Louisa: Salutations
Lucy: Konichiwa
Louisa: Oh?* laughs in surprise*
Lucy: Sorry that was the only language in my head
Louisa: *teasing* Fluent
Lucy: *laughs* I know handful but not fluent. Not even English. Native language
Louisa: I’m fluent in gibberish.
Lucy: Ghaklafsjaf
Both: *laughs loudly*
Ron: *complaining about a Karen at his summer job in the hospital* She came at me a; ‘No. You can’t be a nurse, you’re not wearing the uniform’.
Lavender: Oof.
Kellen: *mumbles* This is why I work with animals.
Ron: Should have join you. I mean what did that lady expect? The uniform to be a slutty nurse outfit? *cracks the table with a bang of his fist* Get over it Stacy.
Professor Slughorn: *pause, turns around and walks out of the classroom* Not to day Satan.
(Marauder’s era)
Lily: *complains about her job because of a karen*
Her dorm mates: *nods in understanding*
Lily: What did she expect? Us to be wearing slutty maid uniforms? Come on Susie. *bangs her fist, cracking the table* Get with the program.
Professor Slughorn: *jumps and spills hot tea on his pants*
Atsushi: Sometimes when I’m happy, I have this monotone voice trying to sound excited *pushes Dazai’s paper back to his side of the desk*
Kunikida: *not looking up his work* Wow
Atsushi: Other times I have a happy face and sound so monotone or depress *goes back to his work*
Kunikida: *looks up at him, laughing and with a mocking monotone voice* Welcome to the Detective Agency
Atsushi: *pouts* Be happy I’m not killing puppies
Kunikida/Dazai: *Is taken back completely as they burst out laughing* Killing puppies?
Poe: *working on his new book* Eleven
Ranpo: *snorts* Eleven
Poe: Eleven! *quietly shouts*
Ranpo: *does the same* Eleven!
Both: *breaks into loud laughter*
Karl: *yawns because he’s use to this*