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2 weeks ago

I have no context for this but at the same time it completely makes sense

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1 month ago

things i haven't seen anyone mention about the Polish dracula ballet that really should have been mentioned:

Dracula's boytoys. and you may ask "what?" why yes his boytoys. recognizable by either being naked or having sleeves. they proceed all his entrances, it's amazing

The brides' boytoys. recognizable by having no sleeves.

Vampires are literally unaware of pants that are not skin tight before they come to Londen. No i am not making this up. this is canon in the ballet and i am obsessed with it.

Dracula wants to fuck Jonathan. this has been mentioned but like He really wants to! (okay he wants his blood but like we all know metaphors)

Perfect casting for Jonathan (in my opinion) He falls over in shock at least four times, and every time it's great!

It's also just really fucking good!!! please do yourself a favour and watch it, I promise you will not regret it!!


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