Today we learned that I am never allowed to win a game of Fall Guys, and also that Finland is very good at insulting people
-Nor 🇳🇴
*playing phasmophobia, during a hunt*
Denmark 🇩🇰:
Norway 🇳🇴:
Denmark 🇩🇰: If I was a sussy baka, what-
Norway 🇳🇴: Shut the fuck up right now or I’ll sacrifice you to the ghost
Denmark 🇩🇰:
Ya'll drink? If so how much does it take for you to get wasted?
Oh yeah, of course ;)
Finland - easily has the highest alcohol tolerance, takes A LOT (and I mean A LOT) to get him wasted. Do not let him near objects that could be potentially harmful because he will accidentally on purpose kill a man while drunk.
Denmark - close second to Fin, also takes a lot to get him wasted but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend most of his life wasted anyway. Imagine his personality but x10 when he’s drunk (he might also spontaneously start crying for no apparent reason)
Sweden - also pretty good tolerance, but not as good as Den or Fin. Doesn’t get wasted often but when he does, it really is a sight to see - he’s super giggly when he’s drunk
Norway - again, pretty good tolerance, similar to Sve, but is definitely more willing to get completely wasted than him. Gets very clingy and affectionate when drunk, Denmark does not complain about this.
Iceland - a baby. Zero tolerance for alcohol. Rarely ever drinks, he’s not particularly interested in getting wasted anyway because he’s seen what the rest of the Nordics are like and he doesn’t want to embarrass himself like that. He did, however, get drunk once, and you can bet your ass Den and Nor still have a million photos and videos from that occasion.
hehe
Lizard 🦎:
Cereal 🥣:
uhhhh tagging @roniebuttercups @more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog and whoever else wants to do it :)
((Let's start a picrew!
@cupcakes-and-british-tea @feliciohno @ask-fish-boy @ask-chibi-2p-japan @ask-octomer-arthur @faeciano @absolutelyinvincible @ask-hws-kingsland ))
Den decided to create a massive fucking pile of rice...
Then Nor thought it would be funny to copy him and break the game by creating a massive fucking pile of cucumbers.
My computer crashed immediately after this from the sheer amount of INGREDIENCE.
-Ice 🇮🇸
Denmark 🇩🇰: *using spirit box* Are you beautiful?
Ghost: Die.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Agreed.
Denmark 🇩🇰: *visibly hurting*
Hey y'all, this is one of the few things Lizard and I have said during our streams, come check us out at our discord!
Invite link: https://discord.gg/pchymkdJMc
- Cereal 🥣
I just want one day we’re we aren’t mistaken for each other okay????? We look completely different !-🇦🇽
I-
You do realise it was you that was the confused one, right? 😳
-Den 🇩🇰
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.
Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
I really don’t know why Ice chose me to be his emotional support while playing this game. Part of me isn’t complaining, part of me is because I almost died from multiple heart attacks.
-Nor 🇳🇴
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: chance... 500k for rescuing a cow.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I helped!
Iceland 🇮🇸: No you didn't. You're a criminal.
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