Christopher: People tell me I have a unique way to lighting up a room.
Thomas: That's called arson and those people are witnesses.
Interviewer: What do you think you could bring to this job?
Christopher: Bring to it? Oh, umm...
Christopher: I could bring...
Christopher: ... some tea and cakes to it? Would you like that?
James: Where is Matthew?
Thomas: Well, apparently Matthew won a big award...
James: Nice try. The only person who'd believe that would be Matthew.
Christopher: He's in jail!
Thomas: Kit, what did I say?
Christopher: That it was only a matter of time?
Thomas, blushing: Okay, no, didn't say THAT.