1800sfunnyman

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starting the x files. why this bitch named fox

Today I offer you some Lokis

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

Forgot to post this meme I made from when I watched Phantom

The Djinn doing nothing to trick Nandor (only the "do you wish to know?") because he literaly don't need it because Nandor is fucking dumb on his own

having undiagnosed autism is a sacred tradition that has been passed down in my family for generations

Would you still love me if I impersonated the angel that your father promised to send to you and dropped a whole chandelier on your place of work

Ranking gothic lit characters by the things they do instead of sleeping

(Note: This post is a joke, and maintaining a healthy sleep schedule is important)

11. Dracula: Being the worst

10. Robert Walton: Writing down everything Victor Frankenstein says

9. The Phantom (Erik): Stalking people, causing problems, working on an opera (Unrealistic, people are not actually productive when they stay up)

8. Jack Seward: His work (lame cause he’s bad at it), ignoring his emotions (realistic)

7. Utterson: Tracking down Edward Hyde (exciting)

6. Dorian Gray: Staring at his portrait (relatable, but lame), sinning (cool)

5. Griffin: Experiencing the consequences of his actions (relatable)

4. Johnathan Harker: Worrying about the vampires that are trying to eat him (exciting)

3. Adam Frankenstein: Reading Paradise Lost (cool), setting fires (fun!), starving in the woods (tragic)

2. Dr. Jekyll: Violence (fun!), being Edward Hyde (funner!)

1. Victor Frankenstein: Playing god (cool), angsting (realistic)

Buys candles

Hey, did you know that Gaston Leroux’s Phantom of the Opera novel is available free on Wikisource or Project Gutenberg? Did you also know that it is completely gloriously bugfuck bonkers?

When the ballerinas are talking they hear a noise outside, and the head ballerina goes to check it out with the knife she always has, straight up ready to stab a ghost

The phantom shows up at the dinner party between the new and old managers and nobody says anything because they all think he's with the other guys

He doesn't have any dramatic entry to the masquerade ball - he's just wandering around in a cape with DON'T TOUCH THIS GUY embroidered on it in gold, and when somebody does he grabs them and glares at them, because come on, man, my cape asked you to do one thing

The phantom’s name is Erik. We know this because my dude is constantly talking about himself in the third person like an anime imouto

Ever wonder why there's suddenly a horse in the musical? Turns out it's because he just fuckin' steals one. Dude gets himself a basement horse.

His lair is a house on an underground lake with specifically surreal "middle-class" decorations. Dude has, like, cabinets from Pottery Barn

Except for his own room, which is all in black, and where this goth motherfucker sleeps in a literal coffin because "One has to get used to everything in life, even to eternity"

Dude goes out shopping and makes lunch. Christine specifically talks about eating some shrimp and a chicken wing that he'd set out like fuckin' Pagan Min

Christine has way more spine and agency than in the musical. Erik doesn't just randomly decide to bring her back from the first abduction; she deliberately butters him up over two weeks to convince him she'll come back if he lets her go

Then when Raoul demands to know where she's been she's like buddy I was at the corner of Nunya and Business

It's also her own idea to stay so Erik can see her sing on stage one more time

Erik's eyes specifically glow in the dark. This is relevant because one night Raoul thinks he sees glowing eyes out on the balcony. He tries turning the light on and off a couple times, and they're still there, and not answering when he calls out. So he is sure it's the Phantom and shoots him with a gun. There's some blood and Raoul's brother is like dude you shot a cat, and it's never mentioned again, so I guess there really is a cat out there with a scar and a very weird story

The phantom claims that the chandelier just did that

And that's before it gets really insane.

There's something very funny about Seward declaring he's on the verge of an epiphany and then not writing again until the 19th. The idea will get to him in 5-10 business days.

Research really is like that sometimes.

big congrats to dr. seward for almost having a thought today

quick sketch of my otp

first it was Christine, who had slept on Erik. Now look how the tables had turned

i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?

I found a brush I feel super comfortable with on Procreate. I am incredibly happy! ToT

Inside every man there are two goats. One is screaming. The other is screaming. You are Mr. Thor Love and Thunder

[Image description Loki saying "my top surgery went really well" and Mighty Thor replying "that's great my bottom surgery is next week" Both saying in unison "i can't believe we're both goth and trans" at the bottom of the image Frog Thor says "I'm a communist!"]

khonshu was also uninvited from the orgy

THOR

The dadification of the MCU is going great

“will you shut up about Thor for a minute” MY BROTHER IN CHRIST THE ROCKS ARE HAVING GAY SEX

Thor hopping on Stormbreaker and riding them into battle like a fucking witch was the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen in my entire life

i uhhhhh. i just saw thor: love and thunder