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Thought came to me randomly, but thinking about influencer ghost Cole. Wait hear me out it's hilarious
He has this YouTube channel where he goes to abandoned hotels and buildings and just... haunts them for a few days. Like 2-3 days but on a really boring month 5 days. He then leaves a complicated and well thought out review on how enjoyable it was to haunt the place, then inevitably leaves a rating of 1-10 like;
Cole: Ventilation is good, same with the area, but the lack of people to scare really lowers the whole experience. 5/10 maybe might haunt again.
And plot twist, thousands of ghosts actually take his reviews very seriously so hotels and homeowners have to leave a 'Not accepting haunt reviews' sign on the entrance to make sure they don't scare away guests. But Cole goes In anyway during closing hours because thats when the haunting stuff really starts tbh
Had a weird ass dream where me and my sister were rats watching the entirety of s4 happen while hiding and doing rat things. It was awesome. 10/10 will dream again
Centipede facts I know thanks to ninblr and my own insanity! And some of them have kept me awake at night because of the character.
Centipedes are good mothers. (AAAAAAAA)
The main threats to centipede populations are habitat loss and invasive species.
Centipedes are nocturnal animals that thrive in damp environments and regularly seek them if given a chance.
Some centipedes have compound eyes, others have no eyes at all.
Centipedes are very opportunistic hunters. They are also insectivorous and will eat anything they can fit in their mouths.
Centipede are venomous, and the venom is harmful to humans.
Mother centipedes will guard and groom their eggs, often wrapping their bodies around them for protection. This leaves them vulnerable to predators, but the centipede doesn't seem to care.
Saw a ninjago post with a tag that I said "I love continuity!!" And that's my answer whenever someone asks me if the shows I watch have plotholes
Just two weeks and 5 days!!! It's getting closer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh someone hold my hand I think im seizing
im in love with the latest updates to sunbound, just. so in love.
first of all, bait and switch with the beast? mwah mwah beautiful
following the slaughter with a bedtime story is also a timeless classic, perfect execution.
kai's realization that he has put himself in the role of the villain? dreadful sensation 🖤 can you feel your sins crawling on your back? 🖤🖤
association of kai with a flower is rather nice too, he's a very flower boy to me
i think i commented on it before, but ive had two major theories as to why its kai specifically: first) that kai was a reincarnation of the beast, second) that kai was a reincarnation of whoever sealed/was-sacrificed-to-seal the beast before. now with the latest chapter im leaning pretty heavily on kai-as-a-reincarnation of the second variety.
ALSO the implications? that the beast was loved and in love but fucked it all up and irrevocably destroyed the system-as-it-was? epic. the bitter remains of something pure, and the only being left who can remember (but who would refuse to admit its part in favor of terrorizing the only other one stuck with it)? delicious.
and—this may just be bc its what id pull—but i suspect a chain or other tether is hidden inside of kai himself. super excited regardless, just know ive got about half a tragic scene im playing with already lol
AND THIS IS ALL HAPPENING WHILE THE OTHERS ARE UNDERWATER ROFL, gonna be that meme of dude coming back w pizza, but all the shit happening is just KAI 😭
🖤🖤🖤
AGHHHHH hiiiiii!! I see you all the time in my comments but nowadays I'm too shy to answer any 👉👈 okay EBOUGH ABOUT ME lemme dismantle your theories for a sec....
Now, your theory about Kai being a descendant of our unseen entity here is definitely on the right track, but I can't either confirm nor deny any statements, BUT you're definitely heading somewhere!! One thing though, which might be spoilers one day actually nervous laugh is that the stars have names!
[[Eden]] - The star of Life
[[Gaian]] - The star of Earth
[[Neve]] - The star of Ice
[[Raiji]] - The star of Lightning
[[Jinh]] - The star of Fire
Also awwwww thank you for all the compliments! Sunbound is my first literary project EVER so seeing such positive feedback is kind of stroking my ego HAHA I'm just joking. Just joking please don't hate me!!! Again, very grateful for all the support! Now, I have a teaser for the next chapter under the cut. View at your own risk. It's contains HEAVY spoilers.
Hi! Don't know what to post so. Shameless fic plug. Damn I'm so tired rn it's 3am. Btw the fic itself is kinda ass the first few chps maybe becauseeee it was made early 2024 and MAYBE because it's the first fic I've made ever in the multiple decades of my life. Maybeee a good idea to rewrite it butttt I'm so exhausted I keep fumbling these letters and my auto correct is saving me so bad ugh my head is spinning gonna go .sleep now bye guys
Edit: forgot to add the actual link 2 minutes after posting. I need sleep asap. Mind the tags pookies
Inspired by this post lmao
🐜: srksrkkksrksrrk.
