They’re Having A Fundamentally Different Experience

Pet Peeve: My Dad

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

Oh wow, two kinds! I simply must email my good friend Johnathon Harker about this

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WORM REVIVAL!!!

May 11:

Today we meet Lucy Westenra, who has a crush

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A little bonus:

dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"

Mina: I can’t wait to hear about my amazing boyfriend’s travels! I bet he’s having so much fun

Meanwhile, Jonathan:

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

It's Shia LaBeouf

You’re driving home alone in the dead of night, and you see a child in the middle of the night. Feeling sympathetic, you offer to drive them to the police station to find their parents, only you find out that thing that you picked up isn’t just a child…