Jonathan Harker Going From The Moment Of Realization That He’s In A Horror Novel To “oh Dinner!!! 

Art Prints

Ivy Alive on Etsy

Nobody beats my wiz

Big sale ! ! !

**horny** let's write fanfiction shall we

Dracula really sucks at trying to be normal or unsuspecting. But seems to be a great one man party slaving away to keep his dinner pleased.

Jonathan just really sucks at listening to his fight or flight system. I'm not too sure he even has one at this point.

every day I wake up and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I worry and I w-

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

they’re having a fundamentally different experience