show it:
Alice:
The Locked Tomb Series Official Reading Order:
- The Iliad
- The Bible
- The Apocryphal Book of Judith
- Dante's Inferno and Paradise Lost
- Don Quixote
- Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allan Poe
- Revolutionary Girl Utena
- Homestuck
- Umineko
- Gideon the Ninth
- The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex
- Lolita
- Harrow the Ninth
- Harrow the Ninth Again
- The Barbie Movie
- As Yet Unsent
- Nona the Ninth
@torbooks For Jod’s sake, please give us some Alecto news, it’s getting desperate out here
im reading dracula right now and there are total plotholes in this book like they never mention when he founds monster high nor do they ever mention draculaura i just think bram stoker didnt follow the source material very well he could have done a better job
I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?
the people who got violently angry at everyone in dracula for not realising they were in a horror story until it was too late would die if they read carmilla I think
The two extremes of the mommy issues spectrum are Junji Ito creating Tomie because he's terrified of women and Tatsuki Fujimoto creating Makima because he wants to be dominated by a woman.
got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.
im so glad someone screenshot this tweet from this persons priv. this is the funniest and realest thing anyone has ever said. i think abt it like twice a week
opinions on bears, the gay men, not the animal
ANAGRAM GENERATED:
opinions on bears, the gay men, not the animal
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phenomenal hot man breasts, aye, ignition on
LIBERAL FIGHTING GAMES
GAYZBLUE
STREET FRIENDER
THE QUEEN OF FIGHTERS
GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS HETERONORMATIVITY
TEKKEN BACK THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
SOUL CALIBHER
Guilty Gear
FATAL FURRY
THEY/THEMS FIGHTING HERDS
i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me