Dracula Really Sucks At Trying To Be Normal Or Unsuspecting. But Seems To Be A Great One Man Party Slaving

Me reading haunting Adeline in a nutshell

They absofuckinglutely should

“They should make a dating game with truck-kun.” -Mom

Botanica No.23

— by Gail Potocki

So excited for my vampire book club

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

Researching a new spell: enemies to lobsters

If you have a crush on me congrats on the good taste but also my condolences for your awful taste

Not Johnathan seeing Dracula crawling out the window and down the castle wall for his FIRST THOUGHT TO BE “LOOK A LIZARD 🦎”