Kai, crouching: What?!?! She said that?!??! No, you're joking.
🐜: srrkskrsrkkrksssrk, sksrkskkskrkkk!!!!!
Kai: Wait, she might've been a bitch but you can't say that. You're a bug. And I don't think the f word is something bugs can say–
Nya steps on the ant: Kai, why are you crouching?
Kai, horrified: NOOOOO DIANAA!!!!!
Nya: Uh, Kai???
Kai, dialing back: Y-you stepped on the ant! What did she ever do to you?!?! She even made sure to stay out of your food whenever you dont finish it!!!
Nya, half asleep: ...I'm gonna go now and check on Jay. You, uh, continue whatever it is you're doing.
Kai: She was the queen bee!! Or, queen ant? But no, there's already a queen ant... anyway, you've incurred the wrath of her clique. I can't save you this time, sis. Just know I warned you.
Nya: Kai, eat some breakfast. Now.
(For the next few days, Nya would get 3x as many ant bites as normal)
🪱: ghlhgllhllgghlglhlghh...
Kai, holding 🪱 in fear of the diane situation happening again: Yeah, I know. Hopefully, she's learned her lesson by now. Ants never let things go.
🪱: ghslhshshghlhgghlglhlg.
Kai: Oh right, how's your furniture decorating coming along? The housing crisis in the monastery garden is hell right now. Heard it from Fuschia.
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Im learning dragon anatomy wtf is going on
So I had a bag of pancakes just sitting around and decided to have some as a snack. A little munch. It's was the afternoon and it was hot ok
One thing is that it was infested with ants. Not an ungodly amount, like maybe a few 10 or so. Still, in my hunger induced apathy, I still mixed in the milk, eggs, and even some overripe banana we had lying around. It was kinda clumpy, and the color was weird, but it said it wasn't expired so it's probably fine. It's fine right
Im writing this from the er, after almost dying via suffocation after my throat seized up
In a sick turn of events, the ants inside were an actual colony. Mama ant, babies, and the like. So
The venom immediately attacked my throat and esophagus, and after a few minutes, my throat became kinda stuffy. If the stuffy was on fire and itchy. Also, it had an ingredient I was allergic to. god really said fuck you today
But like the madman I am, I did not give a single shit. I kid you not, I laid on my couch for two hours while my breathing progressively got worse. At one point, I was holding my breath because inhaling air was becoming akin to drinking fiberglass from a cup. I got dizzy once, but I forgot when. Maybe it was the lack of oxygen
After the third hour, it started to settle down a little. I could breathe now, but only through my nose. My mom walked in the room, and I wanted to tell her, but speaking was an agonizing endeavor. So I just. Waved at her. I'm a fucking idiot
By the fourth hour I told her. She then rushed me to the er even though I TRIED to tell her I was fine. It's about half an hour since we got here and we're almost clear for discharge. Eeeee. I remember the drive there and all I could think about is 'I'm so posting this on Tumblr later.'
So this is my of saying I'll be taking a break for a while. Will be back soon!!! The grind never stops even when you're about to die
(Edit: back home after an hour and a half!! I'm all good now but mom is pissed oops)
Guys. Cmon. Resist the call of bug.
alright, fellow Monstrosity obsessors!!!
question for y'all
I'm not including a both option because I feel like we'd all just pick that lmao. Maybe I'm wrong on that but oh well. 2 options.
Everytime I see a really good analysis on here it's like someone injected the feel good juice directly into my veins. I like sigh and my head goes tingly because yes op yes that is so correct. That's the most anyone's been correct since forever that's so real
YOURE THE SUNBOUND WRITER????
JGSHBHJTNMOUGDTULSTH its an honor to meet you sir 🎩
lmao anyway i wanted to check which program you got the contrast that high on? im a couple computers removed since the last time i was doing this stuff
JAKEJJDJSIAJBRBFHEH oh hello. Nice to see a reader of mine on here. Oooooo this is so awkward but it blushing idk if that makes sense
Also greetings to you to 👒
I used ibis paint x! Just go to filters and find the adjust color tab, then click adjust saturation and hue. Move all the slides to 0° then up the saturation slide all the way. Sorry if it's a lite confusing, but you really need to be on the app for a while to know all it's features 😭
The mech and dragon are Kai’s immoral support.
Oh yeah definitely. Very off topic but I see the mech as Athena and the dragon as poseidon (in a less muderey way)
I can't blame them though. You need to harden yourself if you want to survive in hell. Kai just got lucky he found the bounty before he truly lost himself and became a monster
When you keep seeing amazing posts and art and analysis stuff and come to the realization that it's from one person. Like hello. I've had this experience more times than I'd like to admit.