Monopoly - Blog Posts
This guy is my bestie.
Steve : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eddie : Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Steve : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!
Lucas, picking up the monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Shitty CotL AU idea-
The betrayal and chaining of Narinder by the Bishops was the direct result of an intense game of Monopoly
The other day
For the origins of this joke and also to see a very good video that I highly recommend, please visit this link: https://youtu.be/rvUzuK0ygI4?si=VGbBFyO49rie930x
*everyone existing peacefully*
Meanwhile in Gryffindor tower:
Regulus: I HATE YOU
Lily: OH, WELL NEXT TIME DON’T STEAL MY MONOPOLY
Remus: Sirius, give Regulus your 200$, you landed on his property.
Sirius: NO! HE’S IN JAIL! I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL
Regulus: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAAAAY
Peter: James, why is Regulus screaming?
James: Shut the fuck up Peter, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad.
Sirius: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Regulus: ME TOO, YOU THINK I WANTED THIS
All: AAAAAAAAAHHH
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While @slabbitch gets caught up on #GOT season 5 we are playing it like it's real. #monopoly #gotmonopoly
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.
Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: How much is that one?
Sweden 🇸🇪: 3 million.
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll.
Sweden 🇸🇪: You'll?
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll :)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That says piccadilly.
Finland 🇫🇮: oh.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.
Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.
Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: That's my property, pay up.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.
Norway 🇳🇴: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea well I don't anymore.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)
Iceland 🇮🇸: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*
Denmark 🇩🇰: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea but I dont like you
Denmark 🇩🇰:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.
Denmark 🇩🇰: hahahaha I have 15 million.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Well quite frankly I don't care.
Rainy nights #familytime #Guinness #monopoly #mydaughter and #friends on #netflix #enjoylife #2018
About to whoop the chilren... #monopoly #familytime #family #moneymanagement #realestate #properties #boardgames #saturdays #2017
Guys TikTok being back up does not mean anything right now. There is a very high chance of it being sold or has already been sold to a US company or META.
PLEASE remember that Trump is doing nothing in our favor and it was his idea to propose the bill in first place.
Please remember that if TikTok is bought by a US company that makes the online world a US monopoly.
Stay safe and stay aware.
I made a bisexual vibe playlist bc all bi people need one (+why this song should be in your playlist)
Bye Bye Bye - *NSYNC it's basically bi bi bi
MONTERO (call me by your name) - Lil Nas X a whole queer mood
Toxic - Britney Spears if you're not attracted at the very least to 00's Britney you're lying
Womanizer - Britney Spears see above
I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry practically the bi wlw anthem
Misery Business - Paramore don't know why, i always find this song kinda gay
Monopoly - Victoria Monet & Ariana Grande i whisper to myself "i like woman and men" constantly
Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! At The Disco well i wONDER WHY
Bad Kind Of Butterflies - Camila Cabello i can relate to this song cuz im in the closet™
Positions - Ariana Grande not a big fan of this song as a feminist, but definitely wlw mood
Arabella - Arctic Monkeys im attracted to Arabella, idgaf that she's not real
Sweater Weather - The Neighborhood if you watched a single bi tiktok you'll know what im talking about
All Apologies - Nirvana a big mood + "everyone is gay" + i love this song fight me
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time - Panic! At The Disco just... you get me
Watermelon Sugar - Harry Styles i adore every person in that music video
Valentine - 5 Seconds Of Summer let me tell you, that song turns me on
She's Kinda Hot - 5 Seconds Of Summer love this song, great message, watch some tiktoks
Señorita - Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello i think this song was my bi awakening o_o
Strawberry Lipstick - Yungblud idk this song just feels bi/pan
Good Girls - 5 Seconds Of Summer see above
Perfect Lie - Ashton Irwin again, im in the closet so this song is pretty relatable
Silver Lake Queen - Diplomacy this song deserve to be on every playlist ever (also the mv triggered some of my bi panic ngl)