Thought Came To Me Randomly, But Thinking About Influencer Ghost Cole. Wait Hear Me Out It's Hilarious

Thought came to me randomly, but thinking about influencer ghost Cole. Wait hear me out it's hilarious

He has this YouTube channel where he goes to abandoned hotels and buildings and just... haunts them for a few days. Like 2-3 days but on a really boring month 5 days. He then leaves a complicated and well thought out review on how enjoyable it was to haunt the place, then inevitably leaves a rating of 1-10 like;

Cole: Ventilation is good, same with the area, but the lack of people to scare really lowers the whole experience. 5/10 maybe might haunt again.

And plot twist, thousands of ghosts actually take his reviews very seriously so hotels and homeowners have to leave a 'Not accepting haunt reviews' sign on the entrance to make sure they don't scare away guests. But Cole goes In anyway during closing hours because thats when the haunting stuff really starts tbh

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3 weeks ago

Inspired by this post lmao

🐜: srksrkkksrksrrk.

Kai, crouching: What?!?! She said that?!??! No, you're joking.

🐜: srrkskrsrkkrksssrk, sksrkskkskrkkk!!!!!

Kai: Wait, she might've been a bitch but you can't say that. You're a bug. And I don't think the f word is something bugs can say–

Nya steps on the ant: Kai, why are you crouching?

Kai, horrified: NOOOOO DIANAA!!!!!

Nya: Uh, Kai???

Kai, dialing back: Y-you stepped on the ant! What did she ever do to you?!?! She even made sure to stay out of your food whenever you dont finish it!!!

Nya, half asleep: ...I'm gonna go now and check on Jay. You, uh, continue whatever it is you're doing.

Kai: She was the queen bee!! Or, queen ant? But no, there's already a queen ant... anyway, you've incurred the wrath of her clique. I can't save you this time, sis. Just know I warned you.

Nya: Kai, eat some breakfast. Now.

(For the next few days, Nya would get 3x as many ant bites as normal)

🪱: ghlhgllhllgghlglhlghh...

Kai, holding 🪱 in fear of the diane situation happening again: Yeah, I know. Hopefully, she's learned her lesson by now. Ants never let things go.

🪱: ghslhshshghlhgghlglhlg.

Kai: Oh right, how's your furniture decorating coming along? The housing crisis in the monastery garden is hell right now. Heard it from Fuschia.


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1 month ago

I look into your eyes and I think back to the son of mine

You're as old as he was when I left for war

Will these actions haunt my days? Every man I've slain?

Is the price I pay endless pain?

Close your eyes and spare yourself the view

How could I hurt you?

I'm just a man who's trying to go home

Even after all the years away from what I've known

I'm just a man who's fighting for his life

Deep down, I would trade the world to see my son and wife

I'm just a man

But when does the comet become a meteor?

When does a candle become a blaze?

When does a man become a monster?

When does a ripple become a tidal wave?

When does the reason become the blame?

When does a man become a monster?

Forgive me

(When does a man become a monster?) Forgive me

(When does a man become a monster?) Forgive me

I'm just a man


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2 months ago

aroace kai ninjago save me..... save me aroace kai ninjago............

2 months ago
Me As A Writer

me as a writer

1 month ago
GUSYYSYSYSS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE IM ABOUT TO COMBUST JFZLL2PCJHGIEIJRBTNMSKSJFBNDJX
GUSYYSYSYSS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE IM ABOUT TO COMBUST JFZLL2PCJHGIEIJRBTNMSKSJFBNDJX

GUSYYSYSYSS I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE IM ABOUT TO COMBUST JFZLL2PCJHGIEIJRBTNMSKSJFBNDJX

If I'm going insane over a trailer I might not watch the actual series because I'll actually die. I'm not even exaggerating it's a problem


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1 month ago

S5 possession has a fan favorite scene where Kai gets over his fear of water to save Lloyd. But what if the waters were more violent at that specific time? Or if Kai had just been a bit more afraid? What would happen if he had let go of Lloyd?

1 year ago
I'm Sorry (not) To People Who Know Me Irl

i'm sorry (not) to people who know me irl

7 months ago

If you had told me two years ago that there was an arc where everyone loses their elemental powers except Kai, that he would be the one to make an epic entrance and fight the big bad one-on-one, I would say that's more unlikely than Morro coming back. But well...

If You Had Told Me Two Years Ago That There Was An Arc Where Everyone Loses Their Elemental Powers Except

Here we are.

1 week ago

Art block, BEGONE 🤺🤺🤺

I'd be grateful for requests :)

Art Block, BEGONE 🤺🤺🤺

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