xloverxx

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chatgpt is the coward's way out. if you have a paper due in 40 minutes you should be chugging six energy drinks, blasting frantic circus music so loud you shatter an eardrum, and typing the most dogshit essay mankind has ever seen with your own carpel tunnel laden hands

said his love language was physical touch so i beat his ass

ya just never know but let’s hOPE SO <3

Love from the sad ghost club

Other great options:

4. The iconic windows wallpaper

5. That one cliff in movies were they ride horses

6. Meadow of wild flowers

7. Tokyo's busy street

8. White sheet covered bed with a letter in your hand uncovering your hidden truths.

9. Grand Canyon

10. By a bat cave when they are active

NOT SO GOOD PLACES:

1. Any kitchen

2. Mount fuji (human slushy no bleed)

3. In a forest full of dinosaurs

4. In space on an alien infested ship

6. At the bottom of Mount Rushmore.

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?

bitch everything about me is gold from brain to pussy, i deserve the best

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

this life is mine it did not come to me I chose it I fought for it even the mistakes and the bad days and the regrets they’re all mine

Accepting that life is an endless cycle of clearing space for new people new things and new places

Sorry for being a bitch earlier, I needed to lay in the dark with my headphones for 3 hours to feel better

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

the edit itself

this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point

Im not even american but im having a great time with this

DONT LET THIS DIE

credit to miraculousgastropod for the original

IN A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD OF MY LIFE…

“How’s life?”

Me:

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

[AMEN] by 김야왕@kimyawang

GET BOOPED BITCH

no offense but i just…. want silence everything is too loud and too much

Reminds me of a lantern fly.

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute