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there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,
he swallowed a flyyyy
becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo
I hope he won't poo
Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.
Dracula: does not eat or drink
Jonathan "it's probably fine" Harker: He must be a very peculiar man!
Dracula: has no reflection
Jonathan "probably nothing" Harker: that was startling
Dracula: literally lunges at his throat
J. "Crucifix Beads" Harker: !?!?!??
For any concerned I’m working on this now
So if I were to do a ‘Jekyll and Hyde daily’ sort of thing. Would anyone subscribe. Asking for a friend.
So if I were to do a ‘Jekyll and Hyde daily’ sort of thing. Would anyone subscribe. Asking for a friend.
When a reformatted Dracula is suddenly booming in popularity just as your trying to get your new Dracula script produced
Not Johnathan seeing Dracula crawling out the window and down the castle wall for his FIRST THOUGHT TO BE “LOOK A LIZARD 🦎”
Dracula really sucks at trying to be normal or unsuspecting. But seems to be a great one man party slaving away to keep his dinner pleased.
Jonathan just really sucks at listening to his fight or flight system. I'm not too sure he even has one at this point.
My dear friend Johnathan Harker going through waves of "I'm gonna die" to "tell me more about your history Dracula" is really too funny
Today on "tumblr ads that I wish were rebloggable":
I'm not wildly fond of tumblr ads promoting weight loss all willy-nilly, but the theming of this one combined with the fact that I saw it on a blog that I first followed for Dracula Daily posting has me losing it. Lose weight how, pray tell, dear tumblr ad? Lose blood weight? Because someone's drinking it? Am I going to be running through Transylvania because there's a vampire chasing me?
I lowkey want one of those "live laugh love" type house signs that says "come freely, go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring" for the entryway of my house someday. I think it'd be hilarious, but it's also lowkey a nice greeting in its own way, if perhaps mildly ominous... What a nice way to set a welcoming vibe! ;)
Okay, so I'm finally catching up on Dracula Daily (I got like a month behind somehow, which I know sort of defeats the "daily" of it, but I'm working on it) and anyways I'm just now reading Jonathan's June 29 entry, and--
"The last I saw of Count Dracula was his kissing his hand to me"
Did Dracula just blow our boy Jonathan a kiss??
I suppose it's likely some other old-fashioned gesture that I'm not familiar with, but then again, it could well be the blowing-you-a-kiss gesture in a mocking way ("with a red light of triumph in his eyes, and with a smile that Judas in hell might be proud of." I do love that description.) I feel like there's something I might be missing here but right now I'm definitely picturing Dracula blowing Jonathan a wicked little kiss.
So, is the guy with whom Lucy wishes she could set Mina up the owner of the same insane asylum as the one across the street from the castle Jonathan found for our friend the Count, or are there just a lot of insane asylums around in 1890s London?
When Dracula was giving his big speech about all the battle triumphs of his family over the years and he mentioned "that great shame of my nation, the shame of Cassova," I lowkey read it as "Casanova" at first and I thought that Dracula was just throwing shade at his weird horny cousin who slept around a lot. I was like "oh I didn't know they were related" until I looked at the word closer, lol.
Jonathan looking through Dracula's library, listing books he has: "and—it somehow gladdened my heart to see it—the Law List."
Jonathan, you're such a nerd. I love you.
You know, I didn't get an email from my new friend Jonathan Harker today! He's been emailing me every day of his trip so far. Do you think I should be worried? I wonder if something strange is going on in that castle...
Nah, I'm being silly, he's probably just busy with legal documents and so forth. I'm sure everything is fine.
If the Dracula cast had social media (shudders)
Dracula - Closeted webtoon reader, also likes BitLife and maybe he’d post the most unfunniest memes to the discord server that just has the Dracula cast in it.
Johnathan - Instagram filled with food pics + life blog/vlogger (I AM LIVING WITH AN ACTUAL VAMPIRE IN HIS SPOOKY CASTLE ((NOT CLICKBAIT)))
Mina - Audiobook youtuber, she’d have the best voice for it and she sure as hell could voice dramatic scenes well #girlboss + maybe a Facebook page with cute photos of her and Johnathan and a LOT of her and Lucy being cute and having fun.
Lucy - Twitch Sims Streamer, she seems like such a simmer… even sul sul becomes a vocal stim for her eventually
Helsing - Literally only uses Facebook to play those cute farming games + he would absolutely love playing those mystery click and find games
Smash that like button for pt 2 this post was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends ((/nsrs))
Johnathan: *ranting about foods*
(Meanwhile Dracula is waiting for this bisexual solicitor to get his ass over here so he can have a nibbl)
things i haven't seen anyone mention about the Polish dracula ballet that really should have been mentioned:
Dracula's boytoys. and you may ask "what?" why yes his boytoys. recognizable by either being naked or having sleeves. they proceed all his entrances, it's amazing
The brides' boytoys. recognizable by having no sleeves.
Vampires are literally unaware of pants that are not skin tight before they come to Londen. No i am not making this up. this is canon in the ballet and i am obsessed with it.
Dracula wants to fuck Jonathan. this has been mentioned but like He really wants to! (okay he wants his blood but like we all know metaphors)
Perfect casting for Jonathan (in my opinion) He falls over in shock at least four times, and every time it's great!
It's also just really fucking good!!! please do yourself a favour and watch it, I promise you will not regret it!!
Wake up babe, the time loop reset. It's time to go to Transylvania.
Each yeah her apprehension grows
But wait… this hasn’t happened before, right? This is his first trip as a solicitor…
So why the feeling of déjà vu?
ive seen people ask for dracula daily style emails of the count of monte cristo and i AGREE but my one critique is that they should make the emails actaully span 25 years. just huge periods of years where theres no emails bc the count is off practicing sharp shooting and trading emeralds for women or whateevrf the fuck he does for 10 yrs that the book doesnt cover
Girl, Help! I Thought I Wouldn’t Be Attracted to Book Dracula because He is an Old Man with White Hair and a Mustache! But Alas!
just finished dracula it was so good but where do i go from here what is my personality if not the girl who brings dracula around everywhere she goes