Norway 🇳🇴: Please Don't Be The First To Die Or I'll Disown You.

I fought a bear an won! Then again bear don’t really pose much of a threat unless it’s unless it’s far-cry never trust a bear in far-cry - yours truly 🇦🇽

Denmark: Same bitch you ain’t special I’ve fought so many bears 😌✌️(as far as Norway is concerned, they were all video game bears)

Norway: What

Denmark: What

Sweden: Why are you fighting bears?

Finland: More importantly, why are you fighting bears without me?

Iceland: Why do any of you want to fight bears???????

ATTENTION EVERYONE

Yo! Lizard and Cereal here! We have some news!

✨WE CREATED A DISCORD SERVER✨

cause we’re cool like that 😎 This blog isn’t exactly huge, but it’s kinda difficult to film and edit videos to release consistently, so we figured, hey, why don’t we stream sometimes? 

We stream and play games pretty much every night, but officially on Saturdays at around 7pm BST

We play games like phasmophobia, overcooked 2, portal 2, stardew valley, and some others! We also play multiplayer games with members like jackbox games, cards against humanity, among us and gartic telephone :)

Of course, it will also kinda be a Hetalia server, since we are the gaymer NORDICS, hehe

So, if any of that interests you, please stop by! We don’t bite!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

ice what’s ur favorite band

One Direction

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing human fall flat*

Finland 🇫🇮: Oh god, who did I just kill?

Iceland 🇮🇸: Me :(

Finland 🇫🇮: I’m so sorry, I just body slammed you into orbit

How Gay Are You? (To everyone/Anyone)

Link to the Nordics’ answers here

Lizard 🦎: like a solid 75% (i’m bi :P)

Cereal 🥣: still figuring it out, society is complicated. :)

Also, happy pride month everyone! Remember that you’re all valid no matter what, whether you’re in the closet or out! And please know that this blog is a safe space, everyone is welcome here :)

Also peep the new pfp ;D

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What's everyone's favorite breakfast food? I had chicken nuggets for breakfast 😌

Denmark 🇩🇰: Is beer a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Is vodka a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO

Iceland 🇮🇸: Is a single green bean a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- WTF ARE YOU OKAY???

Sweden 🇸🇪: Is toast a breakfast food?

Norway 🇳🇴: NO- oh wait no it is, never mind, thank you for being normal

Sweden 🇸🇪: :)

This is the upright Phasmophobia knife of good luck

Join the Gaymer Nordic Gang Discord server today for 5 years of good luck 

https://discord.gg/UX29aH5RdJ

(also, we are streaming phasmo at the time of posting, so if you’re quick you can vibe with us :D)

Cereal did you know you're p cool (lizard is cooler tho)

This is a joke i could never choose between you two you're both so cool 😭😭

Awwww you are amazing and cool too. Thank you.

And dw Lizard 🦎 is just too cool to beat.

- Cereal 🥣

Iceland! Mother's Day is coming up soon... What are you getting Norway 👀

Iceland: Norway is... Not my mother?

Norway: I still think I deserve a gift, I raised you

Iceland: Fuck off, I’m not getting you anything

Norway: :(

Iceland: ... You might get a hug if I’m in a good mood...

Norway: :)

Okay this took us way too long to respond to but oh well lmfao

We decided we weren’t going to make ourselves and ALL the Nordics so you can have us and the Nordics we kin hehe, so we have:

Lizard and Denmark

Cereal and Iceland

Just gonna tag @never-enough-fandoms @karinsnightmareparty @nine-states-of-chaos and whoever else wants to do it, feel free :)

make yourself and your muse/s!

@ask-clubs-kingdom-headguard @ask-thejokers @cards-of-the-royal-guard @ask-the-avaricious-joker