Aph Nordic 5 - Blog Posts
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.
Denmark 🇩🇰: hahahaha I have 15 million.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Well quite frankly I don't care.
How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?
Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.
Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)
Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries
Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th
Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Iceland 🇮🇸: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway 🇳🇴: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
I do not need help you hooligan!-🇦🇽
You’re the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend 😔🤚
-Den 🇩🇰
Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇
Norway 🇳🇴: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.
Finland 🇫🇮: You're just what?
Norway 🇳🇴: Chopping a cucumber.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.
Norway 🇳🇴:
Sweden 🇸🇪: Come on! We just need one more dish!
Finland 🇫🇮: I TRIPPED ON A FUCKING CUCUMBER.
Sweden 🇸🇪: T_T
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Iceland! What have you been up to lately?
Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great
Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time
Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?
Norway: You know I love you really
Iceland:
Norway 🇳🇴: Stop just standing there, holding cucumbers!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Do you not like it when I get my cucumber out 🥺
Norway 🇳🇴: Well-
Finland 🇫🇮: oh god I fucked that up I hate my life.
Sweden 🇸🇪: not to flex but I think I hate my life less than you do.
*playing fall guys together*
Finland 🇫🇮: Who are you watching?
Sweden 🇸🇪: I'm watching Denmark.
Finland 🇫🇮: Watch me instead.
*2 seconds later*
Finland 🇫🇮: Actually don't watch me. It's really embarrassing >///<
Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.
Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.
Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.
Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.
Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀
*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*
Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.
Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*
Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I think I'm about to myself.
Norway 🇳🇴: Go to the toilet then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Finland 🇫🇮: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Piss brown.
Iceland 🇮🇸: PISS BROWN?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That doesn't sound healthy.
Norway 🇳🇴: Might wanna get that checked out.
Denmark 🇩🇰: STOP TRYING TO KILL ME.
Norway 🇳🇴: *throws a chair at him, clearly mad*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I AM TRYING TO SMOOCH YOU.
We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :) -Swe 🇸🇪
keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)
ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?
Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...
Finland: Wait... You were being serious?
Sweden: 100%
Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...
Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?
Finland: ... Maybe...
Sweden: I’ll think about it
Finland:
Norway 🇳🇴: they have roll out, roll off and roll on.
Iceland 🇮🇸: how many rolls do they want?
*silence*
Denmark 🇩🇰: sausage.
I don’t wanna talk about the end :(
Anyway, bottom rights
-Den 🇩🇰
Another shameless server plug
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*Prolonged silence, waiting for a game to load*
Norway 🇳🇴: Riveting conversation
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry I’m eating a mars bar
Iceland 🇮🇸: Sorry I’m dissociating
ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?
Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...
Finland: Wait... You were being serious?
Sweden: 100%
Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...
Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?
Finland: ... Maybe...
Sweden: I’ll think about it
Finland:
If you don’t like whispering, don’t watch the end of this video (but actually do because it’s funny)
-Swe 🇸🇪
Remember Dadmark vs Sonland? Well, now we have Dadland vs Sonmark too! Also, this game doesn’t work at all, but that just adds to the chaos doesn’t it?
-Den 🇩🇰
ice what’s ur favorite band
One Direction
-Ice 🇮🇸
Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people
-Nor 🇳🇴
Your favourite drunk idiots back at it again defusing bombs (well, attempting to... it didn’t go so well this time)
-Fin 🇫🇮