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4 years ago

Christopher and Thomas: *sing together*

Christopher: Wow, we sound amazing!

Thomas: I know. That was incredible. You know, we should do something with this.

Christopher: Yeah, maybe we could open up a mattress store!

Thomas: ...

Thomas: Or we could try singing?


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4 years ago

Matthew: Jamie, what's that note?

Christopher: Bet it's from a girl in the lunchroom who wants a taste of corn dog.

Thomas: Was that a sex joke?

Christopher: It's...

Christopher: ...

Christopher: I don't know, shut up.


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4 years ago

Christopher, holding two pairs of shoes: Ok, gun to your head: which pair should I bring?

Matthew: Gun to my head? I'd say pull the trigger.


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5 years ago

Will, on the phone: We just kinda bonked James' head. It wasn't really very hard and he's not acting differently. I'm just worried-

Cecily: Relax, it happens. Christopher used to bang his head all the time and he's fine.

Will: OK, alright. Thanks, it helps. OK.

Will, whispering to Tessa: We gotta take him to the doctor.


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4 years ago

Chain of iron spoiler

Alistair: I am very cruel.

Thomas: Umhmm.

Alistair: I hate the whole world.

Thomas: Uh huh.

Alistair: I will never love anyone ever!

Thomas: Honey you are currently lying in my lap.

Alistair*in a small voice*: I like it here okay!


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Jesse: where did u learn to fight like that?

Lucie: I have an older brother and his three friends that are like family

Jesse: really?

Lucie: yeah, Christopher blows up everything he touches, James used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Thomas prefers wildcats, and Matthew can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn't going to let anyone give them shit for that. So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on


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