Norway 🇳🇴: They Have Roll Out, Roll Off And Roll On.

Denmark, try some Tesco spaghetti😳

I’d rather die, thank you

-Den 🇩🇰

for context: 

*playing mario kart*

Finland 🇫🇮: This track is really short

Sweden 🇸🇪: You’re really short

Finland 🇫🇮:

What better way to spend your birthday than playing an extremely annoying game with an extremely annoying person? 

-Sve 🇸🇪

Norway 🇳🇴: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.

Finland 🇫🇮: You're just what?

Norway 🇳🇴: Chopping a cucumber.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.

Norway 🇳🇴:

✨Welcome to this shit show of a blog✨

Yo, we (the admins/muns/whatever you wanna call us) are lizard (he/him) and cereal (she/her), you may know us from @flying-cheese-sticks

We originally made this blog to post clips similar to this one I (lizard) made, but with clips from our gaming sessions because clearly we’re funny af (debatable), but we figured we might as well make it an ask blog too, because obviously tumblr needs more aph Nordics ask blogs

Hopefully our first clip will be here by the weekend!

There isn’t really a set theme or au for asks (at least not yet, maybe we’ll create one as we go lmao), but since we’re gonna be sharing gaming clips you might wanna ask stuff related to those, but you can literally ask or say anything you want (within reason lmao). This is just supposed to be some Nordic bois having fun playing games together hehe. Obviously there’s only two of us so there won’t be any clips of all the Nordics together, but that doesn’t mean there can’t be scenarios (in asks or text posts, etc) where they’d all be playing something together

Damn idk why cereal let me write this post cause I just ramble on for WAY too long lmfao, anyway I hope y’all enjoy the shit show and feel free to ask us or the Nordics anything at all :D

Note - posts that aren’t asks or otherwise directly related to whatever this is supposed to be will be tagged #bastards babbling 

Peace out ✌️

ra ra rasputin ice is just a stinky teen

Norway: Amazing, gonna start singing that every time i see him now

Iceland: anon why? you have doomed me to a life of eternal pain and suffering

Norway: They’re not wrong though

Iceland: s h u t u p

What game have you spent the most amount of hours on?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Fall guys

Norway 🇳🇴: Subnautica

Iceland 🇮🇸: Human fall flat

Sweden 🇸🇪: Minecraft

Finland 🇫🇮: Phasmophobia

Lizard: Portal 2 since I’ve been playing that for like 7 years now lmao

Cereal: Probably valorant or minecraft cause those are my stress relievers.

Norway 🇳🇴: Don't piss yourself.

Denmark 🇩🇰: It's okay, I've got a bottle.

Norway 🇳🇴: ( ͡❛ - ͡❛)

Denmark 🇩🇰: ( ͡❛ ▿ ͡❛)

Iceland 🇮🇸: ( ͡❛ ▭ ͡❛)

Sweden 🇸🇪: ( ͡❛ ェ ͡❛)

Finland 🇫🇮: ( ͡❛ ⍙ ͡❛)

Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!

Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc

- Cereal 🥣

how long does it take to make the videos :0

Recording? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours

Editing? Anywhere between 15 minutes and 4 hours lmfao

-Lizard 🦎

This is for the admins :) What are your favourite games to play?

definitely wasn’t projecting myself onto denmark for that last ask lmao, i love fall guys so much and i have absolutely no attention span so i like fun and simple games that can keep me entertained easily

-Lizard 🦎

Atm I probably love human fall flat the most cause I literally cry laughing but I love all the games I play with Lizard 🦎

-Cereal 🥣