Bsd Ranpo - Blog Posts
Ranpo slaying 🔥
Was a gift from Yosano ofc!
How I think people would react if the bsd characters randomly decided to wear their canon outfits to (high, or middle i'm not sure) school for a day
Hunting dogs (group outfit): without the hat I think they have a 50% chance of being told to change. With the hat I think it would cross the line into looking too military-ish and they would have to get picked up immediately. Without a hat or cloak it would just be a weird day and nobody would get any explanation.
-Tecchou doesn’t get the memo and brings a sword in, he in all contexts is sent to the principle
Atsushi: when he turns around too fast his little belt thing slaps someone in the face, he is forced to fix it
Bram Stoker: in the nurse's office with an ice pack up against where his shoulder cuts off
Everybody, especially Nikolai, knows that he is the fashion peak of the school. This is yet another day of him giving it all.
-He would steal everyone's pencils and put them under his coat
Ango: he has the gay glasses but the suit is just confusing for all witnesses. would get a bunch of unfunny hairline jokes
Oda takes off his mask and everyone learns he has stubble and it's the biggest jumpscare of the year
I cannot underline to you how weird everyone thinks Dazai is. They ask if he’s broken a bone and he laughs at them and they go ‘uhm’
Yosano would get compliments from teachers on how pretty her butterfly clip is
Lucy is here to be the rival of Nikolai’s reign as peak fashion. She struts it she owns it and honestly everyone should applaud her when she enters classrooms
Chuuya’s hat gets stolen or lost within 30 minutes tops
This isn't related to his outfit, but Sigma puts his hair up in gym class and when he tries to take it out it gets lost in his hair and creates one of those giant knots that need to be cut with scissors. He is devastated but nobody notices the difference
Tachihara and Tanizaki start a debate on the dress code of boys vs girls because their shirts are so low cut
Mark T ends the debate after being told to ‘button up’ by a teacher in the hallway
I know I said ‘wear them for a day’ but Ranpo wears that every day and everyone hates him. The teacher says “try and figure this out, nobody has been able to in my 12 years of teaching.” he gets it instantly and wins a rolly polly. He is so smug. Poe swoons.
I have been looking at Fyodor for the past half hour and I still cannot imagine what I would say if I saw that in the hallway.
Loisa and Margaret got an astounding amount of extra credit in their fashion history class
Poe wore his outfit the same day, he is not in fashion history he just wanted to wear it and was too scared to when nobody else was
If someone wasn't included it is because they either fall into ‘oh god an emo’ or ‘surprisingly formal wear for school’
birthday outing, and now he goes back in the frame.
Genderbend Akutagawa and Francis (fr. Genderbend Ranpoe and monclott)
I think HCing characters with physical disabilities is good and should be done more often but whenever I do it I feel like
Dazai: Some of these ppl out here rlly got me struggling to be ace.
Ranpo: You're talking about Chuuya.
Dazai: I'm most def talking about Chuuya.
Kunikida: Ranpo have you seen Dazai?
Ranpo, clearly lying: Um, no. That idiot's probably off working his dumb plan.
Ranpo, who also helps Dazai with his plan: He's so stupid.
Kunikida:
Ranpo: You know, the only reason the president hasn't fired him is that we're worried that he'll kill himself.
Ranpo: *leaves*
Kunikida, internally: Yep. They're up to something together.
Yosano: Hey, Dazai, who's your favorite singer or band?
Dazai: I don't really have one.
Yosano: Oh c'mon pretty boy, everyone has one.
Kunikida: It's propably arctic monkeys.
Dazai: Fine. If you really wanna know that bad...it's taylor swift.
Yosano: Who? Gotta speak up.
Dazai: Taylor Swift.
Ranpo: HAH, I KNEW IT! YOU ALL OWE ME FIVE BUCKS.
Ranpo: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Fukuzawa: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Ranpo: Breakfast burrito but yeah...
Fukuzawa: I pity your dentist.
Ranpo: Joke's on you I don't have a dentist.
Fukuzawa:
Fukuzawa: I'm taking you to the dentist.
Dazai: FUCK THIS, FUCK LIFE. ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE HAPPY. I'M NOT ASKING MUCH. HAPPINESS IS GONE FOREVER. IT FLEW OUT THE WINDOW. FROM NOW ON, MY EMO PHASE COMES BACK...
Atsushi: Oh, Dazai, are you ok?
Ranpo: No. He didn't get eras tour tickets.
Me texting my friend in class while watching BSD
What Me & My Co-workers Said But as BSD Characters Part 1
Poe: *working on his new book* Eleven
Ranpo: *snorts* Eleven
Poe: Eleven! *quietly shouts*
Ranpo: *does the same* Eleven!
Both: *breaks into loud laughter*
Karl: *yawns because he’s use to this*
all i want is for ranpo to pet my head is that too much to ask???
Like father like son
Me ships these two a lot🌈